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Since she is not answering, allow me Lmao! Her name starts with a C and just like yours, has a Z in there somewhere. Now, if you have any desire to live a long life, hide. Lol! Well, I guess you don't have to hide, but I gotta. Ciao! Talk to you later if I survive the immanent armageddon.

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IM

Telepathic or Telepathetic?

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Back-pack

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Clue: 'We who are about to die, salute you.'

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Sigh! If only my feet could dance as well as my heart does! I'd be in Rio shaking it from end to end! Hello Ms. Nessecity! How are you?

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Taj Mahal

A place where men slaughtered beasts and beasts slaughtered men and men slaughtered men in times past?

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A caped-cartoon ma'am, caped cartoon!

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Sigh!

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You are. Always.

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Eaten off someone? Yum! Actually equally yum if eaten with a spoon. Spoon! Erm, well, some other time. Lmao!

Frozen caramelized Rose Petals with Lite Whip?

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Pants. Lmao!

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Have you ever had an experience when a moment of random retrospection is immediately suffixed by a gut-wrenching song on the radio? I was thinking of a friend in the US for whom I had feelings that could most certainly not be categorized as 'friendly' in the platonic sense and almost as if by decree the radio began to play this song:

If he brings you happiness
Then I wish you all the best
It's your happiness that matters most of all
But if he ever breaks your heart
If the teardrops ever start
I'll be there before the next teardrop falls

Si te quire de verdad
Y te da felicidad
Te deseo lo mas bueno pa'los dos
Pero si te hace llorar
A mime puedes hablar
Y estare contigo cuando treste estas

I'll be there anytime
You need me by your side
To drive away every teardrop that you cried

And if he ever leaves you blue
Just remember, I love you
And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls
And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls

Should I lament the fact that I could have had the love that would have lasted a life-time or should I mourn the fact that the one I loved, instead loved another, who masqueraded as the 'One,' while juggling 'Three.' Or should I bewail that I could have done something I have not done? Emotionally bankruptcy, you are me.

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It's because you are…well…weird!

More facts about our Ninjitsu? I so need protection. Erm anyone know the hotline for the FBI Witness Protection Program?

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I see a tunnel at the end of the light Lmao! Been very busy. But dark days are ending soon. Lol.

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No thanks! Have enough around here. Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! How are you?

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Happy Birthday Boo! May all you wish be yours and more.

(PS: How nice of Ninja to have a little child make you a Birthday Note. Lmao! I gotta go hide now).

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Ran into a girl from my past. We were so alike when we did not agree and so unlike when we did. It was an intrique at best and never meant to last. Yet, more than a mere sliver of life remains strewn over that forest floor where I first found and lost…she of the siren smile and seductive sway. Un plaisir doux à ne pas être le mien mais pourtant ma erreur préférée.

I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning
That you don't care for me anymore

I made up the bed we sleep in
I looked at the clock when you creep in
It's 6 a.m. and I'm alone

Did you know when you go
It's the perfect ending
To the bad day I was just beginning
When you go all I know is
You're my favorite mistake

Your friends are sorry for me
They watch you pretend to adore me
But I'm no fool to this game

Now here comes your secret lover
She'd be unlike any other
Until your guilt goes up in flames

You're my favorite mistake

Well maybe nothin' lasts forever
Even when you stay together
I don't need forever after
It's your laughter won't let me go
So I'm holding on this way

Did you know, could you tell
You were the only one
That I ever loved
Now everything's so wrong

Did you see me walking by?
Did it ever make you cry?

You're my favorite mistake
You're my favorite mistake
You're my favorite mistake

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I need a better avatar? Lmao! This coming from the woman whose avatar could only be Gollum in borrowed basketball shorts looking for earthworms in the rain. The gloves are off missy! Put em up! Its a fight to the death. Most probably mine, but who the heck cares? Lmao!

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I'm fine! Came home early and took a long shower. Sitting by open window, enjoying the soothing after-rain breeze, drinking chilled grape juice and munching on nachos and salsa listening to Nat King Cole. Life is good!

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God has been merciful to me today, my friend. I am well. Thank you for asking. How are you?

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