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Just today?

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Lol! No big deal. If my friends have a little laugh at my expense and if that makes their day better, it definitely does mine. I hope Rani has a giggle out of it just as you did.

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Tayba, if you want to meet a lot of hot guys, you should come over here in the Summer. Plenty of hot guys (and just about everything else) around here.

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I picked up this 'Eish' from a few Americans that live in the Philippines that used to live in South Africa. I spent a few days with them this month and now I have 'Eish' and 'Sheesh.' My vocabulary of non-words that don't make much sense is now rapidly increasing.

Oh, and I did not call myself a buttwipe. That little woman with knees that have dreams of reaching higher up than they actually can did. Sheesh! And I used to think you pay attention to what people say. Lol.

PS: Hello Ninjitsu. I'm glad that you are on the same time I am. Good to see you.

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It should be: 'You lil buttwipe, try and smack me and see where my FOOT goes.' I don't think your knee is going to reach that far. Lmao! Eish! I am going to die laughing.

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When I was younger, I often got nervous around beautiful women. There was this sister of a friend, who was off in college in the US that came back for the Summer. I had never seen her before and when I was introduced to her, I said: 'Hi, you pleasure me.' Gawd, I wanted to kill myself. Fortunately, she obviously has a hearing problem. She said: 'Its a pleasure to meet you too.' Whew!

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Randon…erm Lani…wait! Rani! If I did not know how crazy you are, this dedication and the 'battling dragons together' would scare me a bit. You are nuts. Stapling your pants is a dangerous thing. As much as I can see you doing that, try not to staple yourself.

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Senor Jalapeno is one hot pepper but a very old, shriveled up pepper. Trust it satisfies your curiosity. Lmao! Green forum? Sounds interesting. Kavita ji may not approve though Lol.

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Even if you did get to know each other, I feel as if does not do one any good, especially if the other just decides at some point in the relationship to quit. I have this acquaintance who went out with her boyfriend for nearly a decade. Bloke turned out to be a keeper in every sense of the word, so the woman slowly became open to the idea that they have sufficiently and significantly known each other enough to get hitched. Strangely, the man did not morph or mutate. He just calmly informed the woman over dinner one evening after a few months of being married that he does not want to be married anymore. It was not another woman. It was not a dreadful disease. He was not gay, nor was he into substance abuse. He just did not want to be married. She cried out to a friend of mine for help, but, ultimately, we could not do anything but watch their marriage fall apart and end in annulment.

This is not an argument for dating and courtship as much as it is not an argument for arranged marriages. The more I speak with married friends of mine, I realize that on some days love and lust just don't cut it- you have to work at your marriage, diligently, consistently, and conscientiously, even if it means you spill your guts on the floor and have to clean them up yourself. It helps if you find the man or woman who make such work seem like stuffing your face with a Blueberry Cheesecake and washing it down with a cold San Pellegrino. So far I haven't. I don't know if I ever will.

But, I am not so sure if this 'knowing' each other endeavor is going to pay off for me. I am not saying it will not entirely, but just that I have some rudimentary problems with the idea- Say, I show too much too soon of what is in head and my heart, I run the risk of looking desperate, and should the woman think I am, my actions would justify her concerns. Say, I show too much too late, I run the risk of looking secretive and as suffering from the proverbial 'skeleton in the closet' syndrome. I once overheard a woman in a cafe say to another woman: 'If he seems like he is too good to be true, then he probably is.' If it was not against my conviction to hit a woman, believe you me, I would have smacked that woman right into the middle of her next period.

We all have skeletons- some look like Herring stripped clean and others like a Brachiosaurus parked on your fancy rug in the living room- I got skeletons. I am not afraid of my skeletons. Trouble is the women that try to get to know me, keep looking for the closet. There ain't no closet. My skeletons live out in the open and I am unafraid of them. I wait for the woman who will love me not for the sparse sprinkling of good qualities I may have super-glue-grafted on to my character after peeling them off a cheap Self-help paperback I picked up at the used books shop. I wait for the woman who will love me for the weaknesses I am unafraid to show. Because, I know that it is not my 'qualities' that will keep my marriage from failing, but my woman's commitment to me in spite of the gargantuan gaps in my character, for she would know too, that is exactly how I feel.

Whew! I need to get myself a coffee. My feet are cold and my brains are on fire. Lmao!

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Lmao! If that cracked you up, I can see you on the floor in stitches if I actually showed up at your door wearing one.

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Rani, you crack me up. So I'm a random guy huh? Next time I am in the Yay area, someone's going to get smacked over the head if I can find them.

Alie, I cannot try a wonderbra. I am flat-chested Lmao!

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I thought hobbits hobbled about looking for things that interest them in the Yay area, but apparently they sleep…which explains why Buddhas don't get to see them often. Thanks for the explanation, person above me.

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Most people are looking for the guy or girl who has the missing piece to complete their lives. Sadly, I am looking for the girl who has the missing life to complete my piece. Imagine my frustration.

PS: I hope along with my missing life, she also has a garage full of Jaguars, at least one BMW (7 Series), a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, a Shelby GT, an Aston Martin Vanquish, an Audi Quattro, a few random selections from Ducati, Aprilla and Yamaha, the Yellow Camaro from Transformers, and a La Marzoco Cappuccino machine. Oh, a nice coffee plantation in Costa Rica with some beach-front property would not hurt. Wait a minute, wait a minute…I know what's missing in my life! Lmao!

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Yes. There are times we feel lonely even when we are surrounded by many and feel surrounded even when we are alone (my niece says when you feel surrounded but are alone, it is time to start praying or start running). On a separate note, I stick flowers in Perrier bottles Lol! There is something about the green bottle and a daisy in it that makes my desk look like a park and my work a romantic getaway.

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Lol! I have been without sleep for 48 hours taking care of a friend's sister who has Dengue. I was dying to sleep six hours ago and now I cannot sleep! Sheesh. Do you have trouble sleeping person above me?

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Should try a venti cappuccino with six shots of espresso. Gets your heart pounding.

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All roads lead erm home, person above me.

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Long weekend! Good to get away from it all once in a while.

Movie marathons: Mixed bag or strictly one genre?

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Oatmeal! Cannot imagine wasting good guacamole on my face. It was meant for my stomach.

Plain yogurt or Fruity yogurt?

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Milk? Hmm 'Milk does a body good…' Oh No! I'm going to be undone by curves and a killer wit! Oh well! There is always the prospect of other things getting undone later I guess. Lmao! Watch out person above me.

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