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Permission to get all flirtatious please? Lmao! Oye! if the woman says yes, all ye of weak hearts, avert your eyes, we are about to 'bring it.' Oh yeah!

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Stale humor! Har Har Har.

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If its up my hindside, neither. Lmao! If its on a woman's feet, sheesh, its like Sophie's choice…both! Boots (Patent leather Sunset Guccis all the way up till just under the knee!) and Stilletos (Jimmy Choo Slingbacks)! Va-voomba!

Oh God, same question please.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes. In Disney Movies, Looney Tunes, and Grandma Stories. Woman, I have this overwhelming desire to beat the living erm color out of you Lmao! Old Yeller me one more time and you will see…and Hello! Apparently, we've rattled a few lives.

Same question please.

[SenorJalapeno]

Cheese!

[SenorJalapeno]

'It sure does.' – Senor

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Two very unique individuals from the Muridae family of the Rodentia order. Both are missing an equus asinus each. Lol!

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Thank you for the hug and I still don't give a rat's ass (This ass is not quite the same since I got it from another rat. Previous rat still is missing an ass).

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Oye! Just because you 'brother' me does not keep me from pounding you over the head. Put em up, missy, you insulted me. Lmao! Oh, person above me, why would I want to fight when I have Super Tayba to do it for me? Now, if I can only bribe her with a nice hijaab to go pound on the niqaab-ed one. Lol!

[SenorJalapeno]

An infant in its mother's arms

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Alie, First, I did not take it to heart. It wasn't worth the effort. Second, there is no tension. There would be if I care about what was said. I don't give a rat's ass. Third, there is no need to hug Kavita ji. She has enough going round from all of you

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Lmao! Person above me is such a brat. Just my songs? Good grief! Tayba after erm taking care of the one who called you a 'fish' turn thine attention to this one above me. Thank you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Traitor! (Sorry, but I don't want to die yet); She won't kill me… (Well, I don't think you would have enough time to 'get out' by smiling…); so HA! (Yeah, HA! for you, but soon it will be AHA! from Tayba);

Sayonara, my niqaab-ed friend. I will miss you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Lmao! Ness and Tayba, this is all yours.

[SenorJalapeno]

She is going to kill you for that. Sigh! Ciao Ninja. It was nice knowing you. Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Hello person above me!

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Calls Tayba who resuscitates the fallen Ninja. There! Lol! Serio ji, you made me laugh. Gracias.

Okay Thats NOT right. And we both know I dont have to watch anything! Is it me or have any of you been slammed in the face with Senor's exteme flirting with Ness.. right about now? Okay private! And MISTER HOTNESS just because you have NICE RICH SOPHISTICATED ways of saying flirty FRESH stuff that dont mean that you should be saying them so in the open!

Kavita ji: Some of the things I say are in jest and are meant to be taken as such. However, there are other things that I say that are sincere, and whether one perceives them to be sincere or true or not, does not change anything about them. The same applies to those that are said in jest. They are meant to evoke a chuckle out of the person to whom they are directed, and perhaps, a few others, if they so wish. If you find such comments offensive, skip my post and those associated with it, and get on with your day. I do not intend to stop 'flirting' nor will I apologize to you because you happen to feel 'slammed in your face' with my 'extreme' flirting with Ness, only because she knows its for fun.

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Person above me loves mushyness.

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Dress

[SenorJalapeno]

How does one know if another loves them? I don't. Apparently, no one does. I spoke to a few of my friends, and they did not either.

Have I ever broken a heart? Yes.

Difference between love and infatuation, or simple attraction? Don't know.

Going through heartache, will you settle for someone else, whom you know wil be there yet knowing that your heart, love and everypart of you belongs to another? I do not believe in adultery.

I think someone else should suffer along these lines as well, Lmao. Same questions please.

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