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It's because you are…well…weird!

More facts about our Ninjitsu? I so need protection. Erm anyone know the hotline for the FBI Witness Protection Program?

LMAO!!

hahahaha….

LOL!!!

how does being weird make me dangerous tho? waaaah?

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5_Rj2zKMy4

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i'm weird too, you aint special! *rolls eyes* lmao

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sometimes….it's just unbearable!

*sigh*

What is, hun?

everything, sweets. where are you?!

I'm feeling:

………….weird!

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I think I'm going crazy….

seriously…

lmbo!

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All these birthdays and birthday threads are making me all happy!! lmao!

Tayba…why do I miss you already?! wtheck?! I swear, if you leave me, imma… imma…

ok ill get back to you on that one.

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Insha'Allah, the dark days will end very very soon.

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Senoooooooooorrrrrrrrrr, I'm great! how are you doing?! long time no see!

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ok, wanna start mischief? take it outside this thread!

kthanks! meet me at say something totally random street, iz goinnnn' dowwwwwwn! lmao!

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you're so very welcome!

Kavitaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i miss you woman!

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NONESENSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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On the authority of Abu Harayrah (may Allah be pleased with him), who said that the Prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) said: Allah the
Almighty said:

I am as My servant thinks I am. I am with him when he makes mention of Me.
If he makes mention of Me to himself, I make mention of him to Myself; and
if he makes mention of Me in an assembly, I make mention of him in an
assemble better than it. And if he draws near to Me an arm’s length, I draw
near to him a fathom’s length. And if he comes to Me walking, I go to him at
speed.

It was related by al-Buhkari (also by Muslim, at-Tirmidhi and Ibn-Majah).

Imam Nawawi’s 40 Hadith Qudsi

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ALLAHUUUUUUU AKBARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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awwww, Rani this turned out to be beautiful, Masha'Allah

Boo ji, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! Know that you are dearly loved and appreciated around here, mystery woman! I can't even imagine the forum without boo, honestly!! You are truly one of the sweetest people I've met so far. Masha'Allah.

May allll your pure wishes come true. Ameen. And Insha'Allah…one day…soon…you'll be exactly where you wanna be, and with the person you want to be with. Ameeeeeeeeen

and hereee:

cakeee…………………. mmmmmmm……

I love you xxxxxx

-Ninja

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Bismillah…

Dearest Rani,

Happy 18th Birthday, buddy!!!!! So…. OhmydearestAllah…. you're really 18!!! it's still unbelievable to me…why? cos you're HELLA IMMATURE! wtheck is this! . okay imma stop teasing you. sorry. on to the mushy talk………………

Rani..you truly are an awesome friend. In fact, you're beyond awesome. Even though your awesomeness can get annoying sometimes…you know, like how you never shut up, and how you slack too much and all…but it's what makes you…YOU! Masha'Allah, may Allah increase you and make you among those who rejoice on that day. Ameen, Allahumma Ameen. And May He reward you well for everything you do. For all the smiles you bring to everyone's face. and for being there when you're needed. Ameen!

And On this day, I'd like to remind you that you're a very special person to me. And I thank Allah (swt) every single day for bringing you into my life. I'm truly blessed. Alhamdulillah.

I would also like second Tayba on all the duas. So AMEEN AMEEN AMEEEEEEEEEN THUMMMAAAAA THUMMMAAAA AMEEN!!! You deserve the best Rani, I mean it. And looking at the person you are, I'm sure Allah Ta'ala has awesome plans for you, Insha'Allah. You just gotta be careful sometimes, acha? Because we all face them bumps here and there, so be ready to jump over them safely . I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!!!!

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You're that friend to me

Friends are miles, laughs and tears

Friends are days and minutes, mo

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(originally in arabic)

Father

My conscience is unsettled… and my heart is not at rest.
I feel that I’m lost, that I’ve lost the key.
My thoughts are worried and my eyes don’t sleep.
I feel, my daughter, that you are not yourself.
I sense that you’re tired, that you’re upset.
I see black clouds in your eyesthat rain worries, worries.
I could be wrong, or you could be wrong.

Daughter

Your feelings are correct, my father.
Your feelings have revealed the truth… and with your permission, I would like to tell you
Your daughter has become a young woman.
Every time I encounter a black cloud
Things come to my mind that pierce through it.

Your words come to my mind,
Your gazes come to my mind.
I return to my life’s almanac
I return to the first page of my life
I’m small and you’re teaching me moral lessons from a book
That tells the story of Diab’s ewes
And what happened to them; oh my father, my father…
And how you would reprimand me.

Father

Oh my daughter… When you were small,
I hid you under my wings… I hid you so that you would be at ease
And now that you’ve grown older
You’ve become my wings.

