*~* Bollywoodlyrics Forum Awards 07 ~*~

bollywood crazeeee

delirious with anticipation

So who are the awards goign to be issued to

let me start the ball rolling by giving out some nominations:

'Dont have anything better to do than to come to this forum day and nite' Award:
1. Rani
2. ScarFace
3. Yummenilicious

No Life Outside Forum Award:
1. Rani
2. ScarFace
3. Yummenilicious
4. Prisoner 26

Newbie of the Year who tries hard to win all the ladies heart in the forum with his long boring stories (there can only be 1):
1. SenorJ

Talk and Doesnt Stop Award*:
1. SenorJ
2. ScarFace
* make such a perfect couple dont u think so?

Gay-est couple of the Year:
1. ScarFace and Ness
2. ScarFace and Rani
3. Rani and Yummenilicious
4. Unique and Yummenilicious
5. Boogedy and Khushi
5. All of the above

Chick who can Kick award:
1. Yummenilicious
2. Ness
3. ScarFace
4. Unique

Best use of Vocab in a boring way Award:
1. Ness
2. Boogedy
3. SenorJ

Serio's Fave to hassle Award:
1. Yummenilicious
2. Unique
3. Boogedy
4. ScarFace

Couple of the Year Award:
1. SenorJ – Ness
2. SenorJ – ScarFace
3. SenorJ – Unique

aite, thats all for now. i shall be adding more from time to time

I do have a life….what the heck!?! i don't want that award! rofl

wow!!!

oh men I'm gone for 2 months i don't even get awarded for being vanished

awww! there is no such award, cos you can't vanish! this is BWLF, you don't just vanish? you leave =P

(i don't make sense do I?)

welcome back!

Lol no jaan you do make sence hahahaha in BLWD no one ever vanishes they just leave the country

whoohoo, okay we're on the same page then!

so how are you?

Still sick yaar. But getting better hehehehe i have a huge bally party to go to on friday gotta get better lol

haha feel better soon!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

Those were the days when I sincerely put up awards that were nice and meaningful… and Nitz and Oreo (and Baqz??) would mess it up with their crazier, cooler awards…

Sigh!!!

I still remember one thing Nitzah said to me, during one of these awards… “Don't lose the kid in you” (I quote word for word people.. ).

And I don't intend to….

Ahhhh will be here soon… give me time people.

But you better help… or else. I don't really know. lol.

my poochikinz said sums nice, cute and faltooyeeeeshhh?? **faints melodramatically***

lol..ders hope for him:)

Lol serio is crazyyyy lol … that was mad funny but who would issue those awards ?

Marine!! You're back!! *WAVES* Hiiiiiiiiiiii, missed you ! Hope you are doing good. Feel better soon. And remember parties arent everything!!! Feel better FIRST. Love uu

mmmm u have just one guess…

Best use of Vocab in a boring way Award:

1. Ness

Rotflmfao!

I totally vote for myself Oh here's a new entry:

Gay-est couple of the Year:

1. Serio & his ego

ok, after few soul searching and some forum analyzing, here are the latest addition to the nominations:

Fav Faltooest Word Award:
1. lol
2. I love you ji
3. Hugs

Worst Sig Pic Award:
1. Prisoner 26
2. Rani Not So Mukerji
3. sub-Marine

Skills You Like to Have Award:
1. Yummenilicious apparent (lack of) Ninja skills
2. SenorJ's potential to become the next JK Rowling
3. Boogedy's dissapearing act
4. ScarFace's ability to dedicate songs 10 pages long
5. Rani and Unique's argument on whether Americans or Brits are cooler
6. sub-Marine's ability to talk and talk without putting a full stop to her sentences

Skills You Don't Like to Have Award:
1. See Skills You Like to Have Award nominees

Bollywood moment of the Year Award:
1. When SenorJ drops in the forum like a hero from out of nowhere and tries to flirt with all the ladies in da house
2. SenorJ and Ness gettin' it on in front of Prisoner 26 eyes without a care for this world
3. The bollywood movie directed by Rani which never took off

Members That We Missed Their Presence Award:
1. Madhu Ji
2. Nitz
3. Baqz aka Chaddi Man
4. Nazi (tho she has made some special guest appearance a couple of times)

Serio's Most Likely New Partner In Crime Award:
1. Yummenilicious aka Ninja
2. Nazi
3. None of the above

Most Likely to Stay in this Forum until 2020 Award:
1. Rani not so Mukerji
2. Yummenilicious
3. ScarFace
4. Prisoner 26
5. SenorJ

aite…thats about it for now. Part 3 coming up

Lol – Oreo – them nominations are madddddddddd funny.

