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Lol, it was a comment I made in jest. Stalking people is not a great idea, though I have no idea how it actually feels. As for the kissing, I may have to seek permission from erm an 'Auburn' someone. Nope, I am not answering any questions. Thank you very much.

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Why do we ask questions?

[SenorJalapeno]

I was fortunate to be blessed with inadequate social skills when I was young, and as such preferred to hide out on the soccer field, in the public library or in the abandoned thatched-roof hut in a nearby sugarcane field. Most of my friends, alas, weren't that fortunate. I have seen way too much suffering way too early in life. Sigh.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! Smartie pants, it means I've had a variety of experiences in a relatively short span of time, but not exactly in the mood to elaborate further. Come over woman, let me bop you on the head, please?

[SenorJalapeno]

My weekend, Ma'am, was a potpourri of pleasure, pain, perseverance and procrastination, though not necessarily in that order or in equal measure. Thank you for asking.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! Ness, do you remember the time Rachel's sister Jill (Reese Witherspoon) comes for a visit and Joey tries to 'How you doooin' her and Rachel goes 'Dont!?' Was watching a few episodes from the first three seasons recently and sheesh, they still crack me up.

[SenorJalapeno]

Ouch! I think I may need counseling, even therapy, perhaps a sharp object. Yeah, shrew (substitute a single letter please for intended word) the counseling and therapy Lmao! Vengeance is erm mine.

[SenorJalapeno]

Shameless my hindside, Lmao! You're the one to talk. How was your 'couple of days' away from all this madness or as some would call it, gladness? I missed you a titanium tid-bit. Lol.

[SenorJalapeno]

Young love germinates as a figment of the imagination, becomes actual subsequent to sufficient pining, materializing as an ache in the heart, and after wreaking abundant havoc, migrates south making at least one 'young lover' sick to stomach. Eventually it becomes a pain in the ass, after which at least one 'young lover' grows up and becomes 'smart enough' to start it all over again.

[SenorJalapeno]

Brinjal! Lol, haven't heard that word in a while. Here they call them egg plants. Have no idea why. Sounds yum.

Mandarin Chicken? (Boneless, skinless chicken breasts, green pepper, red cabbage, purple onions, garlic, sweet basil, mandarin oranges, olive oil and Zinfandel).

[SenorJalapeno]

Just about any politician

[SenorJalapeno]

Being alone, watching stars. Lol!

Would you rather say something funny to 'break' the ice OR would you rather say something profound to 'quiet' a boisterous conversation?

[SenorJalapeno]

My eyes! My eyes! Oh, for the love of everything that is bold and blue. (Try and imagine Phoebe after she saw Chandler and Monica 'doing it').

[SenorJalapeno]

Lay Off My Capitals! That Is An Order. Frankly, mein Deutscher ist, also verrostete meine Zunge Notwendigkeiten ein Tetanusschuß. And, I wanted to ask you, what 'Y' in especially? You spell it with two 'Y's?

PS: You were right, Hawk-eye, I did miss a 'Y' and had to hastily amend it.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes, I volunteer but in an administrative role. Sorry no details.

Now for your question (many questions rather): Last person I spoke to was a colleague who needed to confer with me regarding the venue for our Planning Retreat for 2008; Last person I hugged was my favorite barista at Starbucks. She makes awesome espressos; Last person I said 'I Love You' to was my god-child, who got baptized; Last person I felt comfortable with was my friend's pregnant wife with whom I had breakfast with this morning- we went crib-shopping since my friend is away on a business trip; Last person I laughed with was colleauge who passed by and make a comment about erm something; Last person that brought a smile to my face is you, because sheesh, woman you are supposed to ask one question. One question dang it.

Question: Why do we ask questions?

[SenorJalapeno]

Especially you because you are special. You are our Rani and so our most ardent attention whether it be good and pleasant or strange and psychotic should be reserved for you. Lol. I am so excited!

[SenorJalapeno]

Person above me hides. Apparently, a lot.

[SenorJalapeno]

Sheesh! Former Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, Karunanidhi.

[SenorJalapeno]

No. You are not evil. Just plain devious and violent. Lol!

[SenorJalapeno]

Yum! Especially Paella Negra with succulent pieces of small squid in it!

Chicken Fingers with Honey Mustard over at TGI Fridays?

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