[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! Wind in my face, asphalt under my tires, the smell of burning rubber and sight of the whole world whizzing past on either side…and the possibility of a horrible death! Nothing quite like it. One feels fully alive in the presence of true love or certain disaster. All else are but poor imitations of 'thrill.'

Question: What's with women and eating from a guy's plate?

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes. I wish I could take it back, and though try as I might, I perhaps cannot, therefore, endure the conequences- guilt and embarrassment. However, my apologies to the offended party were sincere.

Now, here is my question: What is with girls, convertibles, and hair blowing in the wind?

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I've been better, but considering the circumstances…I will be okay. Thanks for asking. Question please? Or was the 'How are you feeling' it?

What is your favorite thing to do when you have all the time in the world?

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Night!

Drive or Ride Shot-gun?

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A friend of mine who recently went through a painful separation had this to say about her Ex: He said all the right words, took me to all the right places, did all the right things. But as soon as we got married, the man showed me how wrong I was with thinking how right he was for me. For once, I shut my mouth and watched as she sobbed. And died inside.

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I will no longer refer to you as Broomstick Dragon. I am sorry I called you a Broomstick Dragon. In fact in a show of true remorse, henceforth, I shall call all Broomstick Dragons, Scar Face. Lmao.

Seriously, thank you for always remembering to ask about my nameless dog. He 'strayed' his way into my house, my heart and strangely, he came at a much needed time when my life was a bit astray as to purpose, direction, accountability and responsibility. Having finished what he had started out to do- order my private world- he left. How ironic this- learning how to be a better human from a brat-canine.

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John Turturro (I'm bery bery sneaky, Sir)!

Starscream or Ironhide?

[SenorJalapeno]

With a buddy that can go under? Definitely Blackout.

Shia LaBeouf or Tobey Maguire

[SenorJalapeno]

Yum!

Crabmeat-Corn Chowder with Celery?

[SenorJalapeno]

Sophie's Choice this is! When I sing, the dead arise, and the alive, die. So being Serenaded it is.

Optimus or Bumblebee? (Answer carefully now).

[SenorJalapeno]

Should you open a restaurant, may I please apply as the 'Food Taster?' Calamari is Yum!

Chicken Fajitas?

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Why would I want to 'Barely Pass' on American Idol, when I come first and end up thanking millions who watch around the world (by speaking into a shampoo bottle or the toothbrush)?

[SenorJalapeno]

Yum!

Lassi?

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Savings? You mean Shavings!

I have been delving into my savings for the past few years since I 'Volunteer' my services and as such, the only room in my house where I have pre-installed 'Surround Sound System' is my bathroom. It has a unidirectional microphone on the wall with three specially constructed knobs for fine tuning; a mid-sized tweeter on the floor which for some reason has a proclivity for collecting hair; a single large powered monitor with a matching white lid on the floor with a special 'reset' button on the top; a large shapely subwoofer with a built-in tweeter, three comfortably placed knobs for easier control, and a mute button that hangs by a slim chain; all in all, its a wonderful surround sound system. Even I sound bearable when I audition in there, each morning and evening… and on especially overzealous humid days, at various other times.

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I do not live in a safe neighborhood. Surround Sound would only mean my house will be surrounded by those who seek to relieve me of it. So, for now, Transformers in a THX Movie theater it will be. At least another two or three times Lol.

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I would like to say 'Yes' but honestly, I don't know. Was your first 'Baking' adventure a success or a failure?

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Counterfeit Companions

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Transformers…four times and counting! I have three more days before that Harry Potter crap takes over the theaters.

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Yuck? Sheesh! Toasted Baguette, Sun-dried Tomatoes, Watercress, Smoked Salmon and Goat Cheese…you haven't tried Watercress the way I eat it.

Dragonfruit

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My nameless dog (Or Desi as Alie prefers to call him) is pain free. He was buried under a giant Acacia tree. It was his favorite tree.

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