pls dont be spreading any germs in ere yuuummenilicious!
dude, even though u might not be reading this….boooogedy has the ultimate hotzzzz for u! yeeehaaaaaaaa!!
boogedy, i can hook u up with him if u want to. just give me the green light and i'll do the rest
1. Tayba rocks. She's my rock star! she's just a rock, stone cold. period.
2. Tayba is ghey…sometimes. I'm her gay buddy! yup, we can see that loonnnng time ago!!
3. Tayba is chips. lmbo I'm her vinegar! And you're the fish! (I hate fish, I love chips, and vinegar? with fish and chips? ewwwwwww!)
4. Tayba is slow… I think she's fast. lol. she can fly! fast as compared to what?a snail? ok..
5. TAYBA IS AWESOME My awesome princess! yr gay princess
6. Tayba is REALLY REALLY TAYBA She is! duh'!
7. Tayba…is my lova! HEY! You guys are cheating on me?!?!?! () pfftt…u can keep her all to yrself
8. Tayba is a brit yeh! And she has low batties yeh! LMAO!
9. Tayba needs to move here! She does!!!!!! Taybaaa jaaan when are you coming here? Come this summer! Unless I'm going to London this summer (Insha'Allah) then you stay there! And come here as soon as I get her! lol. get a life!!
10. READ #9 AGAIN! YEAH JERK I agree! buttwipe!
it amazes me that u guys cant come up with appropriate noms for the ghoul
am soooo tempted to add mine!!! hahahaha
but wont !!!
yup, keep it to yrself. definitely better that way. after all, yr nominations will only be crappy at best.
Yup we r all a bunch of barbaric hooligans in this place, voilence will def solve the prob…
i hear voices…big fat, irritating voices.
I feeeeeeeel…..OH SO HYPER!
excellent. perfect time for u to jump off a cliff
i have a solution for u mizz raniz da err mmm nt so best..
just shoot em or if u dont have a gun, kick and smack em and if u dnt hv the energy to do that, shout abusive language at em and if u still cant do that, i'll take care of it. just point me the target and i'll do the rest.
boogedy, i suggest you check in into one of my 'Kill sadness in a matter of seconds' center, which i helped setup after i attended the 'Kill ninja in a matter of seconds' convention. well ok, u can say that i didnt met my objectives but heck…who cares, right?
boogedy, i think they are giving you a head start. You know how slow u can get, right? I can as.sist you in the nominations to speed up things.
kya yeh such he???
vahji vah!! our very own bollywoodlyrics forum love kahani …
wait its more like Shrek the 4th nah
unique be da princess fee and Cosmic our Ghoul…be it Shrek no less
vonderfull….sooo romantic
and between my two vedddy good fwends ..
me feels bahut kush for the 2 of u and wish u all the very best for the future
may ye love for each other grow from second to second, from each beat of yr heart to the next..go strong..and dnt forget to invite moi
for the wedding
failure to do soo will result in **the wedding thrashers** making an appearance…
lol…sheessh who betta dan our Princess to steal the lost heart of the Ghoul himself…
dats sooo cute…and did i mention romantic…hahaha
best news eva…
anyways…before am beaten to a pulp will exit with a few hugs coming both your ways..
take care and lotza masti…**singing** love is in the air***
~alie~
well, u know what they say…things come in the most unexpected way. certainly did not anticipate this but i guess i just have to embrace it. feelings great of course! opposite attract u might say. me the bad, ugly one, unique the good, gorgeous one.
and heres another song for da lovely, most uniqueness of princess:
Its early in the morning
And my heart is really lonely
Just thinkin bout you baby
Got me twisted in the head
And I dont know how to take it
But its driving me so crazy
I dont know if its right
I'm tossin turning in my bed
Its 5 oclock in the morning
And I still cant sleep
Thinkin bout your beauty it makes me
Weak…
I'm feeling hopeless in my home
I dont know what to do but I think I'm in love
Baby…
Amor, no es amor (if this aint love)
Then what am I feeling (what am I doing wrong)
Amor, no es amor (if this aint love)
Is this an illusion that I have in my heart?
i beg to differ. and besides, by not cooking and just observing, thats how i know ness will make a mess!
I wish more people were like you Serio ji.
i wish for the same too but unfortunately u dont always get what u wish for 🙂
listen to ness and yr cake will be in a mess!
well, somehow i have a higher tolerance for things like this, tho I wish I didn't.
and that people, was an insight into Billie Holiday and his history of sort. Thank you SenorJ for putting us to sleep. I bet you can make a fortune for people seeking safer alternatives to a sleeping pill
So baby gimme dat “Toot toot”
And lemme gi' ya that “Beep beep”
Runnin' her hands through my fro'
Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got ev'ry man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)
Part 3, as promised:
Most Boring Bird Day thread Award:
1. Unique the not so Princess
2. Sub-Marine
3. Ness is a Mess
Lack of Imagination during Conversation Award:
1. Prisoner 26
2. Sub-Marine
3. Desi Hunk
Dont Have a Clue what He/She is Saying Award:
1. Sub-Marine
Jargon lover award:
1. SenorJ
2. ScarFace
3. Ness is a Mess
Tubelight Discussion of the Year Award:
1. Unique and Rani and Ninja San
2. Prisoner 26 and ScarFace
3. Ness is a Mess and SenorJ
Worst Taste in Music Award:
1. ScarFace
2. SenorJ
* Again they make a good couple, dont they?
Best Topic of the Year
1. Faltoo Forum Awards 07
2. Baking A Tasteless Cake
3. Sing According to Your Stinking Mood
Worst Topic of the Year:
1. All the Bird Day threads
2. Dear Faltoo BWL
3. Lousy Book Recommendations
Lack of Sense of Humour Award:
1. Sub-Marine
2. Prisoner 26
3. ScarFace
Forumer of The Year (basically the person who spends 95% of his/her life here):
1. Rani not so best
2. Ninja San
3. ScarFace
4. SenorJ
Special Award: Best Now You See Me Now You Dont Award:
1. Boogedy Boo (wooooohooooo!!)
2. Sub-Marine
3. Baqz aka Chaddi Man (go chaddi..go chaddi)
Thats abt it for this year…Pls lock in yer votes right now. Special thanks to Mukesh ji for keeping this faltoo website alive. Without it I dont have an avenue to nominate all this important awards to the right folks.
Cheers!
My nose itches!
smack that!!
sheeessshhhhh! another bird day? how exciting this must be for u che g!
dear rani aka not the very best
deal with this u will, but the dark side u join must. and the secrets shall be reveal…
the wait is over, the time is now. lets see what u got.