[SenorJalapeno]

To the one who has been 'got:'

I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause everytime I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is fallin' on my window pane
But we are hidin' in a safer place
Under cover stayin' dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

They start in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Where ever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Where ever you go

What am I gonna say
When you make me feel this way
I just-mmm…

It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Where ever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Where ever you go

Dada dada dadada dada dum…
Mmm mmm…

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

It starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feelin' shows
'Cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me ti-i-ight

Where ever, Where ever, Where ever you go
Where ever, Where ever, Where ever you go

PS: Keep staring. If he's got your attention, he sure is a MAN among men.

[SenorJalapeno]

Temporary

[SenorJalapeno]

Long drive! (Long walk usually means quick death).

Sand in your underpants or water in your shoes?

[SenorJalapeno]

Fairly? Lmao! It was accurate person above me.

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Wha? Silly? Hmm as I recall I am not the one who is given to high-pitched World War II era bomb-raid siren giggles. No prizes for guessing right, serious monkiee above me.

[SenorJalapeno]

Uh huh!

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Say Something Totally Random. There! I successfully copied Ninja. Sheesh, Ninjitsu! Where are you? Hope all is well with you.

[SenorJalapeno]

It does take a monkey to see the monkeyness in the other! What do you say primate above me? Since when did dragons earn the right to call monkeys monkeys?

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Flirting does not always work…especially at the Lufthansa check-in counter. Lmao! I once was having trouble with baggage. I had to carry this stupid duffel bag -imagine the girth of a Stegosaurus' belly and the length of a Brontosaurus' neck- for a friend and was trying to convince the woman behind the counter that I can somehow shove the thing in the overhead bin. I thought saying 'You have a beautiful smile' would help…since she did have a beautiful smile. Alas! Once I said it, the smile turned to a monstrous frown and I had to check the canvas Shrek and cough up a fortune going over the limit. Flirting is costly.

[SenorJalapeno]

Of all the wonderful blessings God has bestowed upon me, one of my favorite ones is the experience of going over for a cup of coffee at Starbucks each morning! They holler out my name before both my feet are over the threshold, smile as if they haven't seen me in ages, inquire about my day even though it is but 7am in the morning, give me a steaming mug of coffee even if it comes at a steep price, and wish me the best of days. Some set off girly giggles when I politely flirt with a quiet comment about a particular shade of lipstick, the copious amount of mascara or eye-shadow or even pink toddler-shoes that war with the black apron and white and khaki outfit.

Small price to pay for such a great start to the day. Thank you God for the little things of life that make such a big impact on my life. Life is beautiful even when it is not. Oh, and for you my friends, I wish you the best of days all through the week.

[SenorJalapeno]

*Chows Banana and slings back the peel* Hello back Ms.IveGottaDanceALot above me!

[SenorJalapeno]

'Tell me about myself.' Lmao! Hello all you patrons of Cafe Lachrymose!

[SenorJalapeno]

Somebody, please get either of these butts to either of their places please? Thank you.

[SenorJalapeno]

Try the underwire? Lol! I've got enough concerns in my life than to entangle myself in any kind underwire. Thanks but no thanks.

[SenorJalapeno]

Yes they are different. Telugu sounds much better Lmao!

[SenorJalapeno]

My name? If you ask the brat who has forced me to adopt her, I go by 'Donkey.' If you ask our most beautiful Rani, I go by 'Buddha.' If you ask the innocent folk that live around the lake a few clicks past my place, I go by 'Flasher.' But, I really am Sam.

Hey person above me! Happy new year. Same goes for all others above person above me.

[SenorJalapeno]

No need to cheat smartie pants. Ain't no awards ain't no punishment. But, glad you laughed. Looks like its been a precious commodity of late. Sheesh, I'm in a Telugu music mood. Sandepoddu megham pulajallu kurisenu nedu…ah!

[SenorJalapeno]

Wonder bras. They make little look like a lot. Poor men who fall for abundant cleavage should pay attention to the erm curve next to the arm. Dang underwire must be ouch. What happened to bouncy bouncy bouncy? I gotta get outta here. Lmao!

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Oye Pepto-bismol! Chin up sister, better days ahead.

[SenorJalapeno]

Go to church for New Year's Eve service. Party with a few friends, make sure all drunken friends are home safe, go home, thank God I survived one more year and sleep.

Same question please.

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