This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off
the light but saw that there were people in the shed in the process of stealing
things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and
he said no, but explained the situation. Then they said that all patrols were busy,
and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.” Then he
hung up.
Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance
showed up at the Phillips’ residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
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