4 years :O

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4 years??? dayemmm..no wonder theres a sense of some boringness in here whenever she appears. heres to the not so unique princess…thanx for all the boringness u showed us and make us realize that theres so many other interesting people that we are suppose to meet outside.

Awwww jaan thank you for this I love you lots <3

Thank you for all the compliments. Its so true that you've been here only for a while and Alhumdulilah our friendship has become close. I am so glad we met. You truly inspire me to want to be a better person, and there's not many people left in my life who make me want to do that . I appreciate you.

lol…dreamer…. yuppp thas me!

I can't believe its been four years since I joined this place. I remember seeing the 'Lyric writing' section in the old forum and thought I'd read up on the poems people had written and maybe share some of my own. However when I opened the section I saw no poetry….. little did I know I had unleashed the magic that is BWL into my life I love you guys. I have met some of my very best friends on here without whom I could not imagine my life. In fact just last night Asma was saying 'it feels like I've known you my whole life' and I said 'Sometimes I wonder how I lived my life when you wasn't there' and that goes for all my dear friends here. You guys know who you are. I love you and want to say THANK YOU for being there for me when I couldn't talk to nobody else….I joined this place in the summer of '03… highschool had just finished… I was only 16 then. Now I am nearly 21… I have turned from a teenager into a young woman and this place has been one of the few constant things in my life, even though changes have taken place here too… but without change life wouldn't go on. I could say more but I'll leave it at this… THANK YOU for being a special part of my life.

Big hugs to my sistaz here xxx

Yup, I've arrived fashionably late as usual!

To one of the most beautiful beings I have ever 'met'! Kind, gentle, loving, hilarious, at times mysterious , strong and last but not least REAL!!! And that's just the beginning…

I have just two words more: THANK YOU!

Tayaba my schweettt ! Just as this forum means so much to you, you mean so much to this forum.

Im glad to have met this forum and met you

~~~~~ Hugs ~~~~~~

You're funny, schweett strong definitely… Thanks for the advice and the support

I agree with NEss about your being real >> and you know its always good to be keepin' it real.

~muahs~

Thank you Nessa! I am touched..! lol mysterious? I didn't know I was, but I like it -hug-

Kavita, thank you. That was a very sweet post… . Its been a pleasure knowing you too xxx

Marine, thank you for the flower emoticons lol. There's one that says Happy Birthday though

Of course Tabz – your forum birthday

oh yes LOL oops!

*goes to shake Ninja's hand but pulls her in a hug instead* awwh why you not in a huggy mood? okay hand shake will do fine till you are!

lol awww u meany! give ur sista a hug from me instead =D

thanks for that hun. I don't really care what he says though and oye, nonsense, sometimes?!?! Examples puhhleaaseee!

Ah we all know that oreo's words have to be excused

lol! too many to name? more like too less for u to remember

don't worry though hun lol I really don't care whether he means it or not! he's not that important!

guess what ji? ……

………..

………….

ILY

Yeah thats oreo's style for us >> I m sure if he didnt care about BWL, he wouldnt even log in here.

Yummin> your sister comes to you for a hug? Omg wow..didnt know that happens anymore! Aww, hug her.

I'm in a similar mood. I hope we both feel better soon. x

YOu welcome love.

The reason it says iHappy B-DAY is cause its your forum B-DAY

hey yummy and tabz >> aww ..time alone is good for working things out with ourselves I hope you two feel better soon

Hey marine how r u doing?! You must be busy with all that fun you having hmm?

Thanks Kavi. I'm okay now! x

Geesh girl that was a fast reply! Are you superwoman or super typer lol

Superwoman, supertyper > or maybe she just has DSL.

hey all.

Kavs yah i am having fun i'm having a blast lol but i have to go now so i will write more later

Heyyy

~muahs~

Ofcourse I'm fast!! Anything but slow? better be any good thing foberina!

I'm just superwoman

Oh nooo! I'm oh so late! But better late than never!

My dearest Tayba,

I can't believe I have known you for almost 2 years now! (2 years right? I joined 2 years ago? sheesh! I don't even remember!) It feels like forever! I'm really glad we became friends, Tayba. You are an amazing person…I love the way you are so selfless and caring to almost everyone! And you give great advice! I can go to you when I'm upset, and I know I'll walk away feeling much better. You have been there for me in the past, and I hope I can be there for you whenever you need me. May Allah (SWT) make our friendship stronger and may it last forever…Ameen.

Tere Dard-e-Dil Ki Dava Hum Karenge
Na Kuchh Kar Sake Toh Dua Hum Karenge

Ameen. Ameen.>May Allah (SWT) give you the best in this world and in the next, Inshallah. You're always in my duas. Ameen.>

Ameen. Ameen.>May Allah (SWT) give you the best in this world and in the next, Inshallah. You're always in my duas. Ameen.> I love you oh so much.

