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Maldives.

Same question please.

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Serio ji, on a good day even if it were just in my imagination, I would woefully fall short of J. K. Rowling and her amazing Harry Potter Series. I have never read any of her books and watched just one or two of the movies but, its not that difficult to see she is gifted. However, should I ever decide to write a book, I will steer clear of Bollywood. Thank you.

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You honor me just by asking. Thank you. But, all in good time. All in good time.

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Oh Ninja, you've made my eyes tear and water come out of my nose. Thank you so much. Here is a funny one for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

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Pleasure is all mine, person above me.

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Kavita ji, I neither teach nor erm profess english, but yes, I was once an English major in University, many many moons ago. I enjoy writing but keep my musings private. I journal extensively…fill up several volumes each year Lol. I comprehensively catalog my life. Helps me determine if I am becoming a better person than I was, or worse.

Yemini ji, what can't you believe?

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New look, person above me? Nicely done.

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Is it just me or does bollywood angry face look remarkably similar to a turnip, or is that a tomato? Mater face mater face…

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Yes, Kavita ji. I am from India.

If you could go somewhere, where would that be?

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Shhh, miss! Now, don't go around reminding her I said that. She is going to be 'bollywood angry' again Lol!

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Ee-hin-diya

Same question please.

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Kavita ji, Caviar is fish roe (eggs) harvested from a variety of fish, usually Sturgeon, but also Whitefish and Paddlefish. However, there are all kinds of Caviar available in the market for reasonable prices. I personally prefer the Beluga Caviar when I am in the mood to eat away my life's savings. But, the North-Atlantic Salmon Caviar is not that bad either. Most people prefer to savor Caviar with a glass of Champagne. I like mine with a bottle of Perrier.

Never tried the watermelon flavored lip-balm. But love watermelons.

How about boiled peanuts?

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My word, you have no idea how nasty these cats are, Nessa ji. They make out all night, especially on nights with clear skies. I killed as many as I could in the past, but, a friend who found out that I killed some cats made me promise that I will no longer kill cats. I should never have given her my word. These cats sound like people.

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Octopus Salad! A dish that grabs you in eight different ways Lmao. No please. Haven't tried it.

Paella Negra or Paella Valenciana?

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Aww! I know how not having coffee feels

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Ooh she called me a boy! I feel younger already. Lol.

Yes, Ninja, I saw Oreo's…hmm…I don't quite have a word for it…but, Hey! its not like you need help defending yourself. You can take care of yourself quite well.

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Both of you need something to slow you down. What did you women have to eat?

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I knew I would get your attention if I assaulted your coffee and I did not take offense. You are very rarely picked on, so I thought I might oblige you for once. Sheesh, if I dont stop laughing, my neighbors are going to yell out of the window again.

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I just saw this thread Lol. So, who has been hitting on me? Nessa ji, no offense taken with what you said, but Ninja seemed to have laughed a little too much and for too long Here is the best curse I can come up with: May your coffee grow cold. Lmao.

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Collecting scars. Making children smile. Watering plants and doing groceries for neighbors. Begging Ninja to accommodate dinner invitations to friends' houses…

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