Sheesh! With summer cranking up the heat, I'd rather live out a lonely winter than endure this darn summer with a boat-load of people [exceptions to the rules of course are those who sport hijaabs and a certain someone who laughs like she's got a sub-machine gun stuck in her throat].
PS: I notice that Boo is around. Had to make a quick correction, or I would have to suffer the sinister stroke of the ever-present red pen.
I sort of had this 'experience' the other day, almost at the crack of dawn. In my erm 'experience,' two loonietoonies- one rather high pitched [almost like a dog whistle] and the other a nice baritone [what with the coughing and all] apparently were bent on disturbing my sleep. Apparently, the owner of a pair of pretty feet carelessly given to bouts of spontaneous dancing, assured them that I would need to get to work early, so, it would not be that much of a disturbance.
Now, in the shrill aftermath of the shriek-giggles and cough-repetitions and constant fiddling with microphones and mobiles, I am awaiting the nice-miss who precipitated the early morning whistle register.
Hello!
Prema Lekhalu (1977)
Sung by SPB, Suseela
Lyrics by Aarudra, Music by Sathyam
Idhi theeyani vennela reyi
Madhi vennela kanna hayi
Naa oohala jaabili rekhalu kuripinchenu premalekhalu
Idhi theeyani vennela reyi
Nadirathiri vela nee pilupu giliginthalatho nanu usigolupu
Nadirathiri vela nee pilupu giliginthalatho nanu usigolupu
Nunuchetulatho nanu penavesi naa odilo vaalunu nee valapu
Idhi theeyani vennela reyi
Naa manase kovela chesithini aa gudilo ninne nilipithini
Naa manase kovela chesithini aa gudilo ninne nilipithini
Nee ompulu thirige andhalu kanuvindhulu chese silpalu
Idhi theeyani vennela reyi
Nee pedhavulu chilike madhurimalu anuragamu palike sarigamalu
Nee pedhavulu chilike madhurimalu anuragamu palike sarigamalu
Mana thanuvulu palike raagalu kalakaalm niliche kaavyalu
Idhi theeyani vennela reyi
PS: You can find this song here: http://www.chimatamusic.com/search.php?st=Premalekhalu&sa=Go%21
Lmao! One raised eyebrow usually warrants Syncopal paroxysmal tachycardia…I said peace offering dang it! Now, what is this thing about you 'may have' been missed? Make up your mind…
*Wears helmet, shoulder pads, shin guards, erm pickle and beets shield, kevlar vest, mouthpiece* goes in search of peace offering…
Neeli meghama jaali choopuma
Oka nimushamaagumaa
Naa raajutho ee raathiri
Nannu kalipi velluma
Kanne andhama kalatha maanuma
Oka nimushamaagumaa
Nee daivamu nee kosamu edhuta niliche chooduma
Anukoni raagalu vinipinchene kanaraani swargalu digivachene
Anukoni raagalu vinipinchene kanaraani swargalu digivachene
Kalalu pandi nijamuga kanula edhuta nelichega
Raa jaabili naa necheli jaagela ee vela nanu cheraga
Kalyana melalu mroginchena kantana suthranni mudiveyana
Kalyana melalu mroginchena kantana suthranni mudiveyana
Gunde gudiga cheyana ninnu koluvu thirchana
Nee dasinai savasinai naa prema pushpala poojinchana
Kanne andhama kalatha maanuma
Oka nimushamaaguma
Nee daivamu nee kosmau edhuta niliche chooduma
Tiny…Lmao! I've missed you.
Oh, and I'm sorry… whose coffee again? You do mean the
coffee from the place… uh… what's it called again… that place
where the staff know you so well, and welcome you (and your wallet?)
with open arms…. it's Star… something?
You're sorry? It's just fine. What's a little misunderstanding between friends? As for the open arms…they certainly aren't for me but only for my wallet. You seem to know my haunt quite well, tell me Boo, your hair isn't auburn hued now is it? Lmao!