Rani that was beautiful. You made me smile so much. Thank you jaan . Yes it has been about two years I think, maybe a little longer. I am equally glad that I found you. I have made such a great friend in you and on random days when things haven't been all that, you have made me laugh like crazy and I am so grateful. Ameeeen Thumma Ameeen May our friendship always remain strong. Yes we better meet Insha'Allah when you come over!!! We have a whole plan worked out =D and if you come with ninja we have another plan worked out regarding a certain packet of food…. lmaooo!. I hope you know that I'm always here for you to

Thumma Ameen. May He also grant you the very best in both worlds! Ameen. I love ya!

I have a q : What does Ameen mean? Is it like saying Amen ?

Ahhh

Thanks

Tayba – Love you.

aw! You should have said it! You live miles away, ninja can't hurt you, I'm the one that's gonna die! lol.

I'll say it…Tayba…will be waving… Oreo cookies in the air! That's how we'll know it's her in a crowd! LMAO!

Apparently, Tayba ji you is fast too. You are not the Road Runner now are you? (Beep! Beep!)

I love you duderino .

lmao, its not the first time I have been called the Road Runner ji. You never know, I may well be! *beeeeep*

Tayaba is our BWL superwoman! Agree with Ninja 100% – Tayaba you are very caring. ~hugs~

aww! Can I have a superwoman suit then? no a superwoman abaya =D How cool wud dat look?! lmao! and a hot scarf with it lmao!

Thanks kavzzz -hugssss-

As they say back home, if you want to be a superwoman or a superman, just wear your underwear outside and you are ready to go.

obviously u still live in the 70s!!

Serio ji, I dont live in the 70s, but the other way round: the 70s live in and through me. But, permit me to commend you for possessing the esoteric gift of eloquently stating the obvious. Exciting!

yes senorJay, its part of my social service to this forum. and let me eloquently state another obvious thing as well. whats up with all the jargons? yes we know u are good with words, but too much of it..and it turns you into a show-off. thats my take anyways.

Lmao! You think I'm good with words? On my best day I huff and puff at the tail end of any post by Boo, Ness, Kavita, and the three. You are not that bad yourself, that is, when you are not fooling around with strange desserts that shape-shift and explode among other things. As for jargon, I am afraid its the result of ageing. You actually missed me by a decade ji. Im from the sixties. How's that for old?

Modest and effecient, the world is gona be amazed by superwoman =D

lol I love you. Man I have to go out and get my friend a wedding present. I was at the mall y'day too, I think the traders are probably sick of me :p

No fighting? Really now? What about all the talk about roti-rollers? What was that for may I ask? Permanently perming hair -and brains if I might add? If push comes to shove, I would gladly fight Tayba ji (Ouch Ouch Ouch Old) and Rani ji (apparently its in the grapevine that she is short) but you, Ninja ji…you know martial arts Lmao! We be friends. You protect me. Lol!

I am already ur superwoman ji 😉

I'm not sure, I'm thinking a really nice antique type jewellery box, new brides always recieve lots of jewellery na? So it would be nice I suppose. Also an Islamic book on the blessings of marriage and things like that. I'm still not sure :S

ok, ness i can understand…boo maybe 50-50, but the three??? hmmmm….now im seriously thinking that u might have been drugged by them.

thats the result of ageing?? oh boy..resistance is futile? im talking abt myself by the way.

u from the sixties, im from the 70s..not a big difference to me. and besides, old is gold.

Shopping! Wedding presents! Fastest way to kill a man's interest in a thread Lol!

Shopping is such a chore, and buying wedding presents is such a headache. If you think 'practical' it may turn out to be one of many -twelve curling irons, eleven waffle makers, ten oven toasters, nine wind-chimes, eight wet-grinders, seven egg-beaters, six laundry-irons, five pressure-cookers, four sets of china, three microwaves, two thermal blankets and a partridge in a pear tree- or think fancy -art, coffee table literature, vacation trips, gift-cheques to the Spa- Sheesh! No wonder I loathe wedding invitations.

Cool? I thought you said Tayba ji was old? Sheesh! Looks like you tested the roti-roller one too many times on your own head. Make up your mind? Is she old? Is she cool? Is she superwoman? Is she road-runner?

Well, if she is as 'old' as you claim she is, and if 'old is gold' as Serio ji claims it is, Tayba ji, please come here…I'm going to scrape a bit of your super-skin and make me some money! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

OYE serio, what do u mean we drugged him? and if we did, we have to be pretty clever to do it, because Senor J over here seems widely alert 24/7 lmao. Ninja we may b old, but oh we are superb =D

SenorJ – Remind me to get you nothing for your wedding :p also – sorry you can't scrape my skin!

Tayba ji, I'm afraid I am of the 'Always the best-man but never the groom' kind. Have no desire to get married. But, if you insist on getting me a gift, how about the new BMW M3? Heard its the closest to heaven on wheels one could ever hope to get! Please?

I can't just give you a car. That's not superwoman style. First I have to see you are in immediate threat of danger, so go and situate yourself in the car show room and try and have a nasty fall. Then I will swoop down from the sky and save you, knock you out myself and then disappear even before you come to your senses. I will leave you a note telling you to threaten them by telling them you are planning to sue them for negligence. Someone 'accidently' left a lot of water on the floor. They will get very worried and va la, in a bid to save themselves, they will offer you the car. Great plan, right?

