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Both.

Eggnog (Yuck!) or Sparkling Grape Juice?

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The precious few

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Wha? Sheesh dang it! I should have posted earlier. Lmao! Hey person above me, how about you repeat your post?

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I agree with everything you've said except for the last line. Buttercup? Think Pink, Ness. Think Pink. Lmao! Alie, remember, you can't and shouldn't hurt brothers. Lol! Whew!

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I BELONG TO NEW YORK CITY!
You're the energetic, ambitious type.
And only NYC is fast enough for you.
Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
Or simply take in all the city has to offer.

THE PART OF YOU THAT NO ONE SEES!
You are compassionate, caring, and soothing.
You like other people to depend on you…
In fact, you don't feel right unless you are helping someone out.
Underneath it all, you feel the burden of everyone's problems.
Without your guidance, you fear that many people's worlds would fall apart.
You like to feel in charge, even if it brings you a lot of stress.

THE UNDERWEAR ORACLE
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.

HOW MUCH ENVY DO YOU HAVE
Envious? You? No way!
You're happy with what you've got going on, and what someone else has doesn't change that.
When people succeed, you are happy for them. You know you'll get yours eventually!

ARE YOU A GOOD COOK?
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire…

Cwap! Who started this thing? You ruined my life. I am addicted to these stupid quizzes Lmao! I blame you for not being able to work.

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Hello Rani! How have you been? I'm once again perched in my favorite corner in the cafe trying to stare out of a large window frosted with beads of condensation from an over-zealous air-conditioner bent on spreading upper Bronchitis with Christmas cheer. Some one has drawn a Snowman on the window and I am trying to make out what is on the other side through the intermittent melted areas…not that different from trying to foretell the future- certain things about our future are already apparent in our present and some remain hidden from us in plain-sight. As the prophet says: 'Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision.'

I will be in the Christmas Eve service in a few hours and I am so looking forward to scalding my friends with melted wax during the candlelight service. Lmao! One of my favorite traditions during Christmas. This will be my 17th Christmas away from home. Sigh!

I have missed you, as I have the other two permanent members of Club Crazy. Hope all is well with all of you. It will soon be…with me…but perhaps not with my friends, as they busily try to scrape off hot-wax off their hands. I have no idea why they cannot remember I do this to them every Christmas Eve service. Perhaps I should amend Santayana's comment- 'He who forgets the past is condemned to experience it anew.' Amen!

Be good and stay out of trouble (I know its hard…Lol…but do try).

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Excellent question forum name in reverse! I guess when folks feel that strongly about something, in this case, religion, they feel the need to 'infidel' anyone that does not subscribe to their neck of the woods and slaughter them in the name of whoever it is they offer their prayers to, which I seriously suspect are being received.

I have never killed literally or figuratively anyone for religion. However, I am quite willing to kill and be killed for coffee, cricket and as of the moment, a steaming hot Caramel Macchiato.

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Attention! Persons above me. Lmao! Never mind. Pagal huh? Stop introducing yourself all the time. We know who you are.

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Darn free refills at the cafe! If I drink any more coffee, I'd be crapping beans. Sorry! I just had to say it.

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Your gifts are useful, appropriate, and custom tailored to each person.
In your opinion, the best gifts are gifts that someone will actually use.
Your gifts may not be the most glamourous, but they are always appreciated.

Sheesh! Hate that I am a foregone conclusion. Lol.

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Here is one of those songs that makes one go 'Yuck' and/or 'Yum' and/or 'Sigh!' Each time I listen to the song, its either Yuck, Yum or Sigh or all three. Deep sigh!

Bichhde abhi to ham bas kal parson

Jioongi main kaise, is haal mein barson

Maut na aayi teri yaad kyon aayi

Hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai

Honthon pe aaye meri jaan duhai

Hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai



Ek to sajan mere paas nahin re

Duje milan di koi aas nahin re -2

Uspe yeh sawan aaya -2

Aag lagaayi, hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai



Toote zamaane tere haath nigode, haath nigode

Dil se dilon ke tune sheeshe tode, sheeshe tode

Hijr ki oonchi, hijr ki oonchi deevaar banaayi

Hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai



Baag ujad gaye, baag ujad gaye khilne se pehle

Panchhi bichhad gaye milne se pehle -2

Koyal ki kook, koyal ki kook ne hook uthaayi

Hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai

Honthon pe aaye meri jaan, duhai

Hay lambi judai

Chaar dinon ka pyaar ho rabba

Badi lambi judai, lambi judai 

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OYE! Ms. AmPink.HaveScales.CanFly.BreatheFire! Loony huh? How does that go…? It takes one…ah! I see you got it.

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Attention! Attention! Persons above me! Thank you.

PS: Carry on.

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Lmao! I can see myself all red and rumbling. All I need is a prancing horse on my forehead. Vrooom!

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Hobbit!

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Now I've heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

But you don't really care for music, do you?

It goes like this

The fourth, the fifth

The minor fall, the major lift

The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you

She tied you

To a kitchen chair

She broke your throne, and she cut your hair

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain

I don't even know the name

But if I did, well really, what's it to you?

There's a blaze of light

In every word

It doesn't matter which you heard

The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn't much

I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch

I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you

And even though

It all went wrong

I'll stand before the Lord of Song

With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah

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Tayba, fling it against the wall. I promise you, it will work. If it doesn't you just have to go buy a new phone. At least, you could tell folks that your friend erm helped you buy a new phone. Lmao! I drank way too much coffee today.

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Back-rub! Perk!

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All is well on this side of the Pacific. Long Christmas vacation coming up so Woohoo!

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Wives should be beaten once a day as a general rule! Lmao! I can see all the women in here looking for knives and what not! Im just kidding! Considering the sort of woman I am attracted to, chances are, I'd be the one beaten up once a day.

On a more erm SERIOUS note, Oye Ninjitsu! I intend to lay hands on my wife all day, every day. She is welcome to return the favor. Okies, I getting my mind out of the gutter. Normal service has resumed in my life and you shall (ALAS!) see more of me presently.

Hello Boo, Kavita, Ness, Ninjitsu, Rani, Tayba…who am I forgetting? None! Whew! Lmao! Hello Alie! (Alie and Ness, thank you for the encouraging messages. They were very much appreciated).

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