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  • in reply to: 4 years :O #67550
    SenorJalapeno
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    Lol if I go to fight with Rani ji, it would a 'No Contest.' I can take one, but the other two roti-roller wielding friends of hers…now that would be the death of me. So, no fighting.

    in reply to: Dedicate a Song to Someone Special! #49471
    SenorJalapeno
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    Bingo! Here is another, offered up to whoever needs it.

    One-sided love broke the see-saw down
    I got to get rough when I hear the grudge
    And you went your way and I went wild
    And girl, you'd understand if your heart was mine

    If we had an exchange of hearts
    Then you'd know why I fell apart
    You'd feel the pain when the mem'ries start
    If we had an exchange of hearts

    I'd never wished a lonely heart on you
    It's not your fault, I chose to play the fool
    One day may come when you'll be in my shoes
    Then your heart will break and you'll feel just like I do

    If we had an exchange of hearts
    Then you'd know why I fell apart
    You'd feel the pain when the mem'ries start
    If we had an exchange of hearts

    When time turns the tables and soon I'll be able
    To find a new romance
    And then you'll remember my love warm and tender
    Too late for a second chance

    (Instrumental)

    If we had an exchange of hearts
    Then you'd know why I fell apart
    You'd feel the pain when the mem'ries start
    If we had an exchange of hearts

    If we had an exchange of hearts

    in reply to: Say Something Totally Random #33573
    SenorJalapeno
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    I thought calling me Senor gave you the creepies? Change of mind? How sweet. Okies, no JI no more. Sheesh, any more temper woman you will spontaneously combust.

    in reply to: THIS OR THAT #43374
    SenorJalapeno
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    Sheesh that sounds delish. I will have to find out if they serve it around here, if not, I have to get the ingredients myself.

    Perrier is a french bottled water that is naturally carbonated. To make a refreshing drink you just need a clean, narrow-mouthed long glass, add a pinch of salt, the lemon-wedge to the bottom, and pour the water over it. Crush a spring of mint between thumb and fore-finger and toss it in the water. Wonderful summer-afternoon drink.

    Chicken Tikka. Next: Cappuccino or Cafe Latte?

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37283
    SenorJalapeno
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    Arctic breeze

    in reply to: PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME!! #41410
    SenorJalapeno
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    Lmao! You want a piece of me KwaZulu? You want a piece of me? Come and get it.

    in reply to: Dedicate a Song to Someone Special! #49469
    SenorJalapeno
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    No, Serio ji, please, I want to know what she thought. It may make me laugh.

    in reply to: Dedicate a Song to Someone Special! #49466
    SenorJalapeno
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    “Samson”

    You are my sweetest downfall
    I loved you first, I loved you first
    Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
    I have to go, I have to go
    Your hair was long when we first met

    Samson went back to bed
    Not much hair left on his head
    He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
    And history books forgot about us and the bible didn't mention us
    And the bible didn't mention us, not even once

    You are my sweetest downfall
    I loved you first, I loved you first
    Beneath the stars came fallin' on our heads
    But they're just old light, they're just old light
    Your hair was long when we first met

    Samson came to my bed
    Told me that my hair was red
    Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
    Oh I cut his hair myself one night
    A pair of dull scissors in the yellow light
    And he told me that I'd done alright
    And kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
    And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light

    Samson went back to bed
    Not much hair left on his head
    Ate a slice of wonderbread and went right back to bed
    Oh, we couldn't bring the columns down
    Yeah we couldn't destroy a single one
    And history books forgot about us
    And the bible didn't mention us, not even once

    You are my sweetest downfall
    I loved you first

    in reply to: PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME!! #41408
    SenorJalapeno
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    Oi persons above me…who is cooking? What are we having?

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37281
    SenorJalapeno
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    Snow-flake

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37276
    SenorJalapeno
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    Uh huh (shakes head vigorously)! Can you blame me? Lmao! (Actually, I don't really know what the literal meaning of Pagal is- I thought it meant crazy, and so I agreed in that context).

    Shoes.

    in reply to: THIS OR THAT #43372
    SenorJalapeno
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    Mumbai crush? Sounds alcoholic…nonetheless never tried it.

    Perrier with a pinch of salt, a sprig of mint and a wedge of lemon?

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48191
    SenorJalapeno
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    'I fall in love with fictional characters'

    I've always had the biggest crush on Bess Gunther, the independent and determined heroine of F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'More than Just a House.'

    'I want to travel the world'

    Wonderful. If you haven't been yet, put Costa Rica, Maldives, Provence (FR), Czech Republic, Turkey and Nepal on your travel calendar. You will not regret being in any one of these places.

    'I believe everything happens for a reason'

    Yes. Sometimes the reason is known only to God and hidden from us. Therein lies the importance of our faith. As St. Thomas Aquinas says: To one with faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.' I do not understand why certain things happen in life, but trust God to be in control over everthing that happens in my life. So far, God has never failed me. Not once.

    Nice, Tayba ji, very nice. Dreamer huh? Lol.

    in reply to: ~*~ sToRy TiMe ~*~ #66380
    SenorJalapeno
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    It could also be that he is not flattering you and he means what he said. Sometimes children can be amazingly all adult about what they do and say.

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48188
    SenorJalapeno
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    I am afraid, at work, I have to be. I work in a culture that believes in procrastination to be the rule rather than the exception. If I don't push, nothing gets done. So, I'm the big bad wolf. So be it. But, thank you for your kindness. What do you want for your birthday Stick out tongue

    in reply to: 4 years :O #67547
    SenorJalapeno
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    Sheeshkebab! Okies, no provoking Stick out tongue

    in reply to: 4 years :O #67545
    SenorJalapeno
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    I know…I know Rani ji, the reluctance is very mutual. Whew! You are far more dangerous to me than I to you. This is good. You stay where you are, and I will continue to hide where I am. Lmao!

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48186
    SenorJalapeno
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    We have two things in common: the first and the last. I am told that I am very abrasive and insensitive. However, the easier we laugh, the easier and longer we live. The Bible says 'Do not let the sun go down on your wrath,' so cannot hold any grudges, which only serve to kill us fast. Bitterness someone said is like wanting someone else to die but drinking the poison yourself. Yikes!

    in reply to: 4 years :O #67543
    SenorJalapeno
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    Woman, what makes you think I would like to be as near as to be able to hear the 'tone' of your voice, seeing the absolute vengeance you seem to harbor against erm the participatory creative agents of my descendants? I would have to be insane to be anywhere nearby. Lmao!

    in reply to: Say Something Totally Random #33558
    SenorJalapeno
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    Sleep well ji. Dream of everything and everyone else but me, because if you do, it would be a nightmare! Attention! Attention! Calling plastic surgeons. Woman in need of solid-state cheeks! Stat!

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