Fishburne
But you do know the truth, person above me…people who kiss a lot -often not the same person twice- rarely tell, whereas, people who tell a lot have rarely kissed. I, for one, am reluctant to disclose where I belong.
Oliver
Ah! Person above me, you most certainly do not expect me to kiss and tell now, do you?
Wow some problem that is! I'm older than the both of you. If anyone should be bawling, it should be me, though I don't quite feel like it…I do have my Aunty ji…whose name I dare not recall lest I lose a potential dinner invite.
As for the gift…the same asylum as the one you are currently being held in…just walk past Ninja and turn left…I'm the pot-bellied, pock-marked, bow-legged, hairy-backed, buck-toothed, cross-eyed, dog-eared, chicken-legged, inmate staring at the wall.
Apology is ready person above me but the Memsabs are not…and even if they were, I'd rather add them to my harem rather than deliver them to you.
Checker
You were saying?
My concern is with my temper. The Holy Bible says 'Do not let the Sun go down on your wrath.' I have broken this rule so many times I cannot even remember anymore. The only consolation is that I do not bear grudges and eventually forgive those who offend me.
PS: I deserve an award for letting go of the 'booby-prize' without as much as a remark.
Say more. Please.
Friend
Erm Homemade Dandelion wine? Moonshiner of a person above me. Lmao. (If I don't stop laughing, I'm going to wake up my neighbors. God forbid Mrs. KL walk out in her night-gown and curlers…)
You mean the bottle of whine you presented to Mukesh ji? Nuh huh. Call me sensitive will you, person above me? Well…I'm telling Ninja.
Bring it! Person above me.
Faith
Yes Ness, and please hurry, would you?
Mukesh ji, you see what I have to endure with the person above me? Her response only serves to substantiate my conviction as succinctly stated earlier, above.
Father
Mukesh ji, I believe both persons above me are in desperate need of a psychiatrist.