[SenorJalapeno]

I do not know if I twitch when I am irritated or angry, but I am told that I touch my eyebrows before I say something harsh. I have yet to decide if this is indeed true about me. I do know another: I rub my palms while waiting for the coffee to percolate. Perhaps its the memory of the first sip the previous morning, but I get so excited for my first cup of coffee each day. Pity, right now, I cannot think of a many people who get me that excited.

[SenorJalapeno]

Inebriated

[SenorJalapeno]

A few minutes ago.

When was your last snow-fight?

[SenorJalapeno]

Tayba ji, you tricked me. The sky wasn't green. It was gray.

[SenorJalapeno]

Then get me into your kitchen, person above me.

[SenorJalapeno]

I may have been a wee bit carried away there person above me, but knowing you are contrite makes me want to say this: Please get me into Rani ji's kitchen and we are even.

[SenorJalapeno]

Oh! What a shame! Ruined.

[SenorJalapeno]

Totally ruined. Totally.

[SenorJalapeno]

My weekend was splendid till you mentioned Rani ji's party and now its ruined ruined ruined. All your fault I might add, person above me.

[SenorJalapeno]

For the lack of a better word: Huh?

[SenorJalapeno]

Spa

[SenorJalapeno]

Hello person above me. Getting forgetful now are we? How is your weekend? Any sleep?

[SenorJalapeno]

Used to be I had issues too but having had too many issues too frequently, now, I'm afraid, issues have me.

[SenorJalapeno]

'I cannot believe you capitalised Milk Chocolate and Dark Chocolate, Senor… sigh. This is not German, you know'

Stop being Hung Up on my proclivity to Upper Case words. Upper Case Rocks! You Are Just Jealous. I Know.

[SenorJalapeno]

Mountains

[SenorJalapeno]

Cruises suck. Island getaway it is!

Sauna or Jacuzzi?

[SenorJalapeno]

Lamb Chops are Yum, though never had them as curry.

Lemon Sherbet?

[SenorJalapeno]

Mom

[SenorJalapeno]

I like serious people at work and funny people in the cafe, though every once in a while, I could use a funny one at work and as serious one in the cafe.

When was the last time you looked at the Sky?

[SenorJalapeno]

What's with you and that word?

Ninja.

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