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you've given up on the teasing already, Oreo? we won? huh?

And you can't die in the movie bum, you're the main character! And plus, we need all the guys on the forum in the movie…right Rani?

it was a losing battle for me from the start anyways. crippled by the absence of my pardner in crime, poisoned by the presence of senorJ who leaned more towards the female species, it is just a matter of time before serio dies of suffocation from the extreme love and hugness that flows in this place.

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And there is too little of Oreo in it! He is the main actor, so we need to have more of him!!!

woooooahh….back the track off rani. too little aint good. it should be non-existent! all my storytelling is coming to an end and so is my time here. u can make senorJ your main guy. making serio, the villain, yr main actor?? what were u thinking??!!! thats not gona go down well in the box-office. if u gona make a movie, make sure its gona be a hit. else dont do it 😉

or if u insist on putting me in yr movie, then make sure u get someone to shoot me in the end and everyone will live happily ever after, just like all the bollywood movie 🙂

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i work an a programmer which almost consumed all my mind and the rest is left for crazy silly stuff like fantasy stories, japanese cartoons, indian movies and latin music

programmer?? interesting…tell u what, if u can hack into somebodys email then i might just spare u from my daily abuse. how bout that?

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*giggles* I heart ju.

I <3 you too!

yeah yeah…we all know that. get on with it already!!

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factum:

• mess with me and die like the rest
• been exposed to and have experienced the unexplainable
• was an accomplice in a shopping crime at age of 11
• punched me best friend in Year 1 for continuously bugging me in the class, dropped 2 of his front tooth in the process
• loves siberian husky tho unfortunately cant own one

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Other forms of trickery were said to be used for escaping and combat. Ashiaro are wooden pads attached to the ninja's tabi

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cOSMIc: F off already okay..and yeah THATS THE FIRST AND LAST U WILL
HEAR ME SWEAR..go to hell and damn stay there
u
moron….hmmmph…………….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

request granted. now, please take a hike

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U DNT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT i THOT WHEN I READ THESE LYRICS

you are right, we dont. and keep it that way.

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the end is near

it is time to make the final bow

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ok, ness i can understand…boo maybe 50-50, but the three??? hmmmm….now im seriously thinking that u might have been drugged by them.

thats the result of ageing?? oh boy..resistance is futile? im talking abt myself by the way.

u from the sixties, im from the 70s..not a big difference to me. and besides, old is gold.

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yes senorJay, its part of my social service to this forum. and let me eloquently state another obvious thing as well. whats up with all the jargons? yes we know u are good with words, but too much of it..and it turns you into a show-off. thats my take anyways.

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da princess unique is old? i second that!!

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Fearing for his life, cowboy joe ran as fast as he could, and Chocoticon soon followed after him….

Chocoticon smashes thru his way and crushed everything that was in his way, including Skank (a moment of silence for my good ol dog Skank). Cowboy Joe took a quick glance at the back and realized that Chocoticon is just few meters away from him. With his 100 meters sprint time easily equalling one of a turbo charged, steroid pumped turtle, it is no wonder he is losing ground in his quest to escape from the evil clutches of Chocoticon.

As he was about to make a 90 degrees turn to the right and escape thru the thick jungles of Bollyville County, cowboy joe slipped, rolled over a few times, and crash landed heavily on his back. Fearing for his life, he looked directly at Chocoticon and sense if he can somehow escape from this giant monster. “ARE U USERNAME SERIOCOMIC AKA COWBOY JOE!!!??? ARE U USERNAME SERIOCOMIC AKA COWBOY JOE!!???? WHERE IS THE PERSON THAT BAKED THIS AWFUL TASTING CHOC CAKE??”, Chocoticon seems to be screaming at cowboy joe. Looking preplexed, cowboy joe responded with a 'Whaaaaaa?? U got the wrong guy dude”, his voice trembling with fear. “Im actually looking for this person too. I got a terrible stomach ache after eating her cake, hence why i used it to make my home made bomb”

“HMMMMMM….I SHALL LET YOU GO FOR NOW”, said Chocoticon. Cowboy Joe stood up, gave Chocticon the Rock look and walked away. 'Sucker…hahah', joe uttered softly.

But little did he realize that Chocoticon has an in-built sound detector that could measure speech and voice up to 5km away!

To be continued…

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Serio ji I do not intend to ever write half-baked fiction for juvenile delinquents so you need not worry about reading anything I write. You are safe.

phheewwwww….thank god for that!!! my sincere condolences to your target customers then.

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As they say back home, if you want to be a superwoman or a superman, just wear your underwear outside and you are ready to go.

obviously u still live in the 70s!!

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*yaaawwwnnnnn*

senorJ…remind me not to read yr book if ever u decide to write one.

what we need is more of a bomb-exploding, gun-firing, monsters-creeping, robots-transforming, homer-burping, a$$-kicking kinda stories.

let me start then.

once upon a time, there live this cowboy (joe is his name) in an old town called Bollyville County. one nite, as cowboy Joe was walking, he saw this shadow that resembles a ghostly figure. he took out his gun, aimed at it, and just as he was abt to shoot, this shadow jumped at him. he fired 6 shots, but all of it missed. he then ran quickly towards the barn, took out his home-made bomb (liquid nitrogen mixed with mango chutney and unique princess choc cake). he then ran outside, waited for the shadow to re-appear, catched his breath and lighted a cigar. at the corner of his eyes he could see that something was moving and coming towards him. the shadow is somehow attracted to the smell of the cigar. sensing this, cowboy joe quickly threw the cigar and at the same time threw the bomb at the shadows direction.

ka-booommmmmmmm!!! the bomb exploded. cowboy joe was thrown 30 feet in the air and landed heavily on his already sore bum. he stood up, walked towards the shadow…it seems that 'it' is dead. 'must be the cake that did it'. cowboy joe whispered to himself. as he was about to walk away, suddenly, some strange sound was heard. 'Chhee chuuuu chuttttt chuuzzzz'. What daaaa!!!! The shadow transformed, into a…a…..Choc Cake!! a choc cake with a face!!

Fearing for his life, cowboy joe ran as fast as he could, and Chocoticon soon followed after him….

To be continued….

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uniquely not unique? yes i hear u loud and clear

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You’re a falling star, You’re the get away car.
You’re the line in the sand when I go too far.
You’re the swimming pool, on an August day.
And You’re the perfect thing to see.

And you play your card, but it’s kinda cute.
Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don’t pretend, that you don’t know it’s true.
Cause you can see it when I look at you.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It’s you, it’s you, You make me sing.
You’re every line, you’re every word, you’re everything.

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its ok yummmenilicious…u dont need the not so unique princess when im here!

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im good, now that u are here

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