Hello Ness-Ah! How is purgatory?
I had such a cough a few years ago. I had chest X-rays, a blood test, a sputum test, a CT Scan and all other kinds of crappy tests and went to doctors who spoke something that sounded like english but didn't make much sense. I was prescribed Zithromax (Azithromycin) and ordered to rest. I took the medicine but not the advice. Lmao! Maybe you need to go see a doctor.
Cough? Sheesh, I reckon right now that fund should be called 'Save Buddha from Tayba's Cough' Fund. Lmao! Stupid cough, leave my Super Hero now!!! Oh, and who told you that I needed saving from any of you? Ninjitsu is too inebriated with coffee and probably palpitates so much she would be bouncing around like a pogo stick yelling 'Imma kick you in the head' but can't be still long enough to kick. Rani, erm we all know she would need half a dozen phone books to reach a ladder and three extensions of the ladder to reach anything worth kicking on me. You…from what I gather, would put out empty threats that sound just about like this: 'Buddha (cough cough) Imma (cough couuuuuuuuugh) pound on you (cough cough) (wheeze wheeze) (breathless) hang on, don't go anywhere (repeat the entire process).
I ain't scared of you. Oh, should you need me, I'd be sharing a cave with a hibernating bear. Lmao!
Hmm…interesting question! Well, let's just say that it has been quite a while since anyone 'babied' me or called me 'babe.' Just so you know, the last time someone called me 'babe,' they were more interested in a small rectangular leather enclosure in my right rear pocket and least interested in 'babying' me. But, no harm no foul. When one romances another either suppleness of waist, length of leg or even a pair of protrusions, they should not be complaining about lack of attention. It is the way all things that go to the pooper go…like the Bard of Avon says: '…like a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.'
Oye! Don't blow your 'Meher' on laptops and other useless mechanical contraptions. Save it for Buddha's retirement fund. Sheesh! Why do you think I've befriended you three in the first place? Its my money you hear. Its mine. All mine. Oh, please make sure you do not marry anyone who does not offer an eight figure 'Meher.' By the time I pay off Ninjitsu's coffee, Tayba's colorful hijaabs, and Rani's erm EXTRA HIGH stilettos, and psychiatric care for the three of you, I'd barely have anything left. Show me the 'Meher!'
Yup! That is what Buddhas are for…making days better and having bellies rubbed for blessings…though I've had such a large breakfast that if anyone were to rub my belly, all they would get would be a huge burp.
Lmao! My eyesight is indeed poor. It affects my commonsense as well…sometimes. Enough about me. How have you been?
'I rock your world!' Must be a statement invented in Biblical times before an individual stoned criminals, harlots, infidels and the random assortment of anti-social, anti-religious, anti-establishment individuals.
Or do you think it was more like a theme song? 'We will, we will, rock you…?'
Hello Khushi ji! I see you. How have you been? I've been threatened, requested, and nagged to come back and what do I get for coming back? None of the three are here. Sigh!
Woman, you broke my stick. Imma stealing all your matching hijaabs. Lmao! Oh, it's about time I looked Oh! so pretty!
Umm, Ness? Just so you know, No, the pool isn't named 'Lorena.'
Quit calling me 'SLOW,' Ms. Grrrr. If you were half as slow as I am, you would be twice as fast as anyone else. But, seeing that I am twice as fast as anyone else, you are four times as slow as I am. Wait, my math seems to be a bit off. Oye! Al-Zebrmatician, set me a formula that works. I am not particular at details inasmuch as you establish the fact that you are unbearably slow.
I see time hasn't diminished ur…ermmm…mischief!
Why change a winning formula, eh? Now as for the erm mischief, it does diminish when I get in a cold pool. Lmao! Do not really know about time. Do not have enough data to conclude on the subject. Need to start a case-study and wrap up the research, let's say, in about thirty years?
Oye! Don't you dare disrespect my coffee. Lmao! Its the only thing without two legs that I love.