*CRACKING UP like crazyyyyyyyy*

bhahaha…he's forgetting himself. someone neeeds to nominate him!

for me I think it was when I was going around happily snoggin Senor Bhai thinking he was mah one and only

Snatcher of hearts, DS…wooooohh is me ..wat a shocker dat was when me saw the light lmao

Had a loooooonnnnnggggggggggggggg cleansing session thereafter

for sure, I dooo miss poochikins presence..he certainly made logging in much much more fun

and was hillarious at wanting to be a pain in the asssss

Oh so she's admitting it ..h mmmm

ily dii

hmm wait till oreo get a glimpse of this

hope u're doing okayy dii hugsssssssss me miss you

Part 3, as promised:

Most Boring Bird Day thread Award:
1. Unique the not so Princess
2. Sub-Marine
3. Ness is a Mess

Lack of Imagination during Conversation Award:
1. Prisoner 26
2. Sub-Marine
3. Desi Hunk

Dont Have a Clue what He/She is Saying Award:
1. Sub-Marine

Jargon lover award:
1. SenorJ
2. ScarFace
3. Ness is a Mess

Tubelight Discussion of the Year Award:
1. Unique and Rani and Ninja San
2. Prisoner 26 and ScarFace
3. Ness is a Mess and SenorJ

Worst Taste in Music Award:
1. ScarFace
2. SenorJ
* Again they make a good couple, dont they?

Best Topic of the Year
1. Faltoo Forum Awards 07
2. Baking A Tasteless Cake
3. Sing According to Your Stinking Mood

Worst Topic of the Year:
1. All the Bird Day threads
2. Dear Faltoo BWL
3. Lousy Book Recommendations

Lack of Sense of Humour Award:
1. Sub-Marine
2. Prisoner 26
3. ScarFace

Forumer of The Year (basically the person who spends 95% of his/her life here):
1. Rani not so best
2. Ninja San
3. ScarFace
4. SenorJ

Special Award: Best Now You See Me Now You Dont Award:
1. Boogedy Boo (wooooohooooo!!)
2. Sub-Marine
3. Baqz aka Chaddi Man (go chaddi..go chaddi)

Thats abt it for this year…Pls lock in yer votes right now. Special thanks to Mukesh ji for keeping this faltoo website alive. Without it I dont have an avenue to nominate all this important awards to the right folks.

Cheers!

I doooo not! even if I did, it's only b/c this place is awesome. Who needs a life anyways, when most of the cool people are here! kthanks.

and you can't end the nominations yet, no one has nominated you yet, slick one.

awwww COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't believe all the nominations i got so which one did i win lol i'm dying to know.

cookie..COOKIE?!!! lmao, nvm it's Oreo…that is a cookie.

but that's hilarious that you called him that.

i'm on crack!

Hahaha Yemzyyyyyyy what going on what kind of crack are you on If its the good kind pass it on hehehehe

*shaking head* Tsk, tsk, tsk!

oh please you know you the dealer in all this lol

Quote:

Hahaha Yemzyyyyyyy what going on what kind of crack are you on If its the good kind pass it on hehehehe

*faints* I swear, I was kidding!!!!

Slander!!!!!

Where is DH when you need him! Such a litigious young man! Bet he knows a good lawyer! lmao

And stop trashing the Award thread!

I don't wanna hafta read through 3 pages of drug references to get to Boo ma's excellent awards! *snort*

Now… was this *snort* a sarcastic comment on my “excellent” awards (that are not really excellent)… or on the 3 pages of drug references missy? It better be the latter…

Hey am just teasing you btw… nothing personal intended Nessa JI! Lmao!

BOO darling my love my angel how are you?

