[SenorJalapeno]

Person above me asks questions which have complicated answers. She should stick to kicking…or should I say 'attempted' kicking rather.

PS: Disclaimer- Hobbits are our friends. All Hobbits are beautiful. Some Hobbits are more beautiful. A few rare Hobbits are Royalty. Whew! I may have saved myself.

[SenorJalapeno]

It's just you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Well, women remember their 'grams and men are known to play 'catch.'

[SenorJalapeno]

How come you know so much about my wife? You're not secretly training her in the art of rearranging genetic furniture in the southern hemispheres (I know I know they are not exactly spherical…but I've availed myself of some poetic license) together with the Hobbit, the Ninja and the SuperTayba?

[SenorJalapeno]

Awright, hotstuff! You asked for this.

Question: If you were to kiss me, would you (1) kiss me on my forehead at the break of dawn and bid me 'morning;' (2) kiss me on my eyes at dusk and wish me a 'dreamy night:' (3) kiss me on my nose under the pouring rain; (4) kiss me on my cheek when the foaming waves murmur and the moon is high; (5) snog me silly till time stands still but my heart rushes past all that is past present and forever?

[SenorJalapeno]

The idea of my 'precious lower self' being assaulted by a deftly placed quickly executed kick does not frighten me…a woman who knows not to 'kick' is not worth pursuing. I want my life to be an adventure and a docile woman makes life as appetizing as toe-nail fungus or athlete's foot. I'd rather love a woman who fights for what she believes is right and true even if the fight were to be with me, for I know that a woman who knows how to fight, knows even more how to 'make up.'

[SenorJalapeno]

'Men are horrible at it!' Nuh huh! I pack light and pack fast.

'Or at least…they pretend to be!' Uh huh! Women like to boss others when it comes to packing…'Fold it first…No! That sort of folding will leave creases…Do not mix the whites and the colors (Sheesh! For crying out loud, there ain't no washing machine sneaking in the lining of the suitcase)…Put the toiletries in a zip-lock bag…' Good heavens! If the woman I marry (Can't think of any woman in her right mind marrying me) ever supervises my packing, I'm going to shove her head first in a duffel and duct-tape it shut.

[SenorJalapeno]

Hello Ninjitsu! I've missed you. Could you please chain the computer to yourself or perhaps get one of those teeny tiny Fujitsus and swallow them for future use?

[SenorJalapeno]

Person above me, let's get you started:

1. Never ever get on the wrong side of the Hobbit.

2. Keep your coffee away from Ninjitsu.

3. Never get Tayba started on 'A Walk To Remember.'

4. She of the stinging wit and biting creative reposte is known as Ness.

5. Khushi knows a thing or two about a 'handsome young red-shirted black bow-tied' man.

6. Oreo-Serio talks grumpy and sounds scary but be fooled by neither for he is neither.

7. Proof-read your posts before you post them, or if you posted in
haste, please for the love of God edit them immediately, or else, you
would have to watch Boo swoop in with her red pen and swathe your words
in corrective strikes.

8. As for 'yours truly' I am too old, too flirty, and apparently speak in 'convoluted ass' sentences.

[SenorJalapeno]

You stole my words. I wanted to say the same thing: 'Be a better version of myself.'

Same question please.

[SenorJalapeno]

Not everything everyone does is to make them 'feel good' about themselves. Sometimes we do things to make others feel good.

[SenorJalapeno]

I'm a necker er a rubber-necker. I don't care much for highway work, but accidents, sheesh, I cannot not stop.

Question: If you could be anyone you could be, who would you be?

[SenorJalapeno]

I know, person above me. Damn pen is like an extension of her hand…like a rip-roaring red sixth digit.

[SenorJalapeno]

You wanna learn a new tongue? I could teach you…Lmao! I

t was just a bit of banter in Telugu. I was telling Boo that she is a wonderful person. Don't bother to ask her, she may not be able to interpret it as well as I've written it.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ayya baboi! Meeru cheppulesukontarenti? Nenu chala pedavadini kada mari? Naku cheppulu levandi. Mari meeru oka cheppu aruvistharenti? Oka sari mathram debba tagilinchi, ventane cheppu meeku (dooramuga nundi) ichivesthanu.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ness, nope, there will be no tree. Thank God. Ginger is not 'tree' material. She is just 'coffee shop polite flirt and get the hell out of there' material.

Boo, I know who will run faster- the one who fears Rani more, which, naturally would be me. Lmao! I'd probably knock you over on my way to 'far far away.'

[SenorJalapeno]

First things first! That Hobbit never told me of your conversation. Convoluted ass sentences? Dang! Am I sorry I asked Lmao! Khushi's penchant for CAPITALS should tell you one thing- I may not be on the same page (okay, same publishing house) as her with regard to looks, but, we both seem to understand that certain LYRICS have to be CAPITALISED. Calling her a Monkey and me a Donkey will do you no good. But, I will try to curb my natural inclination toward capitals- after all, you said I was pleasant, which I am. Do not listen to anyone who says other wise. I am very pleasant, and usually all by myself, since, for some strange reason, no one would want to 'partake' of my pleasantnessfullness.

[SenorJalapeno]

Cwap! How did you know? (I'm such a foregone conclusion!) Hello missing person above me er person above me whom I miss.

[SenorJalapeno]

Oye! I'm still waiting for the comment Rani said you would make. Sheesh! I tell you one thing: patience most certainly does not come with age. I'm as old as anything but do not have an ounce of patience. Let's see, how can I get you to respond…what else? Here come the Capitals. Lmao!

Sexy Sam Sexy Sam Wham Bam Wham Bam Thank You Sam

[SenorJalapeno]

Hola! Person above me.

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