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If my femme fatale would be Solange Dimitrios (Caterina Murino), gawd! gimme-gimme-gimme! Lmao!

But, Tayba ji, would you agree that in life we would rather be with a person with whom we would desperately want to spend but a few captivating moments than a life-time of ordinary ones with another?

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Peeing for boys and pissing is for men? So, how many men have pissed you off? You seem to be an expert at all things urine…Lmao!

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Lol! A few rare women have a dangerous side Tayba ji, and that is what draws men to them like a moth to the flame. Quiet women, as wonderful as they may be, are not exciting. I would rather be with one that is more likely to stab me in my sleep than one that will weep quietly in the bath, soaking her sorrows and her broken heart in some lavender fizz, surrounded by bleeding candles. Its a great feeling when you have to earn a woman's love and affection, and are given it in abundance without asking as well.

I know, I know, I'm messed up, but happily so. So, no harm, no foul.

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Lol! I say that all the time. Self-deprecating humor is underrated.

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Wow! No womanising. No womanising. I need my appendages if I am to have any hope of womanising at least one woman. Thank you Tayba ji, for your kind suggestion, but I will take my chances with Rani ji. Lmao! You are more dangerous you know? Sheesh! What that hades has happened to this place? People coming back under strange names, hobbits a-running around looking to punch people in special places, matching roti-rollers and hundred-pin hijaabs, God have mercy!

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Tayba ji, you are telepathic. I am telepathetic. There is a huge difference there.

Now, To Thee, whose name we dare not speak- I knew who you were the first post I read. Its not just the J that's a giveaway, but its the whole package: the posting everywhere and the psychedelic choice of colors for the fonts, the various sizes…its almost like peeing against the wind Lmao!

Welcome home! And, please for the love of God get rid of the Mama. So not you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Tayba ji, you are absolutely right. In 'The One with The Prom Video,' Joey gives Chandler an envelope with 812 dollars and a flashy gold bracelet, with the inscription, 'To my best bud.' Chandler tries his best to not wear it but Joey would have none of it. Later in Central Perk, Chandler loses an opportunity to go out with Gail, who leaves after seeing the bracelet. That was when this famous exchange happens:

CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent.
You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a
set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman
repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.

PHOEBE: It's not that bad.

CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk
around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.
[Joey walks in behind Chandler]

PHOEBE: Chandler, Chandler.

CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I
pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi.
Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over
here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks
out without saying anything] That's actually good.

I love Friends or can you not tell?

As for Rani ji, I'm quite worried you see. Too bad darn heirlooms are not the detachable kind or else I would have placed them in a safety deposit box. So, its cross my erm legs and hope for a miracle time Lmao!

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Tayba ji, Tayba ji, you have said what I have thought for a while Lol. You may send me the check later. Or you can Superwoman-fly it yourself. Lol!

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Surprisingly, a lot is running on my willingness to fight, but sadly, you will have no spectacle. I refuse to be drawn into an argument, especially one that is incited by those who left after trying to get me all riled up Lmao!

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We're the king and queen of hearts
Hold me when the music starts
All my dreams come true
When I dance with you
Promise me you're mine tonight
I won't wait in line tonight
While the lights are low
I'll never let you go

Did I dream that we danced forever
In a wish that we made together
On a night that I prayed would never end?
No it's not my imagination
Or a part of the orchestration
Love was here at the coronation
I'm the King and
You're the Queen of Hearts

Time will pass and tears will fall
But someday we'll both recall
Moments made of these
Golden memories

Did I dream that we danced forever
In a wish that we made together
[King And Queen Of Hearts Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com]
On a night that I prayed would never end?
No it's not my imagination
Or a part of the orchestration
Love was here at the coronation
I'm the King and
You're the Queen
In a once and future dream
Where the dancers never seem to stop

Did I dream that we danced forever
In a wish that we made together
On a night that I prayed would never end?
No it's not my imagination
Or a part of the orchestration
Love was here at the coronation
I'm the King and
You're the Queen of Hearts

[SenorJalapeno]

You don't have issues Tayba ji. You have class…unlike some people look like they smeared their bodies with glue, jumped into their wardrobe and walked out with what stuck to them. Now Tayba ji, what about the roti-roller? What does it match with? No, no. No. No. Please don't say 'Your head.' Lmao! I was really curious. Oh, I think Rani ji needs your help. It's not that easy to find something to go with that fiesty attitude. Lmao! I pity the fool who pisses that woman off. I do. I really do. I pity the fool…

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Looks like someone's desperate to see other fight….aww! and I thought absence makes the heart grow fonder? Perhaps not. Oh, popcorn and coffee? Together? You kiddin me?

[SenorJalapeno]

I am well, person above me. Thank you. Saw a friend's daughter blazing up a doobie with a group of neighborhood kids. Struggling with whether or not to tell her father.

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Lol Ness. I know what you are thinking. I saw tell-tale signs too, but, why bring wrath upon myself eh? Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Oh! Tayba ji, that sounds so beautiful. I never knew you matched hijaab and shoes! This should be called pious fashion or Holy haute couture. Lol.

PS: It's okay if you could not protect me from Ninja ji's threats. I am not afraid of her. It's the Raja ji that I am really worried about. She said something about rearranging my family heirlooms earlier. She is dangerous, I tell you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Hey, Superwoman! I was being threatened earlier and you weren't around. Anyways, I have one word for your hijaab: Superglue! No more pins, see?

[SenorJalapeno]

Person above me, here is a detailed answer to your Huhhhhhh: If 'Mama' refers to Pegasus' mother, then 'Mama' is none other than the Gorgon Medusa. However, if 'Mama' refers to Pegasus itself, then, poor winged horse erm came out of the Olympian closet. If its the former, I would have to say, 'Grab a polished brass shield.' If its the latter, I'd lament: 'Poor Euippe, Celeris and Melanippe.'

How are you today, person above me?

[SenorJalapeno]

'We do, what we can do, when we can do it.'

We do not do, what we can do, when we are to do it. We do, what we are not to do, when there are other things to do, that should be done.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yuck.

Papaya?

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Lmao! Keen observation person above me.

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