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I have a kingdom? where is my Raja? *sulks* What good is a kingdom if I can't share it with Raja ji?

Oye! (Stinky besharam chor! it is Lmao!) you are a 7-year old with a Witchy Laugh. You do not need a Raja yet. Grow up. I mean not just grow taller…did Ramadhan start already? If not, I so in twubul…

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Rani is the name-calling champion Lol! If the people who work for me find out that you called me a Lilbuttwipe and got away with it, making me laugh my guts out in the process, they would pay you good money to find out your secret! Stay away from my staff you hear? Lmao! I do not want a rebellion on my hands.

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There are some seriously screwed up people in this world.

PS: You should have scared him off with the erm 'Witchy Laugh.'

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This is not mine. But it is an adequate translation according to a friend who is not a native french speaker but could patch together a few words like a giddy parrot:

We loved each other tenderly
Like we loved all lovers
Then when day you left me
Ever since I've been desperate
I see you everywhere in the sky
I see you everywhere on the earth
You are my joy and my sun
My nights, my days, my clear dawns

You are everywhere because you are in my heart
You are everywhere because you are my happiness
Everything that is around me
Even life does not represent you
Sometimes I dream that I am in your arms
And you speak softly in my ear
You tell me things that make me close my eyes
And I find that marvellous

Maybe one day you will return
I know that my heart waits for you
You can not forget
The past days we spent together
My eyes never stop searching for you
Listen well, my heart calls you
We can love each other again
And you'll see life would be beautiful

Oh, I love Psalm 1. Actually most of the Psalms.

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What makes me comfy!

Same question please.

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My favorite linen shirt!

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Anna Nalick's 'Drink Me' from her album 'Wreck Of The Day:'

Talk about the weather
Will you miss me ever?
Lately I'm obsessed
And I need the rest
I hope that you're impressed
She's so pretty, I'm jealous
And she's lost like Alice
In a painted past
In a looking glass
I see me looking back

I'll take another Drink Me, baby
Slowly, I'll disappear
And wear my life like a barbed wire necklace
So let's play it truth or dare

So you're a fan of Coltrane
I wanna be Curt Cobain
When the truth gets scary
I'll take my gin and sherry
And some Drink Me they'll be
Plath and Joplin with verse writing suiciders
Kennedy and Monroe come to see my rock show
I'll be there in the front row

I'll take another Drink Me, baby
Slowly, I'll disappear
And wear my life like a barbed wire necklace
So let's play truth or dare

And I won't be around to play your games
There will come a day when you won't know my name
And I'll get smaller with
Every swallow you'll
Wait tomorrow and things won't be the same

Talk about the weather
Will you miss me ever?
Lately I'm obsessed
And I need the rest
I hope that you're impressed
Cuz I need the rest
Yeah my head's a mess
I need the rest
I need the rest
I need the rest

[SenorJalapeno]

I am great! Here is one from Edith Piaf that wrings the life out of one's soul, featured in 'Saving Private Ryan:'

Nous nous aimions bien tendrement
Comme s'aiment tous les amants
Et puis un jour tu m'as quittee
Depuis je suis desesperee
Je te vois partout dans le ciel
Je te vois partout sur la terre
Tu es ma joie et mon soleil
Ma nuit, mes jours, mes aubes claires

Tu es partout car tu es dans mon coeur
Tu es partout car tu es mon bonheur
Toutes les choses qui sont autour de moi
Meme la vie ne represente que toi
Des fois je reve que je suis dans tes bras
Et qu'a l'oreille tu me parles tout bas
Tu dis des choses qui font fermer les yeux
Et moi je trouve ca merveilleux

Peut-etre un jour tu reviendras
Je sais que mon coeur t'attendras
Tu ne pourras pas oublier
Les jours que nous avons passes
Mes yeux te cherchent sans arret
Ecoute bien mon coeur t'appelle
Nous pourrons si bien nous aimer
Tu verras la vie sera belle…

Tu es partout car tu es dans mon coeur
Tu es partout car tu es mon bonheur
Toutes les choses qui sont autour de moi
Meme la vie ne represente que toi
Des fois je reve que je suis dans tes bras
Et qu'a l'oreille tu me parles tout bas
Tu dis des choses qui font fermer les yeux
Et moi je trouve ca merveilleux…

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Lol! Not really. Lets just say I once went out with a filthy-rich daddy's-girl someone who was into shoes. Thank God she did not ask me to buy them for her.

Picnic basket it is. But, somewhere far from ants.

Day at the beach: Lay out on the sand or play in the water?

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Hello Ms. Great-taste in Music!

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Sounds like a plan, Smartiepants.

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But high in cholesterol. Fish are good for your health. They have Omega-3.

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I dont care if I get slain dang it. Imma star! Imma star! I got me my own poster…even if its just on the corner. Lmao! Boo, thank you for making me laugh.

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True (I dont know either but Im sure its a very safe guess)

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Uh oh! You are one tough cookie. Lol! See, erm my religious beliefs do not allow me to meet women after Sunset so awww! for your loss. Lmao!

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If I'm a fish, you are a shrimp. Lmao! Hello Shrimp ji!

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But where is the fun in that eh Tayba ji?

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It will be all ready by tomorrow. Come before Sunset. Lmao!

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Im going to save all my taunts for tomorrow 😀

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The names keep coming. Lol! Now I'm a fish? Lol!

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