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Betterer. Shukran, memsaab!

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It's like I've been living on a knife's edge…what with all this rain and lights flickering…must be a loose connection somewhere. Thank God I have plenty of candles. Stalker That so does not sound like fun. Sorry you have to go through stuff like this, Tayba. I hope he breaks a leg or erm his neck and leaves you alone. Lmao!

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Wha? She gets a 'Beautiful?' And all I get is an ass that has been laughed off? Injustice I tell you. Grave injustice. And from you! Unkindest cut of all.

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Now that I am under the shadow of my hero's hijaab? Much better. Thank you. How has your's been?

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Cooking for my friends! There is no greater joy than to see people you love enjoy your labor of love! I only wish I could do it more often.

Back to pain Lmao! When the nail on your little toe splinters off in the end and starts irritating you: Would you carefully snip it off with a pair of nail-clippers OR Would you yank it out with a pair of tweezers and watch it bleed?

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Oye! Reflect some other time. Post dang it. Post. Sheesh! People seem to log on after I leave. What the hades is this! Lmao!

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My job now is my dream job.

Same question please.

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I'm all for exposing myself Lmao! though I usually save that for the lake, I do not mind amending my personal philosophy for a few friends. However, I have to warn you…I ain't cooking anything that spatters. Lmao!

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Que?

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Love is two monkeys sitting in a tree. Love is one monkey pushing the other. Love is the pushed monkey on the ground loving the pusher monkey on the tree. Lmao! Ness, Oh Ness! How's that for primate passion?

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Who's calling whom? Who is talking about me? What the heck did I do this time? Umm, Alie, Lmao! I cannot scroll down…did I hear you say I can live with your hands and they would whatever I please? Lmao! This is fun!

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Wha? Rani talking too much? Hello persons above me! Especially a gorgeous-shinned one Lmao! Take note, I am no longer grumpy.

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Lmao! Females are always 'pushin' whether it be males out of trees or babies out of well…no need to get specific here. I was trying to imagine two monkeys in a tree and the one pushing the other and I swear I could see my face on the one that was falling. Thank you for making me laugh, Oh monkey spirit!

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Pads it is! Feels good to take it like a man! (and moan later Lmao!)

Bloody nose or split lip?

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I so am not rubbing nobody's back right now. Lmao! But I do love backrubs.

Power-naps on the couch at the office or long snooze in a hammock under the palms?

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Wha? I'm that man? That man? Hmmph.

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Tori Teppanyaki is boneless, skinless chicken grilled with bits of sliced onion, peppers, zucchini. Tastes awesome with the dipping sauce made of Soy-sauce, rice-vinegar, with ginger-root and Japanese-radish. Yum!

Never had Rainbow trout. How about Green Tea Frappuccino at Starbucks (without the whipped cream and the Hazelnut syrup)?

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Outright foul! A boy needs to see red like he needs air! Lmao!

Open-handed slap on the kisser or star-gazer in the gut?

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You are quite the storm-brewer! Lmao! Can you imagine me and erm the other one sitting in a tree? There ain't no tree big enough to keep me safe from her…Lmao!

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Intimate concert it is! If the music bores me, I could always find erm something to keep me occupied. Lmao!

Back rub or foot-spa?

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