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what daaaaa??!!

hey senor…mind yer language please. there are lots of kids hanging around here. we got no interest on how u manage or mismanage yr gardens! sheessshhhhh!!!

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I'm oh so glad that i'm not useless

useless??? nooooooooooo…defintely not.

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Truth covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing

I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel
And I wanted more
Than I could steal
I'll arrest myself
And wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove that
I still smell her on you

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Ulek mayang ku ulek
Ulek dengan jala jemala
Ulek mayang diulek
Ulek dengan tuannya puteri
Ulek mayang diulek
Ulek dengan jala jemala
Ulek mayang diulek
Ulek dengan puterinya dua

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Hello Kavita! Is that what you do or what you are? 😉

I do have a question. I can't seem to find the “post” button, only the button that lets you “reply to this post”. Can't you post directly, or am I just missing it?

As for myself, well, ask away! What else would you like to know?

and who might u be?? have u read thru the rules and regulations of this forum of death?? if u havent, i suggest you do that first before u start posting in here. u can check with this user called boogedy boo…i think she is in charge of that now. shes freaky and moody, so be careful when u approach her.

“Can't you post directly, or am I just missing it?”
i think u are losing it more than anything else.

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there has been a complain from an unknown source saying that senorJ has not been thru serio's routine induction course that the newbies normally go thru. come to think of it…it is absolutely, without a doubt, 101% correct!!

so senorJ, have u read thru the 'Introduction to the Forum of Death' manual?

pay close attention to clause 13.2.1 which reads “if we dont like u, too bad. if we are mean to u, too bad. live with it or take a hike”
and also on clause 17.4.2(a) which says “if u think u sound boring, chances are u are right”..and by the looks of things, u are heading to that direction sooner than i expected.

and theres also few rules that u need to remember
Rule No.1 – if u are been dissed, live with it
Rule No.2 – see rule no.1
Rule No.3 – if u cant take rule 1 and 2, feel free to go. and to that i say “thanks for going”

thats all for now..

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u got that rite marine life…puke all u want. must be an amateur psychic

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4 years??? dayemmm..no wonder theres a sense of some boringness in here whenever she appears. heres to the not so unique princess…thanx for all the boringness u showed us and make us realize that theres so many other interesting people that we are suppose to meet outside.

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awwww…come now..let serio console u yuummmmenilicious

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you can shoot them, cut them to pieces, throw them off a cliff,
poison them, tie them up a tree, bury them, smack them on their head,
hide them in yr closet, poke their eyes out, speak german to them in
the hope that it will finally register in their head and if everything
else fails, put them in an asylum!!

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i meant that for the janitor actually. not sure how u were
released instead of him. i'll make sure i fire some folks down at HR.
in the meantime, enjoy yr day out

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well well…if it aint heera the haha.i see u got yrself
checked out from the asylum. good good. i'll send u right back in.

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i think the idea of men being able to marry 4 has been misinterpreted by one, the very man who marries more than 1 and two, the generalization that people make when they read that muslim men can marry up to 4.

as mentioned by yummmenilicious, the definition of someone who wants to marry more than 1 is that they must ensure that they can be fair to all their wives. and fair is not just about spending equal time with all the wives but also on all the materials that u give. if u buy wife A a house by the lake, then you need to buy wife B, C and D something which is the same or equal to that as well. if you take one on a holiday, then u need to take the other 3 for holiday as well. emotionally and physically u have to be fair to all yr wives..they must get equal treatment from you in every aspect. so, if you think abt it rationally, no men in this world are able to do that. even if its possible, i would think 2 is the max that one can go.

and in those days (the times of our Prophets p.b.u.h), they marry more than 1 bcos there are alot of women and children who lost their husbands and fathers during the war. so marrying them gives these women and children a certain sense of security and hope that they are taken care of by a man. that was the main reason they marry more than 1, not for lustful purposes but to show compassion to other unfortunate women. and some also marry more than 1 bcos their first wife cant bear a child. so instead of divorcing the wife and marry another, they have 2 wives. and in those days it is important for one to have offsprings bcos its a matter of family pride and honour…to continue ones legacy. if you look at that act alone, i think men who does that are more responsible and faithful than one who divorces his wife and finds another, which is what is happening nowdays.

but of course these days nobody does that. these days they marry more than 1 bcos they cant seem to control their testorone level and their fluctuating and unpredictable hormones. so that makes it wrong to marry more than 1 but which not many understands and is used as an excuse to abuse this so called 'quota'.

the problem with people is that one, they dont truly understand what is said in the Quran and two, others make wrong assumptions abt this ruling and is quick to condemned it before looking at the actual reasons on why this ruling was made in the first place.

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be concern about yr spiritual earning
get ready for a higher learning
time and tide are changing
is the world just at its beginning
or is it really ending
sitting, staring and observing
everything seems to be pa.ssing
but life itself is stalling
waiting, stopping, delaying
afraid of trying
for fear of failing
fighting and bickering
smiling and giggling
but all counts for nothing
when the soul is sleeping
one day u are laughing
next day u are screaming
one day you are breathing
next day you are not moving
body and mind ever changing
without us realizing
when all has hopes seems to be fading
faith is what keeps us moving
this is my ranting
this is my soul talking

now that serio is back writing
all u faltoos out there stop commenting
i dont want to do any explaining
just read and keep moving!

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As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so $%@!* crazy you can't follow their rules

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be

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jingle bell scarface smell rani laid an egg

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victim?? what u talkin bout dude?? i never victimized anybody, more so the nice, decent, innocent gal like yummmenilicious

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Since love grows within Yemenilicious, so beauty grows.
For love is the beauty of the soul….

how true!!

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dude….stop hara.ssing her already!!

and besides i picked on her first so please queue up behind me and wait for yr turn.

yuummeenilicious,
fret not. i shall protect u from senor chaddi…so either u hop on with
me now or u gona get stranded with him forever!!

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Oh gosh, yummin you are having no coffee now? Geez… that is a good thing

minus the withdrawal symptoms

Too much coffee isnt good for us i hope you two know that

too much coffee isnt good? but its not as bad as having too much bollywood!!

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