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SenorJalapenoParticipantIf only people would leave the country after I meet them, I would consider myself lucky. Particularly with this one person at work who invites herself to all parties and comes dressed in clothes that are more than a few inches short and certainly two sizes small. Oh the humanity!
SenorJalapenoParticipantThe mongrel's as fine as he could be under the circumstances. He had a bit of Ice Cream and a few Gummy Bears Lol. I am trying to give him whatever he wants to eat. Vet says its only going to get worse. I will see. If it becomes too painful to watch, I will bid him good-bye. If he knew he had people that he never met asking of his welfare, I'm sure he would be happy. But seeing that he is a dog, I am happy for him. Thank you.
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SenorJalapenoParticipantThis is from Leo who definitely knows how to sing:
When I need you
I just close my eyes and Im with you
And all that I so want to give you
Its only a heartbeat awayWhen I need love
I hold out my hands and I touch love
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and dayMiles and miles of empty space in between us
The telephone cant take the place of your smile
But you know I wont be travelin forever
Its cold out, but hold out, and do I like I do
When I need you
I just close my eyes and Im with you
And all that I so wanna give you babe
Its only a heartbeat awayIts not easy when the road is your driver
Honey thats a heavy load that we bear
But you know I wont be traveling a lifetime
Its cold out but hold out and do like I do
Oh, I need youWhen I need love
I hold out my hands and I touch love
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and dayWhen I need you
I just close my eyes
And youre right here by my side
Keeping me warm night and dayI just hold out my hands
I just hold out my hand
And Im with you darlin
Yes, Im with you darlin
All I wanna give you
Its only a heartbeat away
Oh I need you darlingSenorJalapenoParticipantTo those who need this:
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by meAnd darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by meIf the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by meAnd darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeahWhenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by meDarlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by meSenorJalapenoParticipantTended
SenorJalapenoParticipantUsually when people start turning grey, its the sign of wisdom but I guess in your case its just age Lmao. I'm just kidding! I don't have grey hairs on my head (Signs of stupidity, I know) but I do have some in my beard, especially around my chin. So, naturally, when I have to make an important decision, I rub my chin to get my wisdom going on.
SenorJalapenoParticipantBrooms…especially the ones that fly Lol!
Bridges or Tunnels?
SenorJalapenoParticipantHot and Sour Soup? What's in it? If its Chicken, Yum.
Gummy Bears?
SenorJalapenoParticipantGood heavens! I'd sell my friends for Grilled Prawns Lmao.
Chicken Fingers with Fries or Fish and Chips?
SenorJalapenoParticipantThere are better ways to resolve a misunderstanding.
Blade.
Knives or Pick-axes?
SenorJalapenoParticipantSorted
SenorJalapenoParticipantYuck! Toblerone?
SenorJalapenoParticipantThank you Alie and Boo. Yeah, Spice Dude isn't all that bad, but I would prefer to remain SenorJalapeno. I do not subscribe to great ideas unless they are mine Lmao.
SenorJalapenoParticipant'Chance for a snog under the stars…'
I'm afraid where I am the more approriate term would be 'a snog under the smog.' As for trying out my flirting skills on a colleague…I think that would be disastrous. Pseudo-romance has a way of destroying professional relationships.
One should strictly abstain from erm dipping the pen in company ink. But, that is not my only problem. To my growing consternation, I seem to have the undivided attention of the pre-pubescent and the post-menopause. The women in between do not seem to notice me.
SenorJalapenoParticipantI was not trying to annoy anyone, or you. I was just spreading a little of my pre-christmas cheer around Lmao. Imagine how its going to be around Christmas time.
No, I haven't named him yet. I have bad news Alie. He has not been well lately and I brought him to the Vet. He has Heartworm. I was given the choice of either letting him live or have him euthanized. I love the stupid mongrel even though he destroyed a lot of my stuff. The Vet says he is going to suffer from heart failure if I do not have him euthanized.
I never intended to share this with anyone. But, thank you for bringing the dog up. Helps to talk about it.
SenorJalapenoParticipantThe Sun. It dawned on me. It's morning here.
SenorJalapenoParticipantAre you driving home? I will alert the traffic police that you are coming through. Lol. If you do go home, have a wonderful evening.
SenorJalapenoParticipantIt just dawned on me!
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