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SenorJalapenoParticipant
Trouble on two legs
SenorJalapenoParticipantCashmere! Mohair leaves a trail. Yuck.
Washed Egyptian cotton or Crisp hand-woven linen?
SenorJalapenoParticipantCurious
SenorJalapenoParticipantBoth. As always.
SenorJalapenoParticipantNo. Would be way too creepy.
Patching up: Person apologizes for indiscretion, asks for an opportunity to show his/her contrite spirit- Would you settle for something sleek and sinfully expensive or sock em in the face?
SenorJalapenoParticipantLiberace
SenorJalapenoParticipantSuch a wise-ass. Where do you come up with these poignant 'pleasantries?' I am certain that it would be one heck of a stroll if I strolled along one of those leaf-littered abandoned trails in your mind.
SenorJalapenoParticipantOverrated
SenorJalapenoParticipantIf its a large dog, I would. If its a small dog, the pound. Lmao! Just kidding. She can have it.
Breaking up: Would you let him/her keep any of your clothes, as a reminder of the 'good times?'
SenorJalapenoParticipantPetitions for relocation for some squatters who were evicted violently off a multinational company's property. Problem is the squatters, who were wrong to squat over there in the first place are insatiably greedy, and the multinational whose pockets are unfathomably deep, have chosen to be all Scrooge about it. Sigh! The joy of thankless labor! Yup! It's a joy alright Lmao!
SenorJalapenoParticipantBroken one too many times
SenorJalapenoParticipantShe would, wouldn't she? Oye! Four-legged boon for the lactose intolerant! Hush or I will beat you senseless with a potassium rich treat from Chiquitaland. I ain't scared of you (You are not anywhere near South-East Asia now are you?)
SenorJalapenoParticipantLivestrong bracelet
SenorJalapenoParticipantLmao! Nope. I have to finish this erm whatever it is I am finishing or I will be flying over only to be flung right back. Weekends are not meant for work. Lol!
SenorJalapenoParticipantAfter the penultimate game of a long injury prone soccer season, one of the girls from the women's soccer team wove a small garland out of wild flowers and clover, and gave it to me. It was romantic as hell. I wish I kept it. One of those things I regret in life.
Keepsakes: If an ex asked back that he/she once gave you, would you?
SenorJalapenoParticipantLol! Poor bugger.
SenorJalapenoParticipantLook down Dory!
SenorJalapenoParticipantI can always squint hard and sling the socketed bauble at ya!
SenorJalapenoParticipantFriend
SenorJalapenoParticipantLmao! Spicy pants huh? I can see myself peeing tabasco every which way!
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