[SenorJalapeno]

Happy Birthday, my super-hero! I believe that this world is a better place because you are in it, as is my life. I pray that God would abundantly lavish upon you all that is in His perfect plan for your life; that God would make your life a blessing to all who have you in their lives; that God would make your love an oasis of peace, a place of rest and a source of nourishment to all who receive it. May God fill you with wisdom, patience, and understanding and continually evoke in you the desire to know Him more each new day.

Happy birthday my friend. Thank you for being just you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Once again a tie: The parting of the Red Sea ('Do not be afraid. Stand firm and you will see the deliverance the Lord will bring you today') and the Day the Sun stood still and the Moon stopped ('There has never been a day like it before or since, a day when the Lord listened to man'). I unashamedly weep each time I read either story.

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All this ass talk reminds me of 'Vertical Limit' and a memorable dialogue in the chopper on the way to rescue Annie, Peter's sister, and perhaps others. Skip Taylor glances over to Malcolm Bench and sees him in this strange 'Constipatasana' and asks:

'What the hell are you doing?'

'I'm trying to kiss my ass goodbye.'

Isabella! Isabella!

[SenorJalapeno]

Crap, I really need to get to bed. I cannot even spell right anymore. Awright, it's been a pleasure chatting with you (as well as being threatened, insulted, forcibly taught english…) but I'm afraid I am fading faster than Marion without the 'Clear.' Ciao, Ness- of the wonderful wit, and Rani- there is no use sharing with you what I think of you…because I'd rather keep it to myself and know I am right than share it with you and suffer your disagreement.

Be well. Have a wonderful day.

[SenorJalapeno]

Fork? Or did you mean pitch-fork? Lmao! Bed-time it is for me, but, bonzo I am not. Now, hush it.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! She is a riot isn't she? Now, what should I call her? Neither high nor low -ness? She may be dimunitive but darn it she is dangerous. Cue the theme, my friend, it may as well be my dirge.

[SenorJalapeno]

Your wish is my command, your highness, but not for long…not for long.

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Gramps right now would really like to see an Adidas imprint on your hindside Lol! Turns out that I'm the least hilarious of my friends so, I choose to shut up everyone with a sobering remark…which is not all that hard, mind you, since I am usually the only one sober.

[SenorJalapeno]

Bring it on, highness.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yum!

Angel hair pomodoro with grilled chicken, pine nuts, and mozzarella?

[SenorJalapeno]

It's a tie between Deuteronomy and the Gospel of Mark.

Same question please?

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Lol, person above me, do you agree that she is simply adorable though she can be such a pain sometimes? I sometimes catch myself wishing that if I ever get married, I would love to ask God if I could pick the kind of temperament my daughter would have, because I have a few women from this forum in mind. My life would not be easy, but it would never lack excitement.

[SenorJalapeno]

The Parable of the Sower.

Same question please.

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I don't believe the 'Beautiful' part was open for debate, person above me. So, quit making an issue out of it, or buddha may get violent and smack an unbelieving royal over the head.

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Is Ramadhan over already? Lol. Her royal highness has arrived and it is such a pity…I am one wink away from a proper snooze.

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Darn it woman! Leave me something to say if you intend to say same question. Quit reading my mind. Sigh! Anything I say would sound redundant now, and definitely second-rate stupid. So, I agree.

What is your favorite parable in the New Testament?

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I am well, person above me. I began downloading a trial version of Adobe Soundbooth CS3 and wanted to wait till it finishes. I switched from wired broadband to wireless broadband and the Linksys 801.11g 2.4Ghz router that I installed has been having a 'Diva' day. So, just keeping the router 'company' so it will do its job. Lol.

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Yum Yum! I like the 'tricolored' peppers! Bet it looks great when its served!

Chicken Tequila Fettuccine with Goat Cheese from California Pizza Kitchen?

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It is 3.27 in the morning! I don't think I've been called a Rabbit so early in the day, person above me.

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Agreed! Could not have said it any better.

When you find yourself surrounded by nature, who or what first comes to mind?

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