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oh man! theres some hot bollywood action goin' on!! wheres me camera…

1 minute guys…let me just set..up…..this……camera…..and we….are….ready to…..roll

ok guys…take it from the top again…ness, can u do smtg with yr hair? its covering 70% of yr face. audience wants to see da faceeeee…not da hair. and senorJ, try not to show too much emotion for now ok? it seems that u are too eager to sweep ness off her feet. its a 3 hour movie people…if u guys are already in love in the first 15, what the heck are we going to show for the next 2.45???

alrite…3…2…1….andddddd ACTION!!

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ok, after few soul searching and some forum analyzing, here are the latest addition to the nominations:

Fav Faltooest Word Award:
1. lol
2. I love you ji
3. Hugs

Worst Sig Pic Award:
1. Prisoner 26
2. Rani Not So Mukerji
3. sub-Marine

Skills You Like to Have Award:
1. Yummenilicious apparent (lack of) Ninja skills
2. SenorJ's potential to become the next JK Rowling
3. Boogedy's dissapearing act
4. ScarFace's ability to dedicate songs 10 pages long
5. Rani and Unique's argument on whether Americans or Brits are cooler
6. sub-Marine's ability to talk and talk without putting a full stop to her sentences

Skills You Don't Like to Have Award:
1. See Skills You Like to Have Award nominees

Bollywood moment of the Year Award:
1. When SenorJ drops in the forum like a hero from out of nowhere and tries to flirt with all the ladies in da house
2. SenorJ and Ness gettin' it on in front of Prisoner 26 eyes without a care for this world
3. The bollywood movie directed by Rani which never took off

Members That We Missed Their Presence Award:
1. Madhu Ji
2. Nitz
3. Baqz aka Chaddi Man
4. Nazi (tho she has made some special guest appearance a couple of times)

Serio's Most Likely New Partner In Crime Award:
1. Yummenilicious aka Ninja
2. Nazi
3. None of the above

Most Likely to Stay in this Forum until 2020 Award:
1. Rani not so Mukerji
2. Yummenilicious
3. ScarFace
4. Prisoner 26
5. SenorJ

aite…thats about it for now. Part 3 coming up

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Tayba is slow, she'll arrrive her yrs later =P. i second that!

plus it's her bday! she's getting older! and that too

baha kidding! except for this

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let me start the ball rolling by giving out some nominations:

'Dont have anything better to do than to come to this forum day and nite' Award:
1. Rani
2. ScarFace
3. Yummenilicious

No Life Outside Forum Award:
1. Rani
2. ScarFace
3. Yummenilicious
4. Prisoner 26

Newbie of the Year who tries hard to win all the ladies heart in the forum with his long boring stories (there can only be 1):
1. SenorJ

Talk and Doesnt Stop Award*:
1. SenorJ
2. ScarFace
* make such a perfect couple dont u think so?

Gay-est couple of the Year:
1. ScarFace and Ness
2. ScarFace and Rani
3. Rani and Yummenilicious
4. Unique and Yummenilicious
5. Boogedy and Khushi
5. All of the above

Chick who can Kick award:
1. Yummenilicious
2. Ness
3. ScarFace
4. Unique

Best use of Vocab in a boring way Award:
1. Ness
2. Boogedy
3. SenorJ

Serio's Fave to hassle Award:
1. Yummenilicious
2. Unique
3. Boogedy
4. ScarFace

Couple of the Year Award:
1. SenorJ – Ness
2. SenorJ – ScarFace
3. SenorJ – Unique

aite, thats all for now. i shall be adding more from time to time

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fact: serio not trying to be nice and will try his hardest to be mean to yummenilicious.

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…. *dies* ….

dont die yet…..dont u wnt to see the 'live happily ever after' ending between senorJ and ness after he fights thru the evil clutches of rani and scary? and not forgetting the special appearance of kavita aur savita and not so unique princess as the back up dancer as senorJ confesses his undying lurrveeee for the stunning heroine played by ness?

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fact: yummmenilicious loveeeeee to procrastinate and serio loveeeeeee to highlight that

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Why do I not remember this thread…. Im going insane… Im forgetting things!! Arrggh!!!

insane in the membrane?? forgetting things? sign of old age mam!

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Okay Thats NOT right. And we both know I dont have to watch anything! Is it me or have any of you been slammed in the face with Senor's exteme flirting with Ness.. right about now? Okay private! And MISTER HOTNESS just because you have NICE RICH SOPHISTICATED ways of saying flirty FRESH stuff that dont mean that you should be saying them so in the open!

awwww…come on prisoner number 26. dont be a spoil sport. senorJ is just about to get into his groove and show sum lurrrveeeee to ness. this is beter than bollywood!

ok, take it from the top again senorJ…on 3,2….1….and ACTION!!

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another bird day? dayemmmmmm!

happy…bla bla bla….may u…bla bla bla…and have a…bla bla bla…time. now that my 'nicer' side has spoken its time for serio to talk. u gettin old mam! 21 will turn to 31 in no time. time to get crackin'!

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yikeesssss!!! da nazi is here. wilkommen back mam!

better stay away from the not so unique princess. she's bad influence i tell u. the dark side is crippled at the mo thanks to the dissapearing act of nitz blitz. im recruiting so if u wana join just give me a salute (da nazi style)

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I'm callin' U

With all my goals, my very soul

Ain't fallin' through

I'm in need of U

The trust in my faith

My tears and my ways is drowning so

I cannot always show it

But don't doubt my love

I'm callin' U

With all my time and all my fights

In search for the truth

Tryin'a reach U

See the worth of my sweat

My house and my bed

Am lost in sleep

I will not be false in who I am

As long as I breathe

Oh, no, no

I don't need nobody

& I don't fear nobody

I don't call nobody but U

My One & Only

I don't need nobody

& I don't fear nobody

I don't call nobody but U

all I need in my life

I'm callin' U

When all my joy

And all my love is feelin' good

Cuz it's due to U

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dear bwl,

u stinka!!

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And I hope that you are having the time of your life

But think twice, that's my only advice

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,

Ha ha ha bless your soul

You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy

Just like me

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Life's like a road that you travel on

there's one day here and the next day gone

Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand

Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

There's a world outside every darkened door

Where blues won't haunt you anymore

Where the brave are free and lovers soar

Come ride with me to the distant shore

We won't hesitate

To break down the garden gate

There's not much time left today

Life is a highway

I wanna ride it all night long

If you're going my way

I wanna drive it all night long

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another year older…big deal!!

pffftttt…

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typical of bolly! planning takes 2 months, mobilization
another 2 months, script anthr 3 months,in between theres empty talks,
then resume with the casting which takes another 1 months…and the
actual shooting starts 1 year later. by the time it finishes, 3 years
have lapsed!

i say all of u shud not give up yr day job. better still, just sit and do nothing.

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fried rani sounds better than a fried chicken! i'll provide the ingredients to yr sis

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In the brightest hour of my darkest day

I realized what is wrong with me

Can't get over you

Can't get through to you

It's been a helter skelter romance from the start

Take these memories that are haunting me

Of a paper man cut into shreds

By his own pair of scissors

He'll never forgive her

He'll never forgive her

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But, you,
gorgeous, should not be worried. Not even the least. If
your words and feelings are any indication, my heart tells me that you
are one of the most beautiful people my eyes may have never seen.
Smile! You add a little more warmth and a lot more light to the
world around you. You most certainly do, to mine.

yo mr senorJ….what u waiting for? propose to her already! if it makes u happy it cant be that bad, rite? 😉

go for the kill. aim straight at her heart. she wont have time to react. catch her off guard!! just do it.

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