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Hey! Leave the name calling to Rani. Sheesh! Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantI agree with Ness. A prophet is a spokesperson for God. He is just the messenger in whom the Spirit of God is. The message is exclusively God's. The Old Testament celebrates in graphic detail the office of the prophet as well as the content of the prophecy. I am intrigued by the gift of prophecy and though have coveted it as the Apostle Paul exhorts, have never possessed such gift.
But, with regards to certain aspects of life, we do not need a prophet to tell us what will happen in the future. We can see the 'future' in our 'present,' in that we are only becoming more of who we are.
Same question please.
SenorJalapenoParticipantLmao! I always whistle when I work and drive everyone around me crazy. One of the questions HR should ask a person when they apply to be my staff is 'Does incessant whistling annoy you?' When the person answers 'Yes' they should assign them to someone else. I will ask you again when Ramadhan begins. And if I may ask, why the hades would you need a car huh? You fly don't you. Give the car to people who don't dang it. Sheesh! Superhuman abilities but erm subhuman brains! Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantMaybe you should just stick to the Hijaab and leave the Niqaab at home. It may cover your face and you may fly right into me and kill me dead instead of saving me. We don't want that now do we? Rani may. But, lets not bring her into this. Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantWas there ever a time or an occasion that the woman had nothing to say about anything under the sun? (She is not standing behind me with a roti-roller, is she?)
SenorJalapenoParticipantWhat can I say? I'm impulsive Lol.
SenorJalapenoParticipantLmao! YOU!
SenorJalapenoParticipantYou've never seen me. You do not really know me. Surprise! Surprise! If my soul was a stringed instrument that hardly makes any noise of value, you seem to have discovered the art of evoking music from it mysteriously. Thank you for making me reflect by sharing your thoughts. I treasure them. My hero!
SenorJalapenoParticipantSweet talking? Nuh huh! I have to keep that woman pacified with nice remarks or she is going to invent another horrible name for me…for now Budha it shall be. Now, what's this thing about no cars huh? Whenever it is cars, the answer is always YES! YES! YES! Some hero of mine you are. Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantKick my ass? Lmao! Woman, all I have to do is get ready with a large screen, a DLP projector, A Walk to Remember DVD, some poetry, a bundle of gift cheques to the Spa, a Salon, a token for a boat-ride, a comfortable seat on a porch with a generous quilt, overlooking the valley to watch the storm with a large mug of hot-chocolate and oatmeal cookies nearby…you would forget all about ass kicking and start drooling every which way! Now get outta bed sleepy head and go to the meeting. Lmao! Bossy! Bossy! Ninja, get ready to save me.
SenorJalapenoParticipantNinja! Honest and transparent (Not afraid of saying what she thinks or feels whether or not others approve of it); Faith seeking understanding (Deep sense of faith and trust in God as revealed by her words and prayers, believing in God even when she doesn't seem to understand the current pattern of reality); Mature (Wise beyond her years- I actually thought she was in her late twenties or early thirties…Sorry! but that's the truth); Insightful (As is evident in the way she questions or answers); Mischief personified (I do not have to explain this. Just read any post directed at a certain other 'short one' and the airborne hijaab); Loyal (Read the previous explanation); and most important of all- My friend (She was one of the first two I started speaking to in private and realized that it was so easy to trust her). Thank you.
SenorJalapenoParticipantI tell others to sleep well. I cannot sleep if my life depended on it. I tell others to eat well and not bite off more than they can chew at work, which I never follow either. I tell others to find someone they love and who loves them back and settle down in life, but I am far from doing the same. This is why I said I give good advice but do not practice what I preach. Yes, you were right, Rani ji, that it is not good. I am a fraud. Sigh!
SenorJalapenoParticipantYowza! Nice lines.
SenorJalapenoParticipantSheesh! My human rights are being violated! Why do you have to mention me being beat up? What does that have to do with cheering up Ninja? Kavita ji, you and I have an axe to grind. That's it. Watch out! No more nice guy. Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantHear Ye! Hear Ye! Vertically challenged citizens of the world! I offer you, Rani, your champion. Applause! Applause!
Lutins d'attention d'attention du monde. Voyez ! Votre champion, l'indomptable, claquent chacun amont dans la tête, Rani ! Grêle ! Grêle !
Habitantes minúsculos de la atención de la atención del planeta. Le presento Rani, su campeón. ¡Aplauda! ¡Aplauda
There! I hope that serves as a warning to normal erm I meant taller folk and the little ones! Lmao! You can't smack a Budha. It's not allowed. Lol!
SenorJalapenoParticipantUh huh! You know that I know that you know what I am talking about. Lol. Stop trying to hide the truth.
SenorJalapenoParticipantAwright sheesh! Here is another plan. You convince Tayba ji to buy me the three cars. I will sell one of them and buy a second hand Toyota. I will repaint it with BMW Silver and buy fake logos on E-bay and super glue them to the front and the back. I will record the sound of a Beemer on the highway doing 180 and play it in the Toyota when I'm doing 100 and confuse people. The money I save between the Beemer and the Toyota, I will split with you 50.1/49.9 (Hey, its my plan Lmao). How does this sound? Now, hope Tayba ji doesnt read this.
SenorJalapenoParticipantI have a brilliant idea! You could start early and practice charity ahead of Ramadhan so it would be easier to do more during Ramadhan. I only need a Jaguar…maybe a BMW so I could compare the both. Please? I promise I will not ask anything else. Except maybe a Porsche…just in case the Jag and the Beemer start picking a fight with each other the Porsche could mediate peace between them.
SenorJalapenoParticipantUh huh, and you aren't? You are so psycho, you come with a certificate of authenticity, a blue ribbon and a gold seal. Lol.
SenorJalapenoParticipantWhat? Is it the distance? Is it the walking? Lol. There will be lots of prune juice and fiber-rich food that you don't have to chew Lmao!
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