Bahahahaha!!!!!

The “Please?” at the end was too hilarious!!

Tayba ji, do you scare yourself with your thoughts at times? Because you sure scared the hell outta me right there. Please, Superwoman ji, stay away from me. No cars needed. Definitely no super-thought plans needed either. Ninjaaaaa rescue me

No I think the plan was great, stop being a chiiiiiicken!!!! jeez! mayb I should get the car 4 serio – that is providing he doesn't kill the owners and take it himself anyway lmao!

ur too old to drive buddy. Get an old people's scooter and scram! lmao kidding. I'll make you a special super woman type car 😉

jeez these old people get so cranky. You remind me of Grampa Simpson – you're the female version

Shut your trap grampa! go fall asleep on your chair! lol ilyyy

Lmao! Yeah, some great plan. Easy to say when you are not the one whose lights are put out. That aside, Chicken sounds just about right. I have been eating so much chicken lately, I would not be surprised if I woke up at dawn, flapped my wings and crowed till everyone one in the coop was awake.

PS: Stupid Wi-fi in Starbucks giving me trouble again. Looks like I missed some interesting chitchat between some old folk about chairs and scooters Lol.

Yes senor, be careful, that chicken could really be getting to your head!

Tabz and Ninja – what is this with old people..wud ya lay it off already.. poor old dudes and dudettes .. aint like they living the life anymore

OYE! If I'm short, then I'm sure I can reach one place that would hurt as hell if I hit you there. So stay away from me.

Gotta say something here (albeit short and sweet;)

Im really really, truly glad 4 years ago taybz u decided to join our lovely green bwl. Your a beautiful person and i'm proud to call you a friend xxxx

OYE! If I'm short, then I'm sure I can reach one place that would hurt as hell if I hit you there. So stay away from me.

Careful ji, rampaging hobbit!!!! Guard ur 'nether regions'! rotflmao!!!!!

rotfl @ rani's repsonse to senor J – senor, BEWARE dude..BEWARE1!

Nessa – shush it.

Kavita-

There isn't just one thing I like about Tayba ji. I love everything about her. She has a very beautiful personality. She's fun and psycho, but she knows when to be serious. She has great advice and is always willing to listen and/or help. She never fails to bring a smile on my face and I am truly blessed to be able to call her my friend.

I can go on and on about Tayba, but I'll spare you peeps the speech.

I beg to differ ji, send him a basket of food, and the job is done!

'OYE! If I'm short, then I'm sure I can reach one place that would hurt as hell if I hit you there. So stay away from me.'

Depends on how short you are Lol! But, I'm sure you are resourceful enough to find a ladder, so, I've taken necessary precautions. I have shielded my significant triad in the one place well. But, Raja ji, may I please ask you a question at the risk of you reaching to cause me pain? Are you threatening to cause pain because I said you were short or because you are just jealous you don't have what I have? Lmao!

'Careful ji, rampaging hobbit!!!! Guard ur 'nether regions'! rotflmao!!!!!'

I can imagine a beautiful hobbit dressed in over-sized men's clothes, wielding a roti-roller, rampaging about. Sheesh! I laughed so loud. I can imagine 'Hobbit Raja ji' swinging the roti-roller with one hand and trying to pull up her slipping pants with the other. I scared people in the office this morning. Now everyone wants to know what I was laughing about!

'I beg to differ ji, send him a basket of food, and the job is done!'

Lol! How well you know me your highness. If the food in the basket is from your mother's kitchen, ji, you are so right. A few days ago I went to this Indian restaurant and almost died after. The owner and the chef should be shot for trying to feed me such horrible food. The Aloo Gobi Mattar smelled like socks. Yuck!

Et tu Ninja?- Then fall, Senor (Senor Jalapeno, ACT III, SCENE I)

I implored you to protect me. It is the responsibility of all that are strong to protect the weak; the powerful to shelter the disenfranchised; ah! My faith lies in shreds. My trust has been betrayed.

Tayba ji, Oh Superwoman! Rescue me from the beautiful royal hobbit and the renegade Ninja! You are my only hope- and in the interest of all my unborn children, my nether regions' hope as well. Huwwy!

Wishing u many more years in this place

Ahaha….. you pple are crazy.

Senor J – I should safely warn you that Tayaba ji wont go to all distance to 'save' you from her two good friends =)

Popcorn – checkCoffee – checkPillow – checkIce-cream – checkComfy seat – check

Okay, am now ready…

Waiting in anticipation for more action through words,

its not everyday one gets a chance to glimpse into the

lives of seemingly grown men, attempting to conquer

territory in obvious exaggerated terms,

exploring jargon accustomed to their factitious

individuality evidently nursing ego’s bent on

self destruction..

Go on Hommies= why stop the pretentious

volcanic aroma in the atmosphere?

x

yes senorJay, its part of my social service to this forum. and let me eloquently state another obvious thing as well. whats up with all the jargons? yes we know u are good with words, but too much of it..and it turns you into a show-off. thats my take anyways.x

popcorn and coffee? hmmm…!