Nessa [showin tongue] blllaaaahhhhhhhhhh hehehehehe

Now… was this *snort* a sarcastic comment on my “excellent” awards (that are not really excellent)… or on the 3 pages of drug references missy? It better be the latter…

Hey am just teasing you btw… nothing personal intended Nessa JI! Lmao!

Suuuure, you find the time to appear for this, yeah?! rotflmao

Ok…the *snort* was in reference to the entire post because I just knew I was gonna git a tight slap for it! Just thought it would come from Submariner!

And sarcasm??? Meeeee??? Nooooooo!!!! lmao

Hope your day is/was/will be a good one Boo MAAAAAAAA (sheep with a harelip imitation)

uhmmm hummm! lmao

Suuuure, you find the time to appear for this, yeah?! rotflmao

Ok…the *snort* was in reference to the entire post because I just knew I was gonna git a tight slap for it! Just thought it would come from Submariner!

Ecuse me i would get slaped for what ebing honest [yelling]

Boo know who is at fault its you. If you hadn't given thattasty candy then all this wouldn't happened

can i get some more please please

And sarcasm??? Meeeee??? Nooooooo!!!! lmao

Hope your day is/was/will be a good one Boo MAAAAAAAA (sheep with a harelip imitation)

Quote:

Quote:

Suuuure, you find the time to appear for this, yeah?! rotflmao

Ok…the *snort* was in reference to the entire post because I just knew I was gonna git a tight slap for it! Just thought it would come from Submariner!

Ecuse me i would get slaped for what ebing honest [yelling]

Wrong AGAIN!!!! *sheesh*

You aren't getting slapped in the fray, I would be the one getting slapped, by YOU!

Cheeze Louise! lmao Aye loca!

hahahaha dude its so funny i'm going as half angel half devil

Boo…*waiting impatiently*

LOL!

Ninja… that post made it look like Rani had taken you over! Hehe!

Well USUALLY people… () awards are done at the END of the year… now, is October going on November really the end of the year? Huh? Huuuh?

boogedy, i think they are giving you a head start. You know how slow u can get, right? I can as.sist you in the nominations to speed up things.

I never really thought of the 'awards are done at the end of the year' thing but hey! In that case, its almost the end of the year anyways. During this time we can lol ..think *ahem* carefully about all of the nominations lol

By the way – WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME NOMINATIONS for Oreo

C'mon now – we can let him do ALL the hard work of nominating

*lol*

Yeah… in the case of Oreo, speeding things up would mean something like, “Alrite ppl I am not faltoo enought to do this so get outta this awards function hall and go watch a useless Bolly movie instead! Thank you BWL and goodnight.”

(The last bit I copied from Chandler in Friends… lol… now Oreo will ramble on about how extremely not-very-original I am… 🙂 )

Rani, hun what is all this pressure upon Booji?

hmmm am tired!!!!

hmmmmmm thinking here..95% of these noms have Scarry's name on the list…

I dunno whether to sulk or gloat lol..OR BOTH or to give the nominator a well deserved a$$ kicking…hmmmm

am I LOVED or what??

anyways heres my take

Bwlf hero for the year 2007

1. Senor – cuz he seems to be the only damn man in the place with a heart worn on the sleeves ( 🙂 )

2. Senor – lol cuz me thinks he is hot hot hot…ssszzzzzzzzling HOT lmao..not

3. Senor – cuz he plays the love sick hero soo well..check out episodes where he

hopped skipped and jumped to get to Ness..lol

and off coz the cool n collected way in which he handles the ego of another MALE member whose name I fail to remember…

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Femme fatale of the year

1. Senor lmao kidding…just had to though

1. Ness.. eish this woman and her kick a$$ ness

2. Ranz – cuz she is like lil meeee lol

3. Yemz – another lil meee

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Villian of 2007

1. Scarry lol …

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badda$$ dude & dudette 07

1. ScarFace

2.The Ghoul one – Cosmic

but NOT 2gether…off coz…

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Funniest Refs for 2007

1. Mara – with that take on ***go sit on a stick *** Roftlmao I STILL cant stop laffing bout that one

2. Senor – erhmmm..the lake…fire…dancing……….need I say more !!

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dis actually sux, soo will leave it here

wat da heck is this about anyways?? will u ppl pls hurrry it up

like saaay Prior to 2008???

well me awaits this pvt disclosure of yrs lmao

u will have no choice but get used to my scarryness hahaha

acha ji

take yr time nah

***yaaawnnssss*** am tired now

Ohh wait..so what are the nominations for oreo??? lol

Funny … is when Marine told oreo to go sit on a stick lol !! Darn – I was in college cracking up in the library..will never forget that one!