I swear by your eyes,
Because of how much I cared for you then,
I would draw you pictures and tell you of what was happening
So that my heart’s tenderness would surround you.
And the scent of lilies would fill the house,
And you grew up with everything a child could want.
In my eyes you are still small…

Daughter

We have both grown older, my father.
Our days have grown more numerous.
Our responsibilities grew with us,
And our dreams grew as well.
For my sake, my father.
Share in the responsibility with me,
Oh my father…

Father

Don’t worry, my daughter,
Oh Flower of my eyes.
I will not leave you alone.
I know that you’ve become a young woman,
And it’s become necessary for someone to join and accompany you.

Daughter

I try not to hide anything from you,
And vent my worries to none but you.
You can see with your eyes.
I feel that you understand me
Even before I speak.
It’s so difficult for me to travel the path alone,
After they took the joy of love from me.
They seized my heart of hearts from me
And stole from me my laughter.

Father

I can’t believe what I am hearing;
I feel that my heart beginning to cry.

daughter

They took my voice from the one I was singing for;
They took the color from my tears.
They forbade my eyes from crying.
Help me, father;
Don’t leave me, father.
Give my heart back its laughter.

Father

Your laughter and days of happiness will return to you;
I won’t leave you for one minute.
I won’t dwell in gazing
Into tomorrow, or the night before it.
Laughter will return to your heart;
I will return it to you.

daughter

I had no doubt, father,
That if we talked, took and gave,
I would understand you,
And you would understand me.
Oh my father…

Father

Oh my daughter…

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A Mistake Worth its Weight in Gold

From the Original Arabic Piece by Adel bin Muhammad al-Abdul 'Aalee
Translated by Abu Dujanah

One of the Salaf entered a field, hungry and tired, so he wanted to eat, and his stomach was 'rumbling'. He saw an apple tree, and picked an apple to eat. He ate half of it under the protection of Allah, then he drank from the river near the field. After that, he suddenly realised that he was not aware of what he did due to his hunger, and thought to himself: Woe to you! How can you eat someone else's provision without permission. In remorse he was determined not to leave the place until he found the owner of the garden, and confess to him that he had eaten his provision without his permission. He looked around and saw a house and went up to the door and knocked on it.

The owner came out and asked him what he wanted. The Salaf said: “I was hungry and entered your garden and took this apple and ate half of it, then I remembered it was not mine, and I came to beg you to forgive me for this mistake.” The man replied, “I will not forgive you except on one condition?”

So the Salaf asked (and he is Thaabit bin Nu'maan), “What is your condition?”The owner of the garden said: “I want you to marry my daughter.”The honourable Salaf without hesitation said: “yes, I will marry her”.The father of the girl then said: “I want you to know that my daughter is blind and cannot see, dumb and cannot speak, deaf and cannot hear.”

The revelation shocked Thaabit bin Nu'maan and thoughts flashed through his mind – what a disaster – what's he going to do? Then he remembered that the trials and tribulation he has to endure by accepting this woman as his wife, and taking care of her and serving her is better for him than to eat the food (sadeed) of hellfire due to the fact that he had eaten the apple without permission. He also realised that if he did not make amends, his days in the dunya are numbered.

So he promised to marry the girl, and prayed for forgiveness and reward from Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
The day of marriage came, and the man was nervous and very worried: “How will I enter upon a woman who does not speak, see, or hear?!” What a dilemma, and he wished the earth would swallow him before that happened (i.e. going the wedding ceremony), but he remembered Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala and said: “Laa Hawla wa laa quwata illa billah, wa inna lilah wa inna ilayhi raji'oon.”

He went off to the wedding ceremony and when he arrived, his future bride stood up and greeted him, saying, “Assalamu 'alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu.” When he saw her, it took his breath away and remembered what he had imagined of the hoor il-'ayn in paradise. Gaining his composure, he blurted out: “What is this? So you speak, see, and hear.” Thaabit bin Nu'maan then informed her what her father had to told him.She gave him the most beautiful smile and said: “My father spoke the truth and he didn't lie.”

“But why did he tell me things about you which are untrue?

She replied, “My father said I am dumb, because I have never said a word which displeases Allah, nor have I ever spoken to a man whom it is not permissable to speak to. [He said] I am deaf, because I have never sat it in a place where malicious backbiting, gossip or tale-telling takes place. [He said] I am blind because I have never looked at a man who was not permissable for me to look.”

So ponder how Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala united this pious woman to this pious man.

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NO!!!!!!!

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well, not really. i have studied the mentals for 4-5 years now and i can tune myself to be on the other side if needed be. all this thru experience dealing with yr kind.

ah I see. interesting….*crazy look* *eyes widen*

lmao

hahahhaha….

yeah we laugh for no reason too

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soo wats stopping ye?? go ahead..puke already

yeah am talking to u..unless ders anuther Serio comic present

Oh yeah must be those voices transformed into super extra ghouls

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