[SenorJalapeno]

See? I'm very nice.

Yes you are. Except when provoked. Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Budha? Lmao! I am not yet bald, I do not have a beer-belly, and I definitely do not dress like a cotton tree puked on me. But, thanks for the faith you've managed to squeeze out of yourself. Now, before I forget, did you happen to see any large-hijaabed, loose-trousered hobbit who masquerades as a fake husband? Lol! Tell her I said 'Hello!' and that she is wonderfully interesting.

[SenorJalapeno]

Agreed.

[SenorJalapeno]

Coffee

[SenorJalapeno]

You should have. Well, since you are officially my Knight in matching hijaab and cape, maybe you could fly me over some money should you find yourself with an extra grand or two? After all, you could fly yourself to Yosemite.

[SenorJalapeno]

Whew! Thank you Tayba ji. My friends came over to my place yesterday to unveil the 'Cheer Senor Up' plan. Part of the plan was to watch movies, which we did, and to an excess. One of the movies was Superman Returns. I should have told them of a Superwoman I happen to know, who wears a hijaab and matches it with other accessories. But, seriously, whoever the idiot who labeled women the weaker sex was off his rocker. Some of the strongest people I know are women, not to mention my three friends who are now battling cancer. If I was half as strong as any of them, I'd drop to my knees and thank God.

Hey, thank you for making me laugh. The sound of my laughter has been alien to my own home for the past few days.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lol! Woodcutter's wife…hmm…that would mean an axe nearby. No thank you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Uh-oh! Looks like someone's slipping with their quotes, person above me.

[SenorJalapeno]

Wait! (Reminds me of the sum content of my conversations with my ex-girlfriend).

[SenorJalapeno]

I have always been in love.

Same question please.

[SenorJalapeno]

Talking it out.

Private or public?

[SenorJalapeno]

Yum!

Haagen Dazs' Marsala Fig Ice Cream?

[SenorJalapeno]

Good grief! I am older than Rani ji and Ninja put together, but not half as interesting. This sucks big time.

[SenorJalapeno]

'…one day, you'll have the arms you want around you…'

What a nice thing to say. May it be so for you as well, Rani ji.

[SenorJalapeno]

Hurry

[SenorJalapeno]

Misery.

Same question please.

[SenorJalapeno]

Death

[SenorJalapeno]

Lol

[SenorJalapeno]

Keeping one's head up is not as herculean as keeping one's heart up. Sigh! I am trying.

Question: Is it just for the moment we live?

[SenorJalapeno]

It's great to know I am not a dog. Woof! Person above me.

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