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lololollllllll good one person above me
Quote:It's assulting on the eyes for goodness sake!
I'm glad!
I almost cheated and used a thesaurus (lmbo), but thought better of it!
LOL!!!!!
Quote:What are you guys talking about? What’s bright?
definitely not that
THIS IS BRIGHT!
….oooohhh pretty 😛
LOL at person above me
LOL! when I read Scar Face's post, I remembered how bright fonts annoy you
. And I uhm expected you to say something like that. haha I loveded it.
.I know, we do talk about backbiting a lot.
and I love that hadith!!!!!!!! I said what Hassan Basri (RA) said to my aunt today. rofl cos she be talking crap about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote:Oh holy hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in huge pink letter no less! *shakes head*
LMBO!!!!!!
…when I didn't even want to smile.
In the midst of a hiring, The Interviewer is forced to choose between two employees.
The Interviewer: Well you both have some solid applications.
Tahir: Thank you!
Ibrahim: Thank you!
The Interviewer: however, I'm going to give the edge to Tahir here…
Tahir: Yes!
The Interviewer: With that being said, I give Tahir the Paradise Seal of Quality. Congratulations.
Tahir: Wahoo!
*The door bursts open. A mysterious looking man walks in, whispers something into The Interviewer's ear and walks back out*
The Interviewer: Oh I see. I guess this changes everything. Can I have your applications back? I need to make some changes.
*The Interviewer takes out a red pen, scribbles all over the two applications and hands it back to the interviewees*Tahir: What the? You just scribbled out all my stuff…
Ibrahim: …and added it to my application. Thanks!
The Interviewer: Congratulations Ibrahim. You're hired!
Ibrahim: Oh thank you thank you!
Tahir: Hey! I thought I was hired!
The Interviewer: Your application sucks Tahir. Barely has anything on it.
Tahir: But you scribbled it out! LOL!
Ibrahim: LOL!
The Interviewer: Don't LOL me. I don't have time for losers like yourself.*The Interviewer kicks Tahir out of the office*
Tahir: Damn it! You idiots! I'm the best damn guy in the world!
*Suddenly, a mysterious looking person arises out of the mist*
Charlie: Salam effendi.
Tahir: Who are you?
Charlie: That is irrelevant… the question is what are you doing out here?
Tahir: I got the boot. The Interviewer betrayed me and hired some moron instead. I hate that Ibrahim. He's so stupid and conniving and …
Charlie: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tahir: What?
Charlie: Didn't you learn anything?
Tahir: Of course not. Was I supposed to learn something?
Charlie: Sigh.*Charlie takes Tahir inside a mysterious looking building*
Tahir: Where the hell are we?
Charlie: That is irrelevant… the question is have you read the Charles Dickens story called “A Christmas Carol” or seen the movie?
Tahir: No I don't celebrate Christmas. The Imam at my mosque told me not to be affiliate with Christmas at all.
Charlie: That's a pity. It's a good movie. Anyway in the story there is a Ghost called “The Ghost of Christmas Past”…
Tahir: I thought ghosts were part of Halloween?
Charlie: No. Wait yeah they are but…
Tahir: Isn't Halloween Haram as well? My mosque made a program called “Halaloween” to encourage kids to do Halal things. LOL @ title of Halaloween.
Charlie: Yeah yeah it has nothing to do with Halloween. Anyway, technically I'm like the Ghost of Christmas Past. But to make it easier for you we'll call myself The Ghost of Eid-ul-Fitr.
Tahir: So you're a jinn?
Charlie: No! Okay listen forget all this ghost crap. Just call me Charlie.
Tahir: Are you a revert?
Charlie: Just shut uQuote:Why are the ones we love so far? I freaking hate this distance.
Second what Ness said.
I love you.
lmao!!!! I think I agree with Ness.
just keeding Amz, I love you too buddy!
Nessa-
that made me smile.
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