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Lego

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Hello, Hello? Kettle? This is pot. You are black.

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Tayba ji, may I please borrow that wonderful picnic basket you mentioned earlier? I promise to return it nice and clean (and empty).

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Cathedral

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Introvert (by nature), extrovert (by necessity).

Party-planner or Party-pooper?

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Person below greets people above him.

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Hey! Hey! I am here. You could ask me. I'm very wisdomous. Ask Ninja. She knows of my intelligenciousnessibility.

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If you insist. Actually, I've known you to be nice but lately there's been all this talk about staring and twitching, I had to amend my appraisal. Can you blame me? Anyways, how have you been?

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Ever wonder why children pull their parents' clothes? I have no idea. A toddler at the pool once yanked at his mommy's bikini top and bared what only he, his father and his mommy's ob-gyn should see. Poor woman was so embarrassed she left the pool. After that incident, I started to tie the draw-string on my swimming trunks so tight, it almost cut of blood supply to hanging gardens of Babylon. Sheesh! If I ever have kids, I'm going to tie up their hands when I bring them out.

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Get some Lentejas on the side with extra-virgin olive oil and balsamico, and you would need an army to fend me off. Yum!

Porcini mushroom ravioli with rustic bread?

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St. Louis.

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Dumb erm mute colors.

Baseball caps or Cowboy hats?

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A Kayak is a small boat (not a canoe though its usually confused with one). Its great for rapids and a bit more risky than sailing, though sailing in open ocean can be quite dreadful. Sailing involves a larger boat and unless you are sailing a canoe, requires more than one person. There are sailboats that one person can manage. (I do not sail by myself. Am not that good).

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Sheesh! I get along better with Dad as of the moment (Only because my mom keeps talking about 'settling down.')

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Head-rush.

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Take out the cucumbers and add plenty of mustard and Yum!

Spinach and artichoke formaggio with sun-dried tomatoes and mozzarella?

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Ninja, yes, I kinda guessed that you are not of the sort that scares easy, but, question is, if others scare of you easily? No twitching. No twitching.

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Any man who marries any one of the erm a certain three, has to contend with the other two in the event of an argument. I can see them descending upon the poor fool with roti-rollers reading the riot act. It is wonderful to see people caring for each other even if it were across a great distance though, it often appears to the contrary, what with a myriad of insults being hurled at each other (dumb, deaf, slow, idiot, jerk…Sigh!).

In the current Sitz-im-Leben, true friendship articulates but one thing: Our feet may be separated but our hearts are united. Rani ji, Tayba ji and Ninja…here's to you! May you live long and prosper. You bring so much laughter to my life and I'm grateful.

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Did you now? I couldn't tell. Hello stranger! Where have you been?

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Tennis match (Borg Vs. McEnroe, 1980 and 1981 or Agassi Vs. Ivanisevic, 1992).

Sailing or Kayaking?

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