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Each time they show up in here, persons above me makes me grin so wide, I look like the Joker (only not as much facial paint and lipstick).

[SenorJalapeno]

You are not the boss of me. Lmao! I reserve the right to call anyone 'beautiful,' but obviously, I like addressing you as such, because I get a big 'kick' out of it. No pun intended. Lmao! I'm going to die laughing. As for the evil grin, accompanied by drilling paraphernalia, I say, 'Bring it' you bite-sized hairy-footed low-kicking wonder.

PS: Buddha is your friend. Hobbits do not harm friends. Lmao! See how you make me laugh? You have the gift, most wonderful Rani. You have the gift!

[SenorJalapeno]

Spraining ankles is for people who run. I'm afraid, I am too old for running. I cannot obtain any elevation at foot level…my style is 'slide and glide.' If you must ask, 'roll and tumble' are also important parts of my routine, but, let's not talk about those for now.

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Oh no, you didn't! Did you just say 'pass?' Excuse me, Princess of Oversized Hijaabs, she did not 'pass' me the 'famous red pen,' I earned it fair and square. Lmao! I'm so nervous now. Lol. I can imagine Boo watching over everything I post like a Hawk, trying to recover the 'Yellow Jersey,' er I meant Red Pen.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! I am sure. Hello Tayba- my hero. I'm about to head out to get my hind-side kicked at Tennis by three younger people. So, if I suddenly disappear, I haven't been abducted.

[SenorJalapeno]

'This sounds like something I would do.'

Yup! You took the words right out of my mouth. The only trouble is, you wouldn't stop after the first 'whack' you'd probably pound on the guy and put his lights out. Dangerous but beautiful Hobbit.

[SenorJalapeno]

'Never tak away Senor Buddha's coffee.'

A 'Tak' is a distant relative of the popular 'Yak' of Tibet. Apparently they are neither as hairy nor as domesticated. Lmao!

Person above me is an intricate weave in the tapestry of my life.

[SenorJalapeno]

First, I would need a chair…Lmao!

Same question please. I am unable to answer because of the giggles.

[SenorJalapeno]

There is no 'mystery' behind Boo, but, she is mysterious.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! I thought it might bring you unprecedented joy! As for 'licking' I think my middle initial should be 'L' because I've received more lickings in life than anyone else I know. That which does not kill us only makes us stronger.

[SenorJalapeno]

Good morning/evening Person Above Me.

Rani is Hobbit. Always has been, always will be. Yemenilicious is Ninjitsu. I wish I had come up with that, but Ness did, who goes as Nessa in here. The 'a' at the end is for 'agape' which is what I usually am after yet another lost argument. Tayba is Unique Princess. Boo, is now online. Khushi goes by Khushi and I find it hard to see her go by any other name. Serio, I do not have to elucidate, for he soon will keep you pleasantly agitated. You, unfortunately (for you) already know I am Senor (not Senior as some would insist).

[SenorJalapeno]

My pleasure. Yes, I am sure about not being a pain. Well, momentarily, anyways. I should have added the disclaimer: Reserve the right to change attitude, mood, disposition and/or personality as and when I please. Lmao! But, you are safe.

[SenorJalapeno]

I've had an interesting day. Showed up at the club this morning, only to be told that I hadn't reserved a court, and that no courts were available. So, I decided to go and enrich the brilliant minds that came up with the Sausage McMuffin with Egg at McDonalds. Went to the supermarket to get some Olive Oil (Ybarra!), Balsamic Vinegar (Bertolli), Polish Kielbasa and Bratwurst, came home to slave in the kitchen to make a sad version of 'Lentejas Estofadas' since I could not find Chorizo de Bilbao.

Had coffee with a friend (you know where), but no 'Ginger' around to flirt with, so it was just coffee. Tasted stale, Lmao! Went home for a nap not because I was tired but because I needed to escape from the sweltering heat that was downright oppressive if you would ask. Had dinner with a great man bravely battling cancer, and learnt more about courage in one evening than I've learnt the rest of my lifetime. Had to wait for my friends who were in the Yoga Studio, twisting themselves into pretzels, so ended up in Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and had my fifth cup of coffee for the day.

It started raining as we were on our way home, so here I am, doing what you were doing a while ago (babble that is), listening to the rain.

How was your day?

[SenorJalapeno]

Well, if you do not mind, for as long as you are in here, I cannot promise I can ease your 'ache' but at least I promise not to be a 'pain.'

[SenorJalapeno]

'You can do it' (Rob Schneider in Waterboy, Little Nicky, 50 First Dates and The Longest Yard).

[SenorJalapeno]

I touched enamel coated aluminum. Does that work? Lol, have to get out of my chair to touch wood. All 'aches' will one day come to pass but what really makes a difference is how we 'pass' the days we 'ache.'

[SenorJalapeno]

Rivers FLOW. Brooks BABBLE their way into rivers and lose themselves. I'm LIKING this. How's the headache?

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes, you are. You are quite the brook, actually. Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Talking about memories, I have a niece who has a new twist on 'kiss and make it better' routine. A few years ago, I visited my cousin, and it happened that I was 'sporting' this ugly bruise on my forehead. My niece, who was about four at that time asked me what had happened to my forehead. I told her a different story because the truth was not suitable for children. She giggled and asked if I wanted her to make it feel better. I was all 'aww' and leaned forward, closing my eyes, anticipating a nice little kiss. What I got instead was a decent 'whack' on the side of my head. Apparently, no one trained her to do that. She had come up with that all on her own. I am terrified for the man who marries that girl. He is going to die the day he anticipates his first kiss.

[SenorJalapeno]

Tsk…tsk…sad day for TEAM RED! Lmao!

If it had been a guy, she would have teased me and teased me and bitte (bitten) my head off until she has managed to extract all the information out of me – lmbbbbbbbbbo! Maybe I should just give all the guys on my contacts girls' names…

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