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Aye Aye Kapitan!

[SenorJalapeno]

Oye! You are still here? Lmao! You should get some sleep. I am worried for you, you know? You're the only superwoman rescue act I've got. Lmao!

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Sheesh! Girls watching each others back. How noble.

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If I promise to allow you to kick my ass, would you promise to stay a while? It would be worth it you know.

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Yeah? And you women are sane? Sheesh you girls are so bonkers I dont even know where to begin.

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Aww such unnatrual kindness and tempered speech and all even ahead of Ramadhan. Lmao! Erm Sir, I say Sir! Tayba's father! Sir, your daughter needs you in her room please. Hurry.

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Who told you that I have Multiple Personality Disorder? Sheesh! Darn forum cannot keep a secret.

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what there ain't no Whoever told you that Boo gave me a was just trying to lead you astray. Now, lay of my brakes and come in to have a nice supper. Alie's mom cooked (Thank God).

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First you tell me who you think are the two mini-me's. Lmao!

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Uh huh! Come get me. Well, without your lenses you cannot see where you put your contacts now can you? Lmao! Superwoman nails? Yeah, but first, let me ask you a question. How many of me do you see? Arf arf arf!

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Two Mini-me's and one Dr. Evil Lmao! Oh God I cannot stop laughing. Hello Little One…erm Ninja! I would love to be around all three of you. Yes, I would probably die, but at least I would die laughing.

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Very smooth! Side stepped the brat part. Awright we bury the hatchet but just for tonight. I wanna get me some home-cooked supper, Lol! Bon appetit Alie.

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Lmao! Woman er Superwoman claims I'm the idiot for not knowing she has superhuman sight. Yeah yeah! I'm the idiot alright but only for not knowing flying hijaab over here needs lenses to look. Some rescue that would accomplish!

[SenorJalapeno]

Oye! Shoes! I'm awake. Heels for sure! (Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Miu Miu, Balenciaga, Chanel, Dior, Dolce Gabbana, Prada, Gucci…Sigh! So many nice shoes so few women fit to wear them Lmao!). Thank you Alie! Good memories!

Day at the beach: Guy in Speedos or Swimming Trunks?

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Lmao! You're a total nut. Not to mention a brat. Did I say Brat? Yup! Brat.

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Oye! Why are you dissin my dream car huh? What did the car ever do to you? Lmao! Pick your own car and do whatever you wish with it. Lmao! Jaguar XF Yum Yum Yum!

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Uh Oh! Woman on war-path! PC's of the world watch out. Your binary days are numbered…

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And she is grading papers! What a disaster! Lmao!

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Hard to hide anything from Tayba you know? She has a couple of dimunitive kindred spirits Lmao! But, I promise you, car will be returned in the same condition as I have received it. If you see my soul stuck on the front grille, disregard it please. It could not help but cleave to it. My kingdom oh wait, Rani's kingdom for a Jaguar. Deliver it to the Budha's address please!

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Getting stuck in traffic! Better breathe in gasoline fumes rather than biologically produced methane fumes. Wait! Unless Rachel McAdams happens to be in the Elevator! Lol!

A friend asks you to please punch her/him in on the clock: Would you? Would you not?

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