[SenorJalapeno]

Vun? Oh please! Don't insult the voices in my head.

[SenorJalapeno]

You should write me a poem because because because I uh ah handed you your pencil. One good pencil deserves another poem…or something like it. Oh, meant to ask…vich vord? Vear did it go? Vot haffund?

[SenorJalapeno]

Hmm, that IS an odd thought (Imagine Chandler Bing saying it, because that is exactly how its supposed to sound).

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes, write me a poem. No wonder erm your friends think you are slow. Okay now, no twitching. Am I glad I am not anywhere within walking distance of you right now, Lmao. (Sheesh, woman, you make me laugh and look stupid, and its always when I am in public).

[SenorJalapeno]

Rude? Who said rude? Lemme at them with a borrowed roti-roller. No, Ninja ji you do not sound rude, just funny. But, you do invent a few new phrases sometimes, or perhaps they are not new, just from your home planet.

[SenorJalapeno]

This is not a quote. It is a mere observation based upon a real experience in life. I always believed knowledge entailed action. The belief has brought me to the threshold of death…quite literally on a one occasion. But, thankfully, it always brought me back, that much stronger and wiser.

Love is the innate will to completely love someone who desperately need some loving, all the while knowing they will grasp it greedily but only for as long as they are unable to find a more suitable love after which they will discard yours with alarming nonchalance.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yay! Full serving of crazy coming right up. I am going to learn new words and new insults. Watch out world!

[SenorJalapeno]

Oh no! Please don't be nice to each other. I was just beginning to have fun reading all your posts. You three -let's not forget Rani ji- have elevated picking on each other to an art form. Please do continue. I will even provide the roti-rollers if you so wish.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ninja, here's your pencil that you threw on the floor earlier. I sharpened it for you. Now, please write me a poem

[SenorJalapeno]

Yeah, they may have your back but I would never turn my back on any of you roti-roller wielding wierdos. Lmao.

[SenorJalapeno]

There is something so adorably sweet and frighteningly disturbing about the sentence, person above me. What the hades is hella hella sweet? No need to explain the pscyho part…I got that quite easily. Chill, person above me, don't you go looking for Tayba ji's metal roti-roller now.

[SenorJalapeno]

Uh huh! Its more like:

Love me first and most, and then let's see if I would perhaps love you back a little.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ninja, you see this right? Now tell me you don't have strange friends. Sheesh! I feel like I've been forced into a kinder class with teacher Rani ji and made to stand in the corner facing the wall.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ahem! Sit back (put away kitchen based weapons of assault), relax and read the difference. Lmao. My take on the facts about you.

Re. 1. I am one of the people.
Re. 2. You are not alone.
Re. 3. See Re. 2.
Re. 4. Join the club. It's quite an exhilarating feeling isn't it?
Re. 5. Re-read Re. 2 and Re. 3.
Re. 6. I know you are my friend, but I'm afraid I have to agree with Rani ji on this or else I may never get that invite (Rani ji, I sure hope you are reading this or else this is a major waste of sucking up).
Re. 7. Of course you do. Why else would you want us to choose between Physics and Chemistry? (Insert four letter word starting with G and ending with K).

[SenorJalapeno]

Wait! Spare the roti-rolling and the head-ripping. Let me explain. I meant your friend who came up with the wonderful quote during your conversation that you posted earlier. That friend is definitely strange. But, then again, you are not that far from strange yourself…so…

Sheesh now I have to come up with a quote:

'Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.' Robert Frost.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ninja, you have strange friends Lol! Wait, that is not a quote. Oh, here is one:

'Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage.'

[SenorJalapeno]

Uh-huh and later she doesn't want him to put any of his stuff in the closet because she is afraid he is going to mess it up. One strange obsessive compulsive chippie that Monica Chandler.

[SenorJalapeno]

Tayba ji, I did apologise. I am sure this is going to come back and bite me in the back in the future but, looks like everything is well, at least for now.

[SenorJalapeno]

Wool.

Eucalyptus or Citronella?

[SenorJalapeno]

(Why? Umm I'm usually pensive…brooding sort of. Melancholic because it was cloudy outside earlier and my moods are very closely tied up with the weather for some reason. Nevertheless, thanks for the hug).

Lets start with Hug.

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