Looks like someone's desperate to see other fight….aww! and I thought absence makes the heart grow fonder? Perhaps not. Oh, popcorn and coffee? Together? You kiddin me?

Oreo vs Senor…

Oh my….

I LOVE this madhouse.

A whole lot.

Last time we had something like this, it was a while ago in the green forum… Oreo vs Dei Hunk, I think?

Guyys…. *runs over to where the popcorn is… brings chocolate with her… just for Yemeni (or so she thinks)*

nope it was actually Oreo & Nitz Vs Scarface

both were off coz executed in explosive grande style and have remained in exiled since

were was dat…the assylum??

Yup I LOVE THIS PLACE AS WELL

Ps: I will bring the ice- cream haha

name the flavor??

Surprisingly, a lot is running on my willingness to fight, but sadly, you will have no spectacle. I refuse to be drawn into an argument, especially one that is incited by those who left after trying to get me all riled up Lmao!

uhm… alie is that you hun?

Tayba ji, Tayba ji, you have said what I have thought for a while Lol. You may send me the check later. Or you can Superwoman-fly it yourself. Lol!

lmao send you what check? have I provided you some kind of service here? I think the forum is getting telepathic with each other …. roflmao.

Wow if I knew I had such an effect, I wouldve used the said BROOMSTICK OR WAND and made and appearance sooner, ie in the presence of Jalapeno..

Seeing as attempting to say my name will prove fatalistic??

Afraid to say my name?

reminds me of a song, Say my name, say my name….lol

What’s wrong with u people ??????????

lol I don't actually know why senor is afraid – maybe because there's been a lot of threats made toward his manhood lmao.

I wasn't actually sure if it was you first and I didn't want to ask a 'new member' if she was someone else – this place is crazy enough lol. But, then there was a very strong similarity and I couldn't not ask!

Tayba ji, you are telepathic. I am telepathetic. There is a huge difference there.

Now, To Thee, whose name we dare not speak- I knew who you were the first post I read. Its not just the J that's a giveaway, but its the whole package: the posting everywhere and the psychedelic choice of colors for the fonts, the various sizes…its almost like peeing against the wind Lmao!

Welcome home! And, please for the love of God get rid of the Mama. So not you.

O..M…G Senor that was freaky. I just said to Ninja last night when we were both confused that once my friend said the same thing as me and I accidently said wow, we must be telepathetic. LOL.

and yeah the the posts kind of gave it away .

Lol! I say that all the time. Self-deprecating humor is underrated.

SJ: 1 WORD that reminds me of u, STALKER

U knew..

U KNOW me???????

Mama, soo not me?? Ness will disagree with this one..

btw, correction , Peeing is what boys do, Pissing are for the men hahaha

guess we know which category u fall under

Tayba, **hugz u chokingly tight** off coz u noticed, theres only one ME.. RIGHT? My confuscious luk on J

I didn’t feel the need to be mysterious and why announce when I wanted some MEEEEE time, catching up, thought with the first post, whomever knows me would simply KNOW..

Kavi didn’t L

… we know and love each other too much and too well, yaar!

On my part, Mama Pegasus's spellings completely gave the game away!

-hugs back- How are you?

I think you'd find that more members do know its you but they didn't want to say it just incase. We've all kind of been wondering whether its you or not lol – as I said telepathic waves have been flying across /

Peeing for boys and pissing is for men? So, how many men have pissed you off? You seem to be an expert at all things urine…Lmao!

we know and love each other too much and too well, yaar! On my part, Mama Pegasus's spellings completely gave the game away! We do for sure Hugz boo as well, wait…GROUP hug…Boo, Taybz and Meeeee ,….Missed u guyz..Oh an SJ is welcome to join, if u can get away after all that warmth hugs back- How are you? I think you'd find that more members do know its you but they didn't want to say it just incase. We've all kind of been wondering whether its you or not lol – as I said telepathic waves have been flying across /Me is me…am great thanks J and u??Just incase?? Lol..oh boy, Mama itself tells u its meJ And by WE ALL u mean who exactly?? Peeing for boys and pissing is for men? So, how many men have pissed you off? You seem to be an expert at all things urine…Lmao!Euuuuwwwwyuk no, was just something I overheard a colleague say to another, your post reminded me of it, so thought I’s clarify to you what is regarded as correct terms

Soo have I been missed??

Sooooo true!!!

Hug? What am I? A octagenarian uncle in an old people's home? I don't need a hug dang it. I need…I need…hmm here are some quick hints: Park…Stars…

aw do I detect the hint of a romantic in you there Senor J?

Not just a touch Tayba ji…I'm a full-blown romantic.

lmao, sigh join the club!

Lmao! You are not the president of the club, now, are you?

Why yes I am. My friend introduced me to her other friend as 'This is Tayba, she's the soppy one out of us all' Lmao I was like what the heck?!?! Just because I write poetry and own so many chick flicks

…………….. *joining the club*

🙂

There are some crazy people in your life, who make you smile so much, so much…. and the only explanation you have for it is that…. well, I can't think of an explanation.

