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Hmm a sleeping Ninja! How reassuring! NOT. Woman, go splash some (cold) coffee on your face.

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Parts? (PERK!) What parts? Show 'em parts and lemme be the one to decide.

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Let me jump on the bandwagon! Welcome home, Rani. Hello Ness, Ninjitsu, and Tayba. I see a few new developments in the forum. Intersting. Oreo ji, how you holding up? Lmao! I never thought I would see the day someone would short your circuits.

Oye! Tayba, what is this I hear about you 'jumping me?' Woman, you becoming delusional again? Stay away from the 'shrooms. You hear? I miss you three, you crazy, insane loonsicles.

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Here is something true… I miss the Loonies. Just wanted to get it out. Oh and one other person who surprised me with a nice little SMS and made me wander out of a meeting…trouble was I forgot my feet in there and annoyed my Boss who later chided me for being too old to day-dream. Its all your fault. But, I loved the SMS. Gracias mi amiga.

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Lmao! Stop rolling your eyes…they may roll right off their sockets. I do check my mail. Since when, may I ask you two insanities, have I not wanted to talk to either of you? Quit the drama, the Oscars have already been given out.

Hello!

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It's true what they say, “The best mirror is the eye of an old friend”.

Is this about me? Lmao! I qualify for 'friend' and I most certainly qualify for 'Old.' Hello Super Hero! How goes life?

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It has everything to do with the legs. Some men are into celestial bodies in the anterior, some are into satellites on the posterior, yet some more are into qualities, traits and all other forms of diddly-squat in the interior. So, you see, in the context of the universe, legs are important. For it starts with the legs and then I 'get lippy with it.'

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I have seen that thread and have come off a better person as a result. It is humbling to see others see in us something we do not quite see in ourselves. But such kind words are as a beacon, fostering in us a desire to aspire toward that lofty goal…though not quite succeeding, but, becoming a better person in the process.

As for my affection for the three, I'm afraid, if I do start reflecting now, I'd be rambling on and on or as Yeats says: '…till the stars have run away and shadows eaten the moon.'

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The only thing to have followed me for most my life was trouble. Now its the three 'LoonSicles' and from what I have pieced together, their intentions are not in my best interests. Lol! I have since given up all efforts to preserve myself. It is of no use seeing that my SuperHero has abandoned her commitment to save me from Rani (The 'Kick' that lacks the 'Leg') and Ninjitsu (The 'Leg' that has the 'Kick' but is always 'Slow'). How have the mighty fallen?

Oh, please allow me to discourage you from following me. I'm usually lost. Perhaps that's because I usually follow Ness around. Lmao! I better leave now. I've definitely overstayed my welcome.

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Apparently, the new flavor of the month (or the moment): GAY. Lmao!

Tayba, would you really hold it against a bloke if he runs shell-shocked after that outburst of non-heterosexual affections? Sigh! Somewhere a poor young man is gnawing at his knuckles. Sheesh!

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So much for lurking around Lmao! Hello Khushi ji! Belated happy birthday. Yes, I am online. A certain triad of terror threatened me with grave bodily harm should I not return (I still am undecided). But, I was hoping no one would notice. Didn't know you were well versed in the art of Sleuth. Lol.

Hello!

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In the interest of self-preservation, I need to say what I have to say as fast I could say it and leave as fast as I can:

As most good things in life, this, I'm afraid has to come to an end. In the few months that I have been a part of this forum, I have experienced kindness, compassion, understanding, generosity and have received the gift of undeserving friendship from strangers around the world. I am very grateful. After considerable thought, I have decided that it is best that I leave. I do not know if this is permanent or temporary. Perhaps time will tell.

I wish you all the very best in life. Thank you for the wonderful memories.

Ciao

Senor

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I had the most wonderful time in here today! Thank you Boo and Ninjitsu! Thank you God for blessing my life with friends! I so do not deserve them but am so very grateful! I am off to dinner. Have a great evening/morning everyone. Ciao!

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Gawd! I want to have kids Lmao! I know this is not related but I am going to mess them up so bad its going to be beautiful. I can see me and my boys walking around the house butt-naked on Naked Saturdays! Sigh!

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Lol @ Red Pen. Each time I used upper case, I get a serious case of the chuckles. I'm sure my OJTs think I am plumb crazy. Boo, its all your fault. Lol!

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You freaked yourself out? Stop swearing. Not allowed. Wash your mouth with soup. NOW!

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Sheesh! I just got burned in two languages! It doesn't matter if one sounds romantic…it still means a seared ass!

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She can run but unless she can get herself a pair of space-age titanium enforced aerodynamic stilts, she cannot reach me. But, I have a feeling Ninjitsu is going to sneak up on me and clobber me over the head. Forks and feasting perhaps will follow. Lmao! I love these three. They are so much fun!

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Grilled Bourbon Mahi-Mahi with Lemon Grass and Baby Potatoes! My friends are having Champagne (toasting a friend who recently quit his job…we've been begging him to quit since he is so over-qualified for the job but the idiot never did…but thank God! Finally!) and Wagyu steaks I think. I have had enough of red-meat. Been carnivorous lately. I may have Shrimp Gambas served on a skillet for appetizers. No salads. Don't feel like eating grass today Lol.

I scare you with the detail? I just know the place where we are going and it happens to be a place I eat at often (the hostess has beautiful dimples).

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Ah pimps! Because of my advanced years and failing eye-sight, I thought for a moment you said Chimps! Actually, that would not that far off a description of you…small…baby-stepping…strange noise making…easily incited to excitement and perhaps rage… Lmao! (Sorry your heightness [Wait! That can't be right!] highness, could not help myself).

Peace?

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