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Ah! My hero is here! I need not fear no more. Lmao! I never knew of Chantal till I watched that ridiculously boring movie- How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. I listened to 'Feels Like Home' and I was a believer Lol!

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Have you tried listening to Chantal Kreviazuk? She is mesmerizing. So is Bap Kennedy but some of his songs are disappointing. Ottmar Leibert is phenomenal with the Spanish Guitar and I've begun to enjoy Patricia Kaas lately. Edith Piaf is an unforgettable voice. I'm rediscovering Leonard Cohen, Etta James, Astrud Gilberto and Marvin Gaye.

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I accidentally grabbed my date's mother by the left boob. I know its hilarious but I don't really know how it happened. All I remember is that I was talking about nuclear reactors in France and turned around gesturing and voila! it was the curious case of a Desi pseudo-gynaecologist and an impromptu mammogram, right there in the produce aisle of a supermarket.

I wished I would die but thank God for erm Mrs. B or C who was game. She did say something that is not appropriate for this forum, but, was naughty enough to make me wish I went out with the mother and not the daughter. Lmao!

Same question please.

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Songs about Jane! Wonderful album. I swear at times I wonder if you have stolen my CD collection. So strange.

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Ninguno particular razón…yo ser curioso! Lmao! Quit calling me Budha, droopy pantalooned hobbit!

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Hmm tough call…I like to be alone at both…but perhaps a shared sunset for as long as the woman shuts up and enjoys God's daily art workshop.

Drive or be driven?

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It made me laugh too. I was like what is this girl doing now?

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I'm beginning to feel sorry for your siblings. You must have been a terror. They last as long as I am not 'crushed.'

Same question please. My turn to giggle.

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Never had any!

Pickled herring?

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Rani ji, habla español?

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Hey! Ask a new one dang it. Sneaky woman! Lmao!

Ditto.

Have you ever tried a man's after-shave on your legs after shaving?

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Yum!

Pickled beets?

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Yes, Rani ji, I get it, you were kidding. Lol! You may stop posting repeatedly. Lmao! Did you do that on purpose? If you did, that's hilarious.

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Ditto.

Would you rather receive a gift you cannot use or Give a gift you would rather keep?

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Hmm only if I'm famished. I prefer Tribeca Mushroom from Yellow Cab Lol! Gimme!

Frozen Jello?

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Lmao! I was kidding dang it. Anyways, it doesn't matter. I'm loved. That's all that matters. Uh huh!

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Raja ji: Woman agrees a lot when others say nice things about Tayba ji or Ninja…

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My 'idea' of future. To gain God's 'promise' of a better future. No regrets.

Would you rather be the 'shallow end' of a deeper relationship or the 'deeper end' of a shallow relationship?

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What do you think? Lol! Late at night of course!

Breakfast in bed or Pancakes and Coffee at the joint down the street?

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Sí sí mi amiga que convengo. Loco es siempre mejor que estúpido. Lmao!

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