Gawd, I have not laughed so much in a long time as I have done over the past twelve hours… laughing by myself, for seemingly no reason.

Sigh!

Well, from the looks of it, Boo seems to have taken over the Vice-president's chair. I proclaim myself the Court Pester. I like that role. Lmao!

Alisha alisha alisha – from your very FIRST post I knew it was YOU. Want to know how? alisha says ELATED all the time…alisha says 'me feels' all the time .. alisha uses Times New Romans fonts .. alisha uses those smiley faces and colors …alisha POST ALOT … a new member wouldnt KNOW ABOUT FIGHTS WE HAD TONS OF MONTHS AGO ON BWL , a new member would not behave as if they knew everyone, the timing was right when we were sending msgs to each other… and finally .. i knew you were getting at me when you asked me if that pic is a pic of me with the eyes looking like Kajol !!!!!!!!! i knew it i knew it i knew it dii im telling you!!!! i was sooooooooo positive

diiiiiiiii – i knew from your first post & i couldnt help but blurting it out to whomevre was passing by me at the time..it happened to be my sister..and i go 'ITS ALISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – i know its her!! 'elated?!!!' “me feels?” Its her it has to be her!!!!!” My sister is like: huh? How do you know its her??? Im like: “she left BWL and she said she wont come back but I know ITS HER!!”

SEEEEEEE ALI EVERYONE KNOWS YOU SO GOOD IN THIS FORUM look at senor tabz ness and even more pple im soooo positive they knew it was you … gawwwwwwwd see how much we love you man… sighs …come here and give me the biggest darn hug in the whole entire universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aawwwwwww hun

Boo is to blame for my short return and the fact that I am errrr ANONYMOUS..hmmmph

sooo Mukesh and I are going to try and allocate all my posts *wooohooo*, can imagine the fun surrounding that

adventure trip..and re-assign them to scarry off coz…then I shall vanish….

felt odd reading my posts ..its like talking to myself roflmao..which feels like the truth most of the time

Ok and I missed the songs thread and even though I keep in contact with all u guys outside its too much, especiallly at this time, all those pvt emails ..sigh……kidding

well love, yr di wasnt out to be mysterious, just thought of logging in with sum other nic temporarily

until I have time to sort things out with M.

Everyone loves me???? WOW, Kavs me thinks not nah….lol

not everyone….but u do and dat makes it all the more extra special ..masala-rish special hahaha

btw, yr sister, u talk about me?? wooohooo me is famous oh yeah..hahaha

anyways I need a general opinion on something close to my heart and where else but here to turn to..

need to gather my thoughts and will give u all the run down sooon…

*huge sigh* damn I truly MISSED u all hey…

now for that HUG…

I neeeeeded that…THANKS love..u know me luws u right?? and me sends u an even bigger, extra squishy, love filled, HUG

all the way from Jozi ….can u FEEL my love?? my hug, my sloppy kiss on yr forehead mah kajol princess????

The revelation. I FEEL THE LOVE DIIIIIIIIIIIII Gawd..missed you so much man, for real.

For sure, I knew it was you. Here again with the Kajol thing that you always tease me about and it always makes me go ARGGHH! BTW – Im loving that sloppy kiss & extra squishy hug. Sigh : cant explain my feeling to see you back here on BWL.

I knew you came here undercover and I didnt want to blow your spot…but now I see that you're trying to work things out with Mukesh….so thats great.

love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hugs galore…GALORE MAN GALORE!

A ladder!?!!? What in the…and jealous?!?! LMAO! Dude, you make me laugh! You stupid idiotic retard, I'm obviously threatening you cuz you called me short, duh?

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'Careful ji, rampaging hobbit!!!! Guard ur 'nether regions'! rotflmao!!!!!'

I can imagine a beautiful hobbit dressed in over-sized men's clothes, wielding a roti-roller, rampaging about. Sheesh! I laughed so loud. I can imagine 'Hobbit Raja ji' swinging the roti-roller with one hand and trying to pull up her slipping pants with the other. I scared people in the office this morning. Now everyone wants to know what I was laughing about!

beautiful hobbit? What in the world?!?! You are officially on my list of psycho people.

Lol! How well you know me your highness. If the food in the basket is from your mother's kitchen, ji, you are so right. A few days ago I went to this Indian restaurant and almost died after. The owner and the chef should be shot for trying to feed me such horrible food. The Aloo Gobi Mattar smelled like socks. Yuck!

HAHA! Sucks for you! And btw, if you ever get a basket of food from my mom, it'll be filled with Afghani food.

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OH rani, remember at Masjid, when we kept acting like we're about to box? lol!

lol! Yeah! That was hekka funny!

lol! Yeah, it was oreo and Desi Hunk! I remember Am Rani bringing along a bag of popcorn and enjoying the lil fight! lol. aww…I miss her…

lol!

Rani vs Senor J

cracks me up

lol. hardly. It's him against Oreo ji.

More like Oreo agaisnt Senor ji.

Lol..wooohoooo…just holler when the match beeeegins okay….me will be ready with mah poppy corn and cofffeeeee and

mini skirt and em pom pom thingys…hollering for the winning team hahahaha…~~NOT~~

anyways,,,kavi…be stilll..dats an order..!!!

