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Minding your own business or poking your nose into others' 'affairs?' Lol!

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Uh huh I like big families so just trying to do my part…Lmao!

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Come along? Where we going granny?

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Horn-blower! Lmao.

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Fifteen-Love. Lmao!

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Charm for sure. Wit?!?…hmm…

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'La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento,
Muta d'accento — e di pensiero'

Pavarotti!

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Lol! It's the coffee, person above me. It had more Baileys than it had coffee in it.

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As are my unborn children…so I bless myself with the same blessing I offer a select few: May your swimmers be motile. Lmao!

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Adventure!

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Lmao! Sigh, I can never win with you. Well, missy, you win. So, what are you waiting for? Come claim your prize.

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Lmao! Believe you me, person above me, I have no interest in erm poached eggs.

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Tease!

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You are a freak after my own heart. Lmao! I've missed you so. Now, for some strange reason, when you've said 'Counting Slowly,' I remember myself in math class. Lmao! I sucked at math. Sigh!

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Lol! Where I live the tastier fare is usually found among the cheaper eateries that are here, there and everywhere beside the streets. True that these eateries also known as 'Carinderias' serve up some seriously expensive tropical diseases along with their food, with some alarming regularity that one may have to amend the old proverb and say: 'The proof of the pudding is in the puking.'

A few hours ago, after a hectic project, four of us from the office decided to take on an assortment of ailments from the common flu to the more thrilling cholera, gastroenteritis and the whole -Osis Clan: Listeriosis, Salmonellosis, Shigellosis and the patriarch, Staphyloenterotoxicosis.

The girl behind the counter, fashionably dressed, served us cold food and warm water. My friend erm lets call him Tyrannosaurus, kept saying that it would help if the girl that served us food did so with a smile. Well, he got his wish, but not quite in the manner he had hoped. The girl did smile and in doing so, revealed a perfect set of imperfect teeth so badly rotten that her mouth looked like a miniature field of sugarcane with a bad case of fresh borer.

Oh, Alie, I did not share this to make you laugh. I had nothing else to share. Lmao! Sorry.

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Love Actually! Remember Hugh Grant and this booming voice of a secret-service Shrek singing Good King Wenceslas? Lol.

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This place and its people (especially one pot-bellied balding one) missed you as well.

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Hide and erm peek. Lmao!

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Cheesecake is definitely yum!

Peeled, skinned, chilled mandarin oranges served in young coconut meat with honey drizzle?

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Im craze? Hmm…I'm thinking three countries: Jamaica, Zimbabwe or South Africa! Oh, we shall. Soon, person above me. All good things come to those who wait…well, either that or if the waiting is too damn long, perhaps a mahogany box with brass handles on a horse drawn carriage.

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