Scary villian? Aww lawwwddd… I aint voting for that!

As for you t hinking senor is hot … *ahem* carry on carry on or wre u just referring to his NAME …yeah..the jalapeno part

Wellll i sure do hope we come up with MORE nominationssss for mr. serio comic since he was so kind as to nominate all of us for something

*rubs hands together* *thinks*

U better

Dats the only award I shall accept J

it amazes me that u guys cant come up with appropriate noms for the ghoul

am soooo tempted to add mine!!! hahahaha

but wont !!!

it amazes me that u guys cant come up with appropriate noms for the ghoul

am soooo tempted to add mine!!! hahahaha

but wont !!!

yup, keep it to yrself. definitely better that way. after all, yr nominations will only be crappy at best.

I sense fear… and now feel nauseous must be the permeating stench from unwashed ghoul

Lmao… stench huh?

I sense fear… and now feel nauseous must be the permeating stench from unwashed ghoul

ooohhh…im soo scared. im shaking in me boots. somebody plsss helppppp…

lmao

lmao c'mon now kiddiez! play nice!

lmao! i was gonna say that! vot toh hail!

i hereby declare the forum awards 07 close and void. all nominations have been cancelled and nobody wins anything. go home people. shows over. pls come again next year. go sit in a cafe or smtg, sip some coffee, read some books, stare some people, kill some time, steal some smile..anything but sit in this award nite that will never happen.

Rightttttttt — Im sure WE ARE the ones who made the MOST contribution to this AWARD thread and NOMINATIONS.

Look at us – KILLING TIME … writing out long lists of nominations.. STEALING SMILES… having all the other memebrs reading 'em

THis MUST be another one of your mixed up days

must be the imaginary voices again….lol

okay…for fear of having anuther looney in this home of ours..am going to personally ensure the Ghoul is timeously relieved/released from

this sickness!!

ROFTLMAABO…u said it..

i agree with having it CLOSED?? n void..especially since Scarry seems to pop up on most of em noms…hmmmmmphhhh

Hahahaaa

well anywayyyyyyyyyyys times going fasttttttt

No we wont close it!

better option is to burn this thread down. stand back people…

*refuses to move* this thread is stayiiinnnn, hop off! lol.

u leave me with no choice then. ok, i will stand together with u while we burn this place down.

NO!!!!!!!

GO AHEAD OREO

BURN THE PLACE DOWN

Knock yrself out!

Guyss

Helppp!!

I can't find the old nominations anywhere!!

Looked through my saved files and BWL messages that I save on my e-mail… googled for them – argh!

Ranz! I'd never agreet to burn any of my lovely BWL threads down..

was just waiting to see big BAD oreo BURN the thread down..as he claims he would have done so

Well guys…we have time..we're still in November right

Chin up

Cripes! The time went out before what I had assumed!

Kya hua? You guys have lost something??

Hehe – Ranz have you lately been creating new words like impatienceivity or am I just looking really Stupid now for saying that ..cos it is a real word? Hahaaa..the answer awaits!

S I G H

Lol – di are you okay there?

Kavi

HUGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS coming yr way!!!

Boo, come here, so I can hug you, and can find out where you live

since there are no more new nominations for the forum awards 07, my nominations will stand. winners will be announced in a couple of days! stay tuned ppl..

Guys!!

Voteeee!!

Pick a category – make a category up lol – and voteeee!