I just want u to know that if I am NOT here on this forum, that doesnt mean I wont be around for u hun…like I said

my work is keeping me stressfully busy..but will be back to mah old wacko self soon

no tears…another order!!…

sending yeh a hug

di

'You stupid idiotic retard'

Yay! I've made the cut. I got myself a Rani ji special endearment much like Tayba ji and Ninja ji. Sheesh! I need to dress to the nines and go celebrate. Oh, Rani ji, thank you for the insult. It feels good. Lmao!

Oh. This is what you were referring to in the other thread.

Hardly. It depends on the tone of my voice.

Woman, what makes you think I would like to be as near as to be able to hear the 'tone' of your voice, seeing the absolute vengeance you seem to harbor against erm the participatory creative agents of my descendants? I would have to be insane to be anywhere nearby. Lmao!

Boy, what makes you think I want you anywhere near me?

I know…I know Rani ji, the reluctance is very mutual. Whew! You are far more dangerous to me than I to you. This is good. You stay where you are, and I will continue to hide where I am. Lmao!

*stays where I am*

Just don't provoke me.

Sheeshkebab! Okies, no provoking

Then you have nothing to worry about.

Hey alisha – alright no tears.. order confirmed!

Dnt stress yr self out at work naw… holler at me if the fight start too … [if im not around] … and btw…what side are you gonna be 'cheering' for ?

Howdy to my other peeps!!! ..senor…tabzeeeeeeee …..ninja & ranz

Lol if I go to fight with Rani ji, it would a 'No Contest.' I can take one, but the other two roti-roller wielding friends of hers…now that would be the death of me. So, no fighting.

C'mon – where's the spirit Ji

Alisha – you keep that pop corn and pom poms at hand… you never know when the 3 dudettes may gang up on our Senor J … or if his fight with 1 of them will cause him doom from the other two

Kavita – I promised him I wouldn't fight, so long as he doesn't provoke me…so put ur pom poms down.

Oh they're down – in the storage room > incase I 'd need em'

A new thread for fights/random swearing *cracks up* –

Problem is – thats more trouble right there

*giggles* I heart ju.

yeah yeah…we all know that. get on with it already!!

lol! We all know Tayba is enjoying it all!

TAYBA MERI JAAAAAAN! I need to reply to ur email. lol. *becomes a murghi*

raniiiiiiii! I knooooooow! reply alreadyyy!!! I have stuff to tell u lol. man o man I am so tired. I miss you, and I miss ninja too! I can't come on MSN right now tho, my brother is downloading some crap and MSN slows it down. grrr!

ooooooooh! Tell me! lol! Now I need to hurry up and email you! You know how curious I am! lol.

I misssss youuuuuuuuuuuu tooooo! I'll reply soon! I promise!

So besides being tired, how are you?

Hey guys, waddupp?!

Erhmmmm an if we /I don’t stop??

I quit fighting a lo-hong time ago. So, please don't 'Ninja' me. Go after Alie. Lol!

I could do with learning the art of ninja fighting

j/k guys..calm down

*world peace man .. world peace!*

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to go hifee on you ppl and use my ninja skillz

I wanna go hyphyyyyyyyy! LMAO! I remember telling Tayba that one day, and she's all like, “what's hyphy?” LMAO! And then I remember telling her about getting on the side of ur car and dancing to rap!!! LMAO!

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to go hifee on you ppl and use my ninja skillz

I wanna go hyphyyyyyyyy! LMAO! I remember telling Tayba that one day, and she's all like, “what's hyphy?” LMAO! And then I remember telling her about getting on the side of ur car and dancing to rap!!! LMAO!

yumz has a car??????????? how old are u girls?????

roflmbo!!!!!! ily guys. That was one funneh convo!

Rani, I emailed u a long ass email last night and some photos… did you see?

Hmm…I've known wise-a$$es and jack-a$$es but a long-a$$ I've never seen. Tayba ji? Lmao!

I once taught a continuing education class in my community and as part of course requirements asked my students to submit a Book Review and a Research Paper. One gentleman, wanted clarification and I said that a Book Review was a short paper and a Research Paper was a long paper. Come submission day, aforementioned gentleman submitted the Book Review on a Letter-sized (8.5 x 11) paper and the Research Paper on a Legal-sized paper (8.5 x 13). I did not know if I wanted to laugh or cry. Lmao! The man serves on the board of directors of a large government agency. Sheesh! No wonder this country is going to the dogs.

Professorji is it then….sigh!!

Poor country…but still safe..what wudve happened had u been one of the directors in this govt agency??

sighs with relief…good for the country….pooor us in this forum:)

kidding:-)

Lol

Scarrry – I'm 17, Ninja is 16. We're old enough to have a car, but no, we don't have one. lol.

man, I love long asses! lol. Anyhow, yes, I got it, and I will reply soon. I still haven't seen the pics cuz my twin is always around, and I can't open them up in front of him. So I'll see them as soon as I can. And BTW, you said I didn't send you the pics where I'm standing by the mountain vountains? I did send them, you dind't get them?

