[SenorJalapeno]

Decaf is an abomination. I like my coffee loaded with caffeine.

Soda: 'Just any glass would do' or 'I would love to sip it from a wine glass?'

[SenorJalapeno]

Most Wonderful Rani, if your heart shared a corner in Starbucks over coffee with mine, my heart would declare with each beat that what you've said is absolutely not true. Contrary to what you find yourself 'wishing,' truth is, you've been my 'wish' come true. Feel better, little one, you are very much loved.

[SenorJalapeno]

You know me. Lmao! I keep sneaking in here even when I have a load of work. Sigh! I miss you and a few other people in here…part of me keeps waiting for the party Oreo promised in Hong Kong. I definitely could use one.

[SenorJalapeno]

Humei tum se pyaar kitanaa, ye hum naheen jaanate
Magar jee naheen sakate, tumhaare beenaa

Sunaa gam judaee kaa, uthhaate hain log
Jaane jindagee kaise, bitaate hain log
Din bhee yahaa to lage, baras ke samaan
Humei intajaar kitanaa, ye hum naheen jaanate
Magar jee naheen sakate, tumhaare beenaa

Tumhe koee aaur dekhe, to jalataa hain dil
Badee mushkilon se fir, sanbhalataa hain dil
Kyaa, kyaa jatan karate hai, tumhe kyaa pataa
Ye dil bekaraar kitanaa, ye hum naheen jaanate
Magar jee naheen sakate, tumhaare beenaa

Humei tum se pyaar kitanaa, ye hum naheen jaanate
Magar jee naheen sakate, tumhaare beenaa

Humei tum se pyaar!

[SenorJalapeno]

One afternoon, a few days ago, I was you know where, sipping my favorite you know what, wondering why it is that I think of work when I am in a cafe and think about the cafe when I am at work. As I was inextricably glued to my own superficial misery, I saw a impeccably dressed pretty young woman walking about the cafe. She was absolutely bewitched by her tiny little shoes- the ones that light up at the heel when you walk.

I hastily abandoned my reverie and joined several others who had inadvertently become the child's riveted audience. Every few steps or so, she would go to her 'Yaya' and she would feed her bits of banana, which I noticed she chewed to the rhythm of an invisible beat that ordered her feet as well as her mouth.

Suddenly she stopped in her tracks, looked at her admiring audience, turned a quaint shade of red, and ran to the Yaya. The curtain had fallen prematurely on the young woman's captivating performance. After a few minutes, I walked over to their table, knelt on the floor and humbly offered my favorite junk- Gummy Bears. She smiled, and so scrutinized the gelatinous treasure that I was anxious she would ask me if they had glyconutrients. I was relieved when she chose two of the sugar forged crepuscular ursidae- red and green.

I was utterly unprepared for what transpired next. She leaned forward, kissed me on the cheek, looked into my eyes and said 'Thank you.' That tender gesture filled my heart with joy as swiftly as it filled my eyes with tears. I kissed her hand, told her that she was made of stardust and moonlight and colored with rainbows. I cannot remember what happened the rest of the afternoon nor do I care. All I care about is that one memorable afternoon, an angel without wings thrilled me, and along with a couple of Gummy Bears, took a huge piece of my heart.

[SenorJalapeno]

Sheesh! I do not like either choice. I exercise my buddha privilege and change the question. Lmao!

Nervous wreck or Wreck others' nerves?

[SenorJalapeno]

OYE! Becoming Like Me is not all that bad, Person Above Me.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes. In the beginning, I would try to minimize my screen and all, but then, I realized, why should I care? I'm the boss! So, now I flaunt BWL for all to see.

How true is this statement in your life: 'Its not how you pick your nose, its where you put the booger?'

[SenorJalapeno]

A few new words for your consideration:

Cohobbitant- one who dwells with another, or in the same place or country, for instance, Boo, Buddha, Khushi, Ness. Serio and Tayba in BWL, Ninjitsu in CA;

Hobbitual- of the nature of a hobbit; fixed by or resulting from hobbit: hobbitual courtesy; being such by hobbit.

Hobbit-forming- ending to cause or encourage addiction, esp. through physiological dependence for instance, 'My life needs the Hobbit as it needs air.'

Hobbitat- the natural environment of a hobbit, for instance, BWL, Buddha's heart…; place that is natural for the life and growth of an organism, for instance 'a tropical hobbitat' which would be Rani in the Philippines! Yay!

Hobbitant- a resident, a dweller in a Hobbit's heart and mind, for instance, 'Craajee Buddha.' Uh huh!

Inhobbitation- to exist or be situated within; dwell in, any place where Rani is always in one's mind; to reside, occupy, tenant, populate a place that may be used as an office, a home, or a place of temporary rest, but where Rani is ever present in one's thoughts and affections.

Hobbitude- a hobbitual attitude or hobbitual association.

[SenorJalapeno]

Tada! Mine is up. I was one of the first! Do I win a prize? I do? Oh, thank you. Thank you. So, as my prize I would like to go a certain someone's kitchen. Lmao! And you thought I'd have given up on that one right? Home cooked meal, here I come.

[SenorJalapeno]

Let's go beat up the doctor. Lol.

[SenorJalapeno]

A dog. I have no idea why.

Do you play with beads of condensation on your soda-glass?

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes indidio! I am very cute. Wait! Were you saying my 'sheesh' is cute or that I am cute when I say 'sheesh?' In any case, I am very cute. I am also very humble. If you doubt my claim, you may ask anyone else except the 'Triumvirate of Terror,' Ness, Khushi, Kavita, and Oh! especially Oreo. Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Don't go where? Oh, the er place where all chocolates go to melt and…well, how about that 2005 huh? All innocent and stuff? But, by the looks of it, 2008 seems to be the year of forks, pokes, booby-traps and well, we cannot leave out chocolate now, can we?

See? I went no where.

[SenorJalapeno]

'When you leave, no one is gonna call me these sweet names…'

OYE! What the heck are you talking about? What about Hobbit? Vertically challenged? There is no gratitude in this world anymore, I tell ya! Khushi ji, you messed it up for me. Lol. I cannot come up with better sweet names like 'bacha' and 'shweetoo' and 'candle of hope.' You buy a book for those names or what?

[SenorJalapeno]

Sheesh! Wrote a dang long message and it got abducted! I was saying: Rani, sheesh, I am so scared- I put up my avatar picture. Did I jump the gun or were we supposed to put them up. If we were not, sorry, little one, I wasn't paying attention. It's all Ness' fault…she keeps talking about er forks, poking and then there is this thing about the Marquis…the woman is evil!

Please do not pull out your hair (more importantly, please do not pull out mine). I will take it down if you want me to, but I wanted you to know I like the picture I put up.

Now, Goose Fraba…Goose Fraba…nope, ain't workin' I need coffee to de-stress. Ninja, you coming?

[SenorJalapeno]

'…then they are missing out on something.'

My sentiments exactly.

PS: It never showed when I 'Posted' it the first time, so I 'Posted' it again.

[SenorJalapeno]

'…then they are missing out on something.'

My sentiments exactly.

[SenorJalapeno]

Now, about the er 'booby' prize, here is a multiple choice question No. 34

a.

b.

c.

d.

Please choose one of the above. I am so going to die laughing. Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

Cartoons! So, sue me. Lmao!

If you were to be a cartoon, who would you rather be?

1. Calvin?

2. Charlie Brown?

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