(And Tayba – I'm telling you this here cos BWL goes funny for me…. COME BACK!)

lmao

vote for what exactly??

the votes are in. and here are the results…*drum roll please*

Dont have anything better to do than to come to this forum day and
nite' Award:

1. Rani

2. ScarFace

3. Yummenilicious

Winner: Rani

No Life Outside Forum Award:

1. Rani

2. ScarFace

3. Yummenilicious

4. Prisoner 26

Winner: ScarFace

Newbie of the Year who tries hard to win all the ladies heart in the forum
with his long boring stories (there can only be 1):

1. SenorJ (winner by default)

Talk and Doesnt Stop Award*:

1. SenorJ

2. ScarFace

* make such a perfect couple dont u think so?

Winner: ScarFace

Gay-est couple of the Year:

1. ScarFace and Ness

2. ScarFace and Rani

3. Rani and Yummenilicious

4. Unique and Yummenilicious

5. Boogedy and Khushi

5. All of the above

Winner: Rani and Yummenilicious

Chick who can Kick award:

1. Yummenilicious

2. Ness

3. ScarFace

4. Unique

Winner: Unique

Best use of Vocab in a boring way Award:

1. Ness

2. Boogedy

3. SenorJ

Winner: Ness

Serio's Fave to hassle Award:

1. Yummenilicious

2. Unique

3. Boogedy

4. ScarFace

Winner: Yummenilicious

Couple of the Year Award:

1. SenorJ – Ness

2. SenorJ – ScarFace

3. SenorJ – Unique

Winner: SenorJ – ScarFace (based on the
latest revelation)

Fav Faltooest Word Award:

1. lol

2. I love you ji

3. Hugs

Winner: I love you ji

Worst Sig Pic Award:

1. Prisoner 26

2. Rani Not So Mukerji

3. sub-Marine

Winner: Prisoner 26

Skills You Like to Have Award:

1. Yummenilicious apparent (lack of) Ninja skills

2. SenorJ's potential to become the next JK Rowling

3. Boogedy's dissapearing act

4. ScarFace's ability to dedicate songs 10 pages long

5. Rani and Unique's argument on whether Americans or Brits are cooler

6. sub-Marine's ability to talk and talk without putting a full stop to her
sentences

Winner: Boogedy

Skills You Don't Like to Have Award:

1. See Skills You Like to Have Award nominees

Winner: sub-Marine

Bollywood moment of the Year Award:

1. When SenorJ drops in the forum like a hero from out of nowhere and tries to
flirt with all the ladies in da house

2. SenorJ and Ness gettin' it on in front of
Prisoner 26 eyes without a care for this world

3. The bollywood movie directed by Rani which never took off

Winner: SenorJ and Ness
getting’ it on in broad daylight!!

Members That We Missed Their Presence Award:

1. Madhu Ji

2. Nitz

3. Baqz aka Chaddi Man

4. Nazi (tho she has made some special guest appearance a couple of times)

Winner: Nitz of course (my pardner in
crime)

Serio's Most Likely New Partner In Crime Award:

1. Yummenilicious aka Ninja

2. Nazi

3. None of the above

Winner: None of the above

Most Likely to Stay in this Forum until 2020 Award:

1. Rani not so Mukerji

2. Yummenilicious

3. ScarFace

4. Prisoner 26

5. SenorJ

Winner: Rani

Most Boring Bird Day thread Award:

1. Unique the not so Princess

2. Sub-Marine

3. Ness is a Mess

Winner: Unique

Lack of Imagination during Conversation Award:

1. Prisoner 26

2. Sub-Marine

3. Desi Hunk

Winner: Desi Hunk

Dont Have a Clue what He/She is Saying Award:

1. Sub-Marine (winner by default)

Jargon lover award:

1. SenorJ

2. ScarF

Thank yooh, thank yooh. *rolls eyes*

Oh my!!!!!

*sobbing uncontrollably* I'd like to accept this award on behalf of boring people everywhere!

I had some stiff competition, with Boo ma & Senor, but I'm happy to say that my prayers paid off!

Thank you, thank you one and all! *takes a bow and tumbles from the stage* lmbo

Ness you just cracked me up so hard ROFL. <3

and stupid serio, I have the most boring birthday thread?!?!?! NA-UH! Yours wasn't exactly a bundle of laughs! jerk lmbo.

Lmao! Ness! You're killing me here!