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I missed the forum!

where is everyone?! *cries*

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*signs tayba's attendance sheet and throws it in her face*

Thank you for recognizing that I have attended class for the first time in like…. I lost count!

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I dont give a ***

I DONT I DONT

I DO I DO

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW

*holds Kavz*

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Kavitaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm sorry you feel alone!

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Many years ago, during the time of the Taabi'een (the generation of Muslims after the Sahabah), Baghdad was a great city of Islam . In fact, it was the capital of the Islamic Empire and because of the great number of scholars who lived there, it was the center of Islamic knowledge. One day, the ruler of Rome at that time sent an envoy to Baghdad with three challenges for the Muslims. When the messenger reached the city, he informed the Khalifah that he had three questions which he challenged the Muslims to answer. The Khalifah gathered together all the scholars of the city and the Roman messenger climbed upon a high platform and said, “I have come with three questions. If you answer them, then I will leave with you a great amount of wealth which I have brought from the king of Rome . As for the questions, they were: 'What was there before Allah?' 'In which direction does Allah face?' 'What is Allah engaged in at this moment?'”

The great assembly of people were silent. (Can you think of answers to these questions?) In the midst of these brilliant scholars and students of Islam, there was a man looking on with his young son. “O my dear father! I will answer him and silence him!” said the youth.

So the boy sought the permission of the Khalifah to give the answers and he was given the permission to do so.

The Roman addressed the young Muslim and repeated his first question, “What was there before Allah?”

The boy asked, “Do you know how to count?” “Yes,” said the man. “Then count down from ten!” So the Roman counted down, “ten, nine, eight, …” until he reached “one” and he stopped counting. “But what comes before 'one'?” asked the boy. “There is nothing before one- that is it!” said the man. “Well then, if there obviously is nothing before the arithmetic 'one', then how do you expect that there should be anything before the 'One' who is Absolute truth, All-Eternal, Everlasting the First, the Last, the Manifest, the Hidden?” Now the man was surprised by this direct answer which he could not dispute. So he asked, “Then tell me, in which direction is Allah facing?”

“Bring a candle and light it,” said the boy, “and tell me in which direction the flame is facing.” “But the flame is just light- it spreads in each of the four directions, North, South, East and West. It does not face any one direction only,” said the man in wonderment. The boy cried, “Then if this physical light spreads in all four directions such that you cannot tell me which way it faces, then what do you expect of the Nur-us-Samawati-wal-'Ard: Allah – the Light of the Heavens and the Earth!? Light upon Light, Allah faces all directions at all times.” The Roman was stupefied and astounded that here was a young child answering his challenges in such a way that he could not argue against the proofs. So, he desperately wanted to try his final question.

But before doing so, the boy said, “Wait! You are the one who is asking the questions and I am the one who is giving the answers to these challenges. It is only fair that you should come down to where I am standing and that I should go up where you are right now, in order that the answers may be heard as clearly as the questions. “This seemed reasonable to the Roman, so he came down from where he was standing and the boy ascended the platform. Then the man repeated his final challenge, “Tell me, what is Allah doing at this moment?” The boy proudly answered, “At this moment, when Allah found upon this high platform a liar and mocker of Islam, He caused him to descend and brought him low. And as for the one who believed in the Oneness of Allah, He raised him up and established the Truth. Every day He exercises (universal) power (Sura

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May Allah grant all the muslimeen and muslimat shifaa. Ameen. Thumma Thumma Thumma Thumma Thumma Thumma Ameeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!

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it's so beautiful outside.

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Happy birthday, Khushi hun. I'm sorry, I'm a bit late. I hope you had a wonderful day, full of happiness and smiles! And I hope you have a wonderful year ahead of you.

<3

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COME BACK TO ME, BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waiting impatiently*

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOSOOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you're mine mine mine mine MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!! *rubs Tayba's arm lezbo style* (that probably sent all the guys packing, bahaha )

*grabs tayba's arm and runs* LET'S GO WATCH THE SUNSET!! when it's sunset there, that is!

I love you, beautiful. <33333333333333333

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i thought this was discussed and explained before? pay attention next time people!!

Seriously!

double triple seriously, coz man, Rani and I seriously have lives…. like forealz

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I feeeeeeel extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra happppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Rani, I lub uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Tabz, I lub uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And I hope ju feeling better habeebati!

Ness, I lub youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, and I miss you too woman!

Boo, I lub uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, beautiful!

Oreo, say no to drugs man! get high on candy! it's safer!

Senor Buddha buttwipe idiotic jerky fool, get your butt back on the forummmmm!!!

Kavz, I hope I didn't annoy you the other day, but you know I'm right !

Scarz, womannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! sigh!

Khushi, I hope you're khush

Marine, I hope ju not partying too much!!!!

okay I'm done, I'm sooooooooooo high. lol

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whatever it is that u are taking……..give some to me too!!

BITE YOURSELF! lmbo

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No no! Ju ununderstand thee kind sir, kind sir vas calling mee good priend. now ju understand?

you idiotic bum! he was implying it!

I not ununderstand thee unkind sir, he bullies me!

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I go now so thee ninja and thee oreo can hab some pribate pun.

Tata! bye bye!

You stupid bum lol, i'm glad you have something better to do!

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Me: “ju sound like an english learner, ju not know vot ju vanna say”
Rani: “i peel like vun too”
Me: “being fob iss easy”
Rani: “ju a fob at heart”

I theenk thas vot ve said

that vas pun, now I run before mah mathar jumps meh.

good day.

p.s. In case I dying, I vanting to say that I lub this forum bery much, and I lubing all ju peeps bery bery much.

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Tayba-

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I talk to your Ninja, I read to her out loud vut I am typing, she says (OHMYGOD! I NOT his ninja, he my NINJA!)

uh oh, she come on porum cuz i said lie. she bad girl.

I go bepore she kills me. I no vant to die. I too young to die. I still not boted (voted) I vant to bote pirst then I die still not okay dying not good young I need to pack my suitcase por the after life. so ninja pleej no kill me.

LMBO! idiot, totally made up shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! rofl

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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ok my mistake….its not the ninja who is on crack, its boogedy!!!

the ninja!

I'm oh so pimp!

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Rani's upcoming post is pyscho!

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.feeling like crap.

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