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Person above me, here is the skinny on the Roti-rollers, the titanium helmets and the Jalapeno bombs:

The Roti-rollers are for Ninja ji and Tayba ji. One is hand crafted from a single piece of mahogany with rubberised ends for a more comfortable grip and is suitable for long-term use. The other is molded from air-craft alloy sporting 100% graphite handles encased in hand-stitched, Moroccan Cow leather, dimpled like a golf-ball and grooved towards the end for faster movement through the air. Both are as deadly as the hands that wield them.

The titanium helmet is for those that irk the roti-rollerers occasionally, to provide much needed protection.

I am unable to update you in detail about the Jalapeno bombs. Still melting the cheddar and marinading the peppers in sea-salt, capers, cane-vinegar and a few garlic cloves. Should be ready anytime soon.

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Nirvana!

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Favorite fruit? Hmm…three people qualify as answers and they are all in here. Interestingly, they also double up as my favorite nuts. Lmao! I'm going to leave you to work on that but you have to promise me this: No staring; no twitching; and definitely no roti-rollers. Lol! (I am a great admirer of my own lame jokes).

Do lame jokes qualify a person for the physically challenged parking space?

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Person above me (Hola!) noticed that person above her has welcomed the person above the person above him and would like to say to person above him that this post has a lot of persons in…feels like I'm in China!

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Person above me, I do do the Salsa (Sheesh! First We-we and now Do-do, what has the world come to? I blame Nessa JI for everything). Welcome to the forum person above person above me.

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Erm…moving on Lol!

Have you ever eaten so many blueberries that your voice became hoarse and sounded like you swallowed a frog?

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Deflated

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I not only have a problem wearing them, I have a problem with people who wear them.

Have you ever fallen asleep chewing gum and woke up with it all in your hair?

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Person above me should actually be person below me since I read the posts newest to oldest. However, how are you person above me?

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Sudden-death

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Excitement

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The Holy Bible.

Same question.

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Definitely not we-we. Lmao.

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Beat the living daylights out of 'that' friend.

Same question.

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Me, me. You, you. They, they. We, we. Us, us. Me, you and they make we-we on us us. Lmao.

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My neice once said that when she grew up, she would marry me love me so much I would never need another person to love me again. She is nineteen now. No sign of a proposal Lol.

Same question please.

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No person above me. I depend on the mercy of a friend. She may have German hands but she sure does have a Mexican heart.

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Orchestra.

Saxophone or Trumpet?

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I was just concerned for Serio ji. He may have offered consolation, but knowing Ninja, he made have need for consolation later. I was just capturing what would be the aftermath in a popular song…

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