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  • in reply to: THIS OR THAT #43511
    SenorJalapeno
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    Just trying to survive Ma'am. Just trying to survive. I was so poor those days, God knows I only took that job because the guy who told me about the job said I could eat for free at the restaurant. Eat I did. It's a surprise that restaurant did not go bankrupt because I put away some serious food.

    I would choose a bookstore as well. Now, would you rather own a quaint little shop that sells souvenirs and trinkets or a side-walk cafe/boulangerie on a back-street in Paris?

    in reply to: QUESTION GAME #39189
    SenorJalapeno
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    I suck at stuff like this. A friend of mine after confessing that she had felt strongly for me while we were both attending a work-related conference, said that I was totally oblivious to all the 'signals' she sent me. I honestly had no idea. She went on to say that I am so thick, that I would not know love if it hit me in my face and down there, 'where it hurts' simultaneously. You know, I worry about that sometimes. Sorry, I am useless with this question.

    Same question please.

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37404
    SenorJalapeno
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    Thank you!

    in reply to: PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME!! #41584
    SenorJalapeno
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    Lol! No, person above me. If you do not already know, my hormones cannot but help flirt with just about anyone that kindles my fancy, but my sanity prevents me from further pursuit. My auburn-fringed muse remains on the other side of the counter seducing me with generous servings of bean-wine and I remain on this side of the counter dreaming of her curvaceous splendor only to awaken to the smell of burning flesh. I wish my parents did not teach me so much about hell. Sigh.

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37402
    SenorJalapeno
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    Heard often before, during and after each stage of 'making up.' Lmao!

    in reply to: YUMMY or YUCKY #45081
    SenorJalapeno
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    Oh God Yes! I think if we both die ahead of our times its because our brains got clogged from all those calories from reading each other's descriptions of too-rich food. Lmao! You kill me Ness. You hear? You freaking kill me. Lmao! I'm dying for some ice cream now.

    Quail blanched in chicken broth, grilled near-golden over a bamboo flame, stuffed with spicy mughlai chicken, sowed shut with twine, smeared with a red ginger, garlic and pancetta reduction, baked to perfection, and served with generous slices of honey-roasted pumpkin, and saffron wild-rice.

    (I made this twice in my life. Costs an arm and a leg and takes about five hours to make enough servings for four).

    in reply to: PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME!! #41582
    SenorJalapeno
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    Oye! Bouncy-legged brat! Who am in love with dang it? I would like to know.

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48339
    SenorJalapeno
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    Lmao! Is her spout steaming? If it is, I will take the call later.

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48337
    SenorJalapeno
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    Lmao! Brewer of all things trouble.

    in reply to: Sing according to ur mood! #14133
    SenorJalapeno
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    I believe Sinatra was crying over his failed marriage to Ava Gardner. I can see myself at the end of the 'bar' even though I don't drink. Sad songs are simply awesome. Here is another courtesy of Boys II Men:

    How do I say goodbye to what we had?
    The good times that made us laugh
    Outweighed the bad.
    I thought we'd get to see forever
    But forever's gone away
    It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

    I don't know where this road
    Is going to lead.
    All I know is where we've been
    And what we've been through
    If we get to see tomorrow
    I hope it's worth the wait
    It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

    And I'll take with me the memories
    To be my sunshine after the rain
    It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
    And I'll take with me the memories
    To be my sunshine after the rain
    It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48335
    SenorJalapeno
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    I misread psychic as pscyho and I was like wha? Lmao! They say the first thing to go with old age is sight. Sigh!

    in reply to: Say Something Totally Random #33892
    SenorJalapeno
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    She knows that it is important that you listen to your elders Lmao! Thats why. Na na na boo boo.

    in reply to: Facts About YOU!! #48332
    SenorJalapeno
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    Yeah! Kick em' where it hurts and make em' cry instead. If you do not know how to kick em' there are at least three here that can teach you how, or if you will let them, show you how by demonstrating it over and over Lmao!

    in reply to: Sing according to ur mood! #14131
    SenorJalapeno
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    Sinatra! Sinatra!

    In the wee small hours of the morning,
    While the whole wide world is fast asleep,
    You lie awake and think about the girl
    And never, ever think of counting sheep.

    When your lonely heart has learned its lesson,
    You'd be hers if only she would call,
    In the wee small hours of the morning,
    That's the time you miss her most of all.

    When your lonely heart has learned its lesson,
    You'd be hers if only she would call,
    In the wee small hours of the morning,
    That's the time you miss her most of all.

    in reply to: PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME!! #41580
    SenorJalapeno
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    Pain! Here, there, everywhere. Lmao! Am I now the patriarch of the Condiment Family? Shush now person above me.

    in reply to: FIRST THING GAME #37400
    SenorJalapeno
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    Floor, stairs, kitchen counter, porch-swing, and the shower. Yay! for making up.

    in reply to: THIS OR THAT #43509
    SenorJalapeno
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    Waiter! (I was once. I used to flirt with the old women and beg them to take me home and make me their slave. I got great tips. Lmao!)

    What would you rather own: A Book Store or a Gourmet Shop?

    in reply to: YUMMY or YUCKY #45079
    SenorJalapeno
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    Never had it. Gimme!

    One scoop Summerberries, One scoop Rum Raisin, served on a bed of chilled currants with honey drizzle, Pistachio slivers and Bergamot zest?

    in reply to: QUESTION GAME #39187
    SenorJalapeno
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    Kitchen. People never can wait till food is served. Sigh!

    Same question please.

    in reply to: Say Something Totally Random #33890
    SenorJalapeno
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    She slipped in a bathroom, hit her head on a cast-iron, porcelain-veneered, antique bath-tub with brass legs and ivory handles. That is how 'Yellow' came about. Lmao!

    Oh while we are on the subject of massages, I think Spa's are an abomination. The massage I got was a farce at best. There is this 'Sprain and Strain' thing in my neighborhood where they have this acupuncture therapy that feels like heaven on tiny needles. I wish I went there instead.

    Oye Kavita ji! I am taking it easy. I have the entire weekend off. I plan to go cafe-hopping and taste all kinds of coffee and go watch a children's ballet.

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