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Football!

Which of these dares would you choose? Squeeze Lemon zest in the eye OR rub a Jalapeno on the earlobe?

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Behind-the-scene gawker!

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Egg-layer!

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Sophie's choice Lol! Tennis with a bucket load of wet tennis balls is awesome!

Ripe-tomato baseball or Water-balloon dodgeball?

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Yay! Audience! I will not disappoint you. I promise. Lmao!

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Well, sadly, the surgery didn't work. Lmao! But, don't you worry, I am more adept at these sort of things. Slice and dice. Yes Ma'am. So, when do we schedule the surgery?

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Raspberry it is!

Run at dawn or bike at dusk?

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Ah! We've played this game before I gather. Lmao! I never played it when I was a kid but my cousin tried with one of our neighbor's daughter, several years our senior, and got his kisser re-arranged.

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Fettuccine ala worms!

Ice Cream: Cup or Cone?

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I don't know if I do, but I usally can't sleep Lmao! I think life is too damn short to spend most of it sleeping. I'm afraid the finer moments of life may pass me by when I'm asleep and that my dreams may not be as thrilling as life.

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You need a proper whack over the head to align both of your hemispheres, then you wouldn't be that confused. I would have made such a wonderful physician. Lol! You would have made an interesting patient as well. Lmao!

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Seoul, South Korea a long time ago for two days.

Has anyone been to Tangiers ? (Lamer still, but wanted to honor the tradition Lol).

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Whassamattuh? Pink-eye? Lmao! Now you know why I call the woman a Dragon. Damn post looks like the bathroom in a friend's house.

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Lmao! Aww come on, DancyPants, you would love it so much, you'd be one of us. We would turn you in a erm flash!

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Sheesh! Woman, how awful was your day? You are bumming me out. Want me to call you? Change question.

Fettuccine at home: Cut em' up and eat them politely with a fork or pick em' up with your hands and slurp them in like worms?

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Mr. Krishnamurthi (Fourth-grade Hindi teacher and Hitler's distant cousin)

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Double yuck? Dang it woman, in one fell swoop you insulted both cheeks. We are going to the 'fire dance' this weekend, which is just a fancy term for a bunch of men dancing naked around (at a respectable distance) a log fire. We yell and shout make ourselves a nuisance to the farming community a few kilometers away Lol. When we go into the 'Palengke' the next morning for breakfast, the older folk have this scornful look but the younger women giggle and blush.

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Depends on how gorgeous the woman seated next to me Lmao! No. I find it movie miseries more orchestrated and less moving. I did cry a couple of times: Once in Saving Private Ryan, and several times watching Band of Brothers. War movies tear me up…especially when a grown warrior weeps over a fallen comrade. There is a pathos far beyond the pen of the most insightful of poets in those tears.

Flower for a flame: On occasion or Occasionally?

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Yup! Y'all walk about on the beach. Stay away from the lake this weekend. Its 'bottoms up' day for the lads. Lmao!

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Alone in bed! At least for now. Lol.

Movie madness: Laugh aloud in comedies or scream bloody hades in horror movies?

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