Senor ji – LMAO! That's hilarious!!!

Good grief! I am older than Rani ji and Ninja put together, but not half as interesting. This sucks big time.

aw man! lol rani send your twin outside to get groceries or something! hehe. LMAO “I love long asses” rofl I <3 u. hey man you guys r making me feel old too now! Im already freaking out about turning 21!! lol I can't add a 'teen' at the end like I do with twenty = twenteen .

Hey I got the photos of you in the car but none near mountains? I got one of your eye, cropped from another photo I think. Send! ohhh man I love that place. I was telling my dad that can we go America and visit the Yosmite National Park, he's reading his paper and gives me a mere “yeah alright” without even looking up. LOL. Man I wish I had asked him for money .

You should have. Well, since you are officially my Knight in matching hijaab and cape, maybe you could fly me over some money should you find yourself with an extra grand or two? After all, you could fly yourself to Yosemite.

haha! Poor budha wants to be interesting! Good luck with that.

Tayba – LMAO! My twin? Getting groceries? You have got to be kidding me! ACTUALLY! He went out for Jumah Salaah yesterday! But I forgot all about the pictures. *kicks herself* I'll look at them when he's sleeping! lol. oh man, then I'm gonna have to wait for my dad to go to sleep…okay okay! shush it, and just let me take my time. lol. Acha, I'll send you the other pics…I could have sworn I sent them to you…anyhow, you'll get them soon. I like this one pic where I'm splashing water on my lil bro! lol. 21…hmm…how about twenty-ween? lol. And not to fikar ji! When you come over here, Inshallah, I'll take you to Yosemite myself.

Budha? Lmao! I am not yet bald, I do not have a beer-belly, and I definitely do not dress like a cotton tree puked on me. But, thanks for the faith you've managed to squeeze out of yourself. Now, before I forget, did you happen to see any large-hijaabed, loose-trousered hobbit who masquerades as a fake husband? Lol! Tell her I said 'Hello!' and that she is wonderfully interesting.

roflmao..oh my gosh dat description is off the hook ….lol…

A not-hobbit apparently genuine she-husband and a yes-ninja she-wife as well…good grief…this is more than a mere mid-summers night dream…its a faustian nightmare of gargantuan proportions. I need some Vicodin and Dr. House…or my very own Knight in shining hijaab. (I can see Ninja brandishing a metal roti-roller in her hand going 'Shriek Shriek Shriek…'

LMAO! Kuch jal raha hai? Not to fikar, dude, it don't matter how you look, you're still a budha to me. I'll call you senor budha! *evil laugh* hehe. arre, chill, joke tha ji. Sheesh. And btw, the hobbit didn't reply to your message. I wonder why?…

LMAO! I'm not fake!!! Whooo hooooo! Why thank you, my darling. But don't mind Senor budha's words, he's in shock…and in denial, bechara, let's hope he can face his fears.

LMAO!……………………………….

Lol. Im going to save my provoking for later. Right now, Im going to smile and enjoy being SenorOopsMyBellySticksOuttaLot. Have fun over the weekend. Shouldn't be that difficult. All you have to do is be yourself. Lol.

lol raaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know how I KNOW I need sleep right now? this writing that I am typing – the font I KNOW is black, but I see GREEN TEXT. LMAO. man I feel like staying up tho but I cantttttt.

Lmao! Woman er Superwoman claims I'm the idiot for not knowing she has superhuman sight. Yeah yeah! I'm the idiot alright but only for not knowing flying hijaab over here needs lenses to look. Some rescue that would accomplish!

Oye BUDDY those are superhuman lenses okay . And I wear super human contact lenses when I'm out and about. Now you be quiet before I scratch you with my superwoman nails .

Uh huh! Come get me. Well, without your lenses you cannot see where you put your contacts now can you? Lmao! Superwoman nails? Yeah, but first, let me ask you a question. How many of me do you see? Arf arf arf!

HA jokes on you. I am so used to putting my contact lenses on that I don't need a mirror or any other type of lense to direct me. I'm not that blind! lol! and don't worry I'll just wave my nails everywhere in superhuman speed and when I see 10 of you bleeding, I'll know its mission accomplished .

Who told you that I have Multiple Personality Disorder? Sheesh! Darn forum cannot keep a secret.

lol the men of this forum usually do have something wrong with their personalities. Take serio for example. We diagnosed him a schizo ages ago… ironically he opened a mental hospital to capture us all in. lmao.

Yeah? And you women are sane? Sheesh you girls are so bonkers I dont even know where to begin.

Bonkers and PROUD. Yeah now what lol!

Oye! You are still here? Lmao! You should get some sleep. I am worried for you, you know? You're the only superwoman rescue act I've got. Lmao!

wtheck! you fish I wrote that last night! Its 13:10pm here now! I am lazying about before I go shopping =D

The names keep coming. Lol! Now I'm a fish? Lol!

oh you were always a fish!

If I'm a fish, you are a shrimp. Lmao! Hello Shrimp ji!

Shrimps are much tastier anyway

But high in cholesterol. Fish are good for your health. They have Omega-3.

1. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! You lil buttwipe! I can't be mean during Ramadhaaaaaaaaaaaan!

2. awwwww? lol. I just realized that I actually do have tons of fun when I'm myself. lol

From Tabya to Omega-3

Lol…. *chuckles*

I love this Forum so much!

Rani is the name-calling champion Lol! If the people who work for me find out that you called me a Lilbuttwipe and got away with it, making me laugh my guts out in the process, they would pay you good money to find out your secret! Stay away from my staff you hear? Lmao! I do not want a rebellion on my hands.

Hey kush, gud to c u

me luws u guys so much …

Ooookaaaay keep quite doctor jalapeno!! I'm still the better seafood, Okay? I said… OKAY?

Tay, Ur supposed to control the temper/nastiness

Not the other way around chicka

I am controlling it! Can't you see the gritted teeth at the end? I am not screaming .

ok

buddha's baba

I offer truce for as long as Ramadhan lasts. Least I could do to the Mini-Me's and Dr. Evil. Lmao! Okay, seriously that was the lastest.

Lmao…. can you imagine, if everybody were to grit their teeth every time they were trying to control their temper.. we would all look like a bunch of angry apes/gorillas… walking down the streets gritting our teeth, gritting our teeth in front of our authorities (boss, parents, siblings, lovers )….

Hahaha! That would be hilarious.

OK I am losing it!

LMAO you are losing it, welcome to my club. I've already lost it, and now thanks to you I am imagining angry grapes <—- ROFLMAO look at the typo I made. I guess I was thinking of gorillas and apes at the same time = grapes LOL. I was gonna delete it but then I was like, nah, let them see! HAHA! but yeah I am imagining angry apes and gorrilas now! ohhh man am I mental?

no no …u maketh a lotta cents!!!

well i say with all the gritting of teeth going around theres bound to be an influx of $$$$ In the dental department

me must find meself a dentist, pronto….

aaahhhh now we all can have em perfecto dentures…all accurately shaped and coloured to the witz…

Too bad you revealed this lil secret to me just as Ramadhan started. *sigh* I could have made some good money…but I don't even know my secret.

awww! that is so nice of you, I seriously thought you were gonna torture us!

*laughs*

Harmless fun… no offence meant at all.

roflmaooo!

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Harmless fun… no offence meant at all.

LMAO! Boo! That was funny! why would it be offensive?

Finally!

Lol … poor monkey looks scared

he better watch out for them electric wires though coz then them police pple wouldnt have to take him down he woulda done that by him self

LMAO! Ninja, u crazy psycho faltoo of a bum! I LOVE YOU!

LOL I love you ninjerina. Thank you for reviving the topic that's about MEEEE MEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!

Hehe.

Taybaaaaa! I need to tell you something, no no, I need to tell you two things! I was gonna tell you yesterday but I forgot! And you're not on! And neither is Hayati, so I can't even tell her to call you and tell you to come online! lol. That was super funny!

I was like, “hey hayati, please do me a favor? please please please? I lOVE YOU!” And she's like, “sure what is it?” And I'm like, “Call tayba and tell her to come online! PLEASE!” And she's like, “No.” and I'm like, “ oh okay” And she's like, “lol! I'm just kidding! Gimme the number” lol!

And after she was done, she's like, “she's so cute! I wish I had her accent!” lol!

1. Tayba rocks. She's my rock star! she's just a rock, stone cold. period.

2. Tayba is ghey…sometimes. I'm her gay buddy! yup, we can see that loonnnng time ago!!

3. Tayba is chips. lmbo I'm her vinegar! And you're the fish! (I hate fish, I love chips, and vinegar? with fish and chips? ewwwwwww!)

4. Tayba is slow… I think she's fast. lol. she can fly! fast as compared to what?a snail? ok..

5. TAYBA IS AWESOME My awesome princess! yr gay princess

6. Tayba is REALLY REALLY TAYBA She is! duh'!

7. Tayba…is my lova! HEY! You guys are cheating on me?!?!?! () pfftt…u can keep her all to yrself

8. Tayba is a brit yeh! And she has low batties yeh! LMAO!

9. Tayba needs to move here! She does!!!!!! Taybaaa jaaan when are you coming here? Come this summer! Unless I'm going to London this summer (Insha'Allah) then you stay there! And come here as soon as I get her! lol. get a life!!

10. READ #9 AGAIN! YEAH JERK I agree! buttwipe!

pls dont be spreading any germs in ere yuuummenilicious!

• oye! Mr. dodohead! She's ain't a rock and she ain't stone cold. If you can't see her amazingness, your loss.
• And you can't have her, once again, your loss.
• And oye! You lil buttwipe! If you tell me to get a life one more time Imma go and screw up yours!

Vot vot ?! But Ranz .. I thought Tayaba is ..*AND I QUOTE* your boyfriend lol

Or is it really a cali thing

LMAO! Like I told you before, it's not a Cali thing, it's a retarded thing!

And I KNOW! They are both cheating on me!!! Ninja is a bigger cheater cuz she's my wifey! Imma kick her butt